A/N- O.O This oneshot was inspired by blackerthanbleach's IchiRuki Facebook Fanclub. XD I just thought Ichigo and Rukia shouldn't have all the fun! =P
Byakuya Kuchiki: What is this?
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Ichigo Kurosaki: You two make such a cute couple, I just HAD to make a facebook page.
Renji Abarai: Ichigo, I will go bankai on your ass.
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Byakuya Kuchiki: Please. Allow me.
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Ichigo Kurosaki: Wait, how did you get into my hou
Orihime Inoue: Why did Kurosaki-kun stop typing?
Kon:Ichigo just got fucking cherry petals shoved up his ass!
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Mayuri Kurotsuchi: Still... they do make a good couple. Almost as good as that (im)perfect scientist and the Quincy boy.
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Uryu Ishida: WHAT THE FUCK?! NO!
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Hanataro Yamada: Um... hello... what's going on?
Ichigo Kurosaki: Bykya wnt bnka on m!
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Hanataro Yamada: Kuchiki taicho used his bankai on you?!
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Retsu Unohana: Hanataro, you want to go help Ichigo? =)
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Hanataro Yamada: Hai, taicho!
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Ichigo Kurosaki: Thanks, Hanataro.
Rukia Kuchiki: Ichigo... my brother and his lieutenant are NOT a couple.
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Ichigo Kurosaki:Oh, yeah? Go on youtube and search 'ByaRen tribute'. Trust me, it's true!
Uryu Ishida: What the actual fuck... he's right!
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Byakuya Kuchiki: How... did these pictures... get online?
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Rangiku Matsumoto: ~Sorry, Kuchiki taicho! O.O
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Toshiro Hitsugaya: Matsumoto.
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Rangiku Matsumoto: Taicho!
Kira Izuru: You're dead...
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Toshiro Hitsugaya: Matsumoto, you should know better than to do that.
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Matsumoto: Sorry, taicho.
Toshiro Hitsugaya: Don't lie about the pictures... you know full well half of those were mine. XD
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Byakuya Kuchiki: Wait, what?
Toshiro Hitsugaya: It's a living. You would be surprised how much tactical information Espada will trade for yaoi pictures!
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Ichigo Kurosaki: How much do they pay for pictures of Uryu shirtless? *coughcoughSZAYELcoughcough*
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Szayel Aporro Grantz: Quite a lot, actually... care to test it?
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Uryu Ishida: What?! Kurosaki!
Ryuken Ishida: I might be interested in that offer as well... you never know when tactical information will be useful.
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Uryu Ishida: I... why is my father offering shirtless pictures of me to the Espada?
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Renji Abarai: Well, I already knew your father kicks puppies... now I know he's a pervert as well.
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Souken Ishida: Ryuken. You should know
better. This page is for making fun of Byakuya and Renji, not for selling shirtless pictures of my grandson to the Espada.
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Uryu Ishida: I'm not even going to ask why my dead grandfather has a facebook page... the important thing is that those videos prove there's a lot going on between you two!
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Mayuri Kurotsuchi: You guys aren't going to believe this... I installed cameras in Captain Kuchiki's room. Go on youtube and search 'live camera ByaRen footage'.
Ichigo Kurosaki: O.O
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Renji Abarai: Mayuri Kurotsuchi, I will now train day and night until I am strong enough to kill you.
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Yumichiki Ayasegawa: The important part here is that they're both gay. XD
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Ichigo Kurosaki: Uryu, do I even WANT to know why you liked that last comment?
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Uryu Ishida: No. No, you don't.
Szayel Aporro Grantz: I KNEW IT!
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Uryu Ishida: There's going to be a SzaIshi facebook page in less than three minutes, isn't there.
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Ichigo Kurosaki: Yep. Well, actually, it's already up as of ten seconds ago. Thank me later, Szayel.
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A/N- What do you think... should I make a new oneshot for SzaIshi? Or any other pairing? PM or review with pairing suggestions. Also, please, someone tell me if I should make new chapters on THIS story, or just make a NEW story. For the next pairings, I mean.
Uryu Ishida: No, please, not me and Szayel...
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Ichigo Kurosaki: It's your own fault, Uryu.
Szayel Aporro Grantz: Besides... it'll be fun! XD
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