A/N: Hello everyone. I know you are wondering how I am writing to you. Well, I just borrowed a laptop and uploaded a couple of docs so I could type on my phone. I know you guys are waiting for a new Phintastic chapter and I am seriously almost done with it but it was on my laptop so... Anyway, this is a new story that I would Kline to finally put up. I grave been thinking about this since the Perry and Penny days. Yes, that long. Thanks for holding on to Phintastic and I hope you'll like this too. Lets go!

Perry was out of his mind excited. Monogram had finally answered his vacation requests so now he got to go to LA with the Flynn-Fletcher's. This was going to be so-

Linda interrupted the speech.

"The pet sitter will come any minute, boys. Let's get Perry into his carrier."

Perry's world came crashing down. He thought he was going with them. How unfair! He hates getting caught off guard after experiencing it millions of times with Doof.

Phineas says, "I'm sure Perry can come with us if we can make a device that disguiseme him as a baby."

Good old, Phineas. Always trying to save the day.

"Oh, that's nice, kids. Even if you did try to do that, we would have to buy an extra ticket and we can't do that," Linda replied.

Phooey!

Candace scoffs, "I for one am glad that the meat brick isn't tagging along."

Thank you, Candace. Love is bursting from your heart.

The doorbell rang.

"The pet sitter must be here!" Linda announced as she opened the door.

The pet sitter is revealed to be none other than the half-evil Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

"Hello, I am here to sit on your pet," Heinz introduces.

"I'm glad Charlene recommended you. She says you are around platypuses often. Is that correct?" Linda questions.

"Yes yes," Doof assured her. He pricked up the carrier. "We're going to have so much fun together."

"That's nice. You'll get the 500 when we get back in 2 weeks. Bye!" Linda bid as she led the family and Heinz out, locked the door, and drove away.

"You can cut it out now, Perry the Platypus. Look, the OWCA needed a guy to pretend to petsit you knowing your secret identity. I kind of fit the bill, no pun intended. I'm going to drive you to the DEI and just chill the rest of the summer. What do you say?" Doof explains.

Perry, now out of his carrier, gave a thumbs up and hopped into the driver's seat.

"Did you not hear me? I'm not letting you drive," Doof refused.

Perry starts to point at his head, then to Doof, and then to himself.

"Oh that! They'll use the Amnesia-inator on me so don't worry. Buckle up, I don't need any more tickets," Doof ordered him.

In a scene shift, the duo were in the DEI and Doofy here was explaining the house rules.

"No destroying my house. Don't lay a finger on my inators. You have to tell me in some way or form where you are going and when. Don't enter Vanessa's room without permission. Last but not least, Norm is off-limits. Understand?" Doof listed.

Perry tools his eyes and gave a half-hearted thumbs up.

"Good. Wow, time sure does fly by. I suggest we hit the hay," Doof suggests.

A/N: Yep. Don't worry. I'm making it up to you guys. Lucky for me I was a strong trooper back then and I wrote the chapters out beforehand. You'll see more of me really soon. Ciao!