Denmark stared at the beautiful solid block. It's color so innocent it was almost unreal. "your so beautiful yet, I want to take your innocence" The block stood there. "Why must you be so perfect!? Your corners are so perfect. The lines that join to make the corners are incredibly straight. Unlike me who goes out and sleeps with everyone. Male and Female. How could you love someone like me?" The block fell towards him. "Ok, ok I know I'm that awesome but still, why me? If you were looking for awesomeness why not Prussia?" Denmark then noticed a chipped corner. "He did this to you didn't he? I was told he was abusive but I had no idea he really was. That bastered. We're going to the police about this!" The block remained silent. "Your right I'm still hiding from them from the time I pissed in a construction vehicles gas tank." He picked up the block and whispered to it, "I want to bear your children. Until my scientists figure out a way to make that possible I'll take care of you. And if we die before that time comes, then we will be burred together. You and me. Together forever. NOW LETS DRINK BEER TO CELEBRATE OUR ENGAGEMENT! ALL DRINKS ARE ON ICEY!