KissxSister kitsune!
This is a oneshot (possibly more depending on reviews) as a challenge set by Revan-Sith (I seem to be one of the ONLY person who actually takes a challenge... no one has taken any of mine... -_- I feel so sad) anyways here is the fic... hope you enjoy, this has a SLIGHT crossover with kuroshitsuji, ONLY with the shinigami.
Chapter 1: Fuck ups of the shinigami
"So... this is how I die eh? All alone... figures... I never DID get married either... so... I will leave nothing more than tales of my heroics that will soon become myths and speculations..." Naruto said in a sad tone.
His eyes begun to close slowly as the sun begun to set in the horizon... "This is the last view I will ever see... such a beautiful dawn..." Naruto said with a tear trailing down his face.
"Is not fair... why... must I end up all alone... my friends... dead... my mentors and people I considered family... how did it come to this?" Naruto said as tears fell down as his body begun to shut down.
"I wish... I could start again... with a happy... family" Naruto said as he closed his eyes for his final rest
Shinigami office
A man with long long gray hair that covered his eyes with a few braids, he also has a noticeable scar across his face, neck, and left pinky finger, and has long, black fingernails. He wears all black, including an incredibly long, black top hat, and he wears a long, gray scarf across his chest, with it knotted by his hips, he was walking chuckling a bit as he finishing reading a book.
"So this is the so called Rokudaime hokage, Uzumaki Naruto e~h? This is REEEALY interesting" the man said.
"Grell... can you come here for a minute? I need your help with a soul" the man said.
"Eh, Undertaker? I can help? How happy I am!" Grell said as she hopped and skipped.
"Well... according to kami... this boy has a second chance... but he has to get his memory wiped out... he needs a fresh start" undertaker said.
"I understand! Wiped-out... memory! Yes sir!" Grell said with a crazy loony smile that showed her serrated teeth.
He took Naruto to the recollection facility, but did not take into consideration the spirit of the fox still in him...
The fox used the last remain of his power to hit the reaper... and knocked him out.
5 minutes later
Grell got up with a rather nasty bump on his head... he was annoyed because he couldn't remember if he finished wiping his memories clean...
"Just to make sure I will do a quickie on him... this SHOULD delete them all in a flash" he said as he prepared his reaper tool (a freaking chainsaw)
"Grell... hurry up... the time is kinda cutting it close" Undertaker said
Grell swung the chainsaw and only ripped a tiny bit of his memory...
"Uhmmm so he is to go to Japan in the 21st century eh? He is to be born and adopted by a family, however the wife will die... he ill remarry another young woman who has twin girls... he will live there... his body has to be changed to match the parents and to blend in... his hair should be darker and skin a tad paler" Undertaker said as he passed his scythe about his body and shrunk him to the size of a baby.
"Ehehehehhe... certainly kami owes you at the VERY least this much... have a nice second life... I hope to see you not anytime soon kehehehe" Undertaker chuckled
Naruto's new body and soul where set on an incubator in the hospital and Undertaker begun to write in the book of his new parent's life about adopting Naruto... and the rest as they all say is history
3 years later
Naruto's father took him to the doctor, Naruto had beginning to change a lot lately... his eyes begun to bleed into a different color... a deeper azure color, as well as developing a set of whisker marks, and his hair was "bleaching"
Now his father KNEW he wasn't dying his hair, and he knew he wasn't cutting himself... but he was still concerned for his only son.
They went to the hospital to give him some checkups
"Sir... I don't know how to tell you this but your son is better than fine... he is the poster kid of good health... maybe is just a recessive trait about his hair? And the whiskers markings can just be a "beauty mark" or a birth mark of sorts?" the doctors said.
Naruto's father sighed in relief... just some freaky recessive trait, he can live with that..besides Naruto spend a LOT of time outdoors so of course he would be tanned...
"The thing is... it could ALSO be psychological" the doctors told him.
True... his wife passed away a year already and Naruto was pretty shook up about that...
It was time he started again... is not like he himself was getting any younger.
A few months later
Naruto's father had remarried and now he had not one but 2 sisters... they where really nice to him and he couldn't help but feel attracted in a brotherly way to them... he always thought that as a brother he should protect them both... he was such a little kid that even one day he said he wanted to marry them both...
Naruto and his sisters Ako and Riko where really loving family... this changed JUST a tiny bit once they grew older...
Ako and Riko noticed SEVERAL changes on him, the most noticeable? His hair... it changed from a dark blue to a sunshine yellow... and his eyes where deep azure now, and his whisker marks where more noticeable (something THEY found adorable) and his body being a bit more toned.
Unknown to them Naruto always works out at night in a park not far away and once he is tired returns home without anyone being the wiser... he had been having a few headaches every now and then but he was otherwise fine...
8 years later
Naruto was on his final year of junior middle school and was on a a thought break... his sister had begun to slowly try to make a move on him, Naruto had not found any fun on this, especially since he wanted to pass his test to get into the same high school as his beloved sisters...
True... he loved his sisters... but just as that... and he was Naruto... he NEVER breaks promises.
He woke up one morning from a semi wet sensation on his lips... he slowly oppened his eyes and saw his elder sister kissing him. Naruto jumped out of the bed and backed into the wall
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO WAKE ME UP LIKE THAT!" Naruto said with a tad of anger in his voice and sporting a rather heavy blush, his sister then took off the covers... to discover her twin sleeping embracing Naruto.
"Did you think I wouldn't notice?" Ako said with anger to her twin sister
Riko then excused herself "Well... I wanted to wake him up... but then... I saw his sleeping face and without thinking... I fell back to sleep, the bed sucked me in" Riko said as she rubbed herself against Naruto... much to his chagrin.
Naruto put his uniform after showering and then took some vegetable juice
"Are you sure this will be enough? That won't last until lunch" Ako said.
"Don't worry... I always have my emergency ramen stashed at school" Naruto said with a smile and a grin.
Yes... Naruto was the only one who could enjoy ramen at school due to his incredible hiding techniques... EVERYONE asked him how and where he hid his ramen (he had a vast collection of different flavors and sizes)
"Hey Naru... aren't you going to eat breakfast?" his mom said
"Morning mom... no I am sorry but I can't I am going to be late" Naruto said
Naruto turned around "Well I am off later... take care!" he said as he dashed out and dashed like a hound of hell in search of prey, however that was his... "default" speed, he was really fast and even had an iron grip on the school's delinquents, he was the shadow of his sisters... they enforced the rules in the light... and he FORCED the rules in the underworld of the school, helping his sister gain a good status to such degree they where scouted to a school.
"Well... just another day of class" Naruto said as he walked by without a care in the world.
School, Naruto's class room
Naruto was sleeping on his desk, classes where mind numbing boring "now if it was about ninjas... that would be awesome!" Naruto thought as he sleep trough most of the class... until.
*BANG*
a book dropped in his desk making him wide awake "Suminoe Naruto" a voice said
"Aww shit... not THIS guy" Naruto thought.
"You've got guts to sleep in my class... there isn't about the test. There are plenty of other students who are studying for other classes, even if they are not listening to my lecture... I can ignore that, I can even understand how thought the test is on students" The teacher said
"Then cut me some slack... I've been up all night studying too you know" Naruto said looking at the teacher.
"That doesn't apply to you" the teacher said
"Eh?" Naruto said blinking in confusion.
"for an exam student you sure seem to be living a carefree life... I can't imagine a guy like that is getting tired from studying" the teacher said
Naruto glared at the teacher "Just what do you mean by that?" he said coldly.
The teacher then had an evil grin on his face he put a his fingers to form an "ok" sign and shoved a finger trough the opening of the other "What's making you tired is fooling around all night... with those older sister of yours, isn't it? I can't overlook that" he said
"Eh?" Naruto said as his eyes changed into a reddish color, his whisker marks becoming more pronounced and his hair sticking upwards a tiny bit.
A few hours later
Naruto opened the door to his home "Tadaima!" he said wearily, he noticed no one was in so far and went upstairs to his room.
"Okari! His sister said with a smile as they stopped reading
"... why are you guys in my room?" Naruto asked.
"you see... if we tried to come after you got home..." Ako said
Cartoonish mode
Naruto is on the door half-way open
"Let us in... we'll be quiet" the twins said
"Why? I don't need help reading a book" Naruto said
"no way! You'll just interfere in my studies" Naruto added and closed the door.
"Ehhh? Na-chan!" the twins said
End cartoonish mode
"But, if we where inside beforehand..." Riko said with a finger up
Cartoonish mode
"Get out" Naruto said
"com on, we'll be quiet" the twins said
Naruto sighed and smiled kindly "Fine... just don't bother me too much okay?" Naruto said
"YAY! OKAY!" the twins said with a smile
End Cartoonish mode
Naruto looked rather impressed "I see... not a bad idea, that is probably a good idea to do" Naruto said nodding and smiling... they were correct after all
"But, no... that's not what I was asking about... thanks for the info though, I was asking WHY it's necessary for you to come into my room" Naruto said
"Eeeh?" Ako said surprised.
"Is because you don't play with us lately" Ako said
"I can't help it... is not like I can multiply myself, and I got entrance exams" Naruto said, he then grabbed his head... another migraine begun to occur...
He saw himself in an orange outfit... making a cross sign and making hundreds of copies of himself...
"N...-chan...Na...an... NARUTO-CHAN!" Ako yelled to his ear to bring him back to earth
"Eh... ah sorry Ako-nee... what is it?" Naruto said
"I was saying... basically... "Wanna...do it?"" Riko said
"No... I don't" Naruto said as he felt his patience at his limit "just let me study... I made a promise... how the hell am I supposed to accomplish it if you keep pestering me?" Naruto thought.
"Fine... just don't bother me" Naruto said as his sister noticed the bloody bandages on his hand and some blood spots on his shirt.
"EH~! Naruto! your hand!" Riko said
"What happened?" Ako asked.
"What happened you say... but I can't remember" Naruto said, it was true... he didn't remember, but his classmates had filmed it on their cells...
Flashback, earlier at school on Naruto's classroom
Naruto rose up from his desk...
"Hey... I don't think I like what you are saying there teach..." Naruto said... his eyes turned red-crimson.
" "hey" Suminoe... you don't address your teachers with a "hey' do you? I was just messing with ya, fo you to act all defensive is just suspicious" he said.
"I heard your father remarried, and the twins where your current mother's daughter from her previous marriage, right? I'm touched even if you are not related you look like siblings, I guess if you have a gathering like that, you get a bunch of perverted monkeys"
"Not... another words you worthless pieces of shit" Naruto said
"eh?" the teacher said as a vein bulged I his neck
"I said... fuck off" Naruto said, the teacher did not notice his eyes but the rest of the class backed off, especially his closest friends.
"Oh... oh no... this isn't good, not good at all" Daisuke said in a worried tone
"Wha...what's got you so afraid?" another classmate asked
"Last time... last time I saw him with those eyes... it was horrible... I don't even want to remember it... I black out every time I do, he's like a beast when he is like that... when he goes all "black" on us.. his sisters where the committee of morality and public order... they where the ones who ruled the "light" side of the school... however Naruto, in order to help them... he took complete and total control of the "dark" side of the school, he is the strongest in this district period... not even many of he teacher's want to go against him... even wild animals run away when he goes all "black"... it scares the crap out of me, this is one of the reasons I also respect him and NEVER talk about his sisters... unless he is REALLY far away... this guy... he is like a demon, he hears all and is strong as hell... he is scary... but he only gets like that when he is on his peak of anger" Daisuke said
"you say another word and I am not gonna let you go for free... and the tuition fee is pretty high" Naruto said with a cold voice.
The teacher cocked his arm back to punch Naruto "CALLING YOUR TEACHER NAMES EH! HOW ABOUT SOME LOVING DISCIPLINE!" He said.
His punch got caught without much difficulty by Naruto, who then smirked, his canines elongated and had a cruel and cold smile.
"Now then... how about I give YOU my class?" he said "the tuition fee is your blood"
Naruto then punched his face, a sickening crack was heard, he broken a few of his molars, then he hit his stomach until the teacher begun to throw up and vomit blood.
"WHATS WRONG! I THOUGHT YOU WHERE BETTER THAN THIS! I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A BIG MAN... WHATS WRONG? OR IS THIS ALL YOU ARE CAPABLE OF DOING EH! DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY SISTERS... EVER!" Naruto said as he kicked the teacher towards the wall and then pinned him up with a single hand, the classroom then snapped out of their fright and tried to get Naruto to release the unconscious teacher...
It was until AFTER class Daisuke had told Naruto what had happened, and the reason he sprained his wrist when he hit the teacher with such super-human strength, he had the teacher's blood on his shirt collar and some on his face, but he didn't even notice.
Flashback end
"Is alright, I heal fast, it should heal in a day at most" Naruto said patting his sister's heads "Don't worry about me, remember what I said when we became a family" Naruto said as he grinned a smile
Naruto then sat down and put his hand down, but it still stung a bit after beating the shit out of the muscle headed teacher, it felt good... however it would have been better if he could remember what and HOW he did it... the video was good and all... but his attacks where so fast, it only lasted a few seconds.
His sister then grabbed his hand tenderly and put it on her forehead
"What...are you doing?" Naruto asked
"I tried sending my prayers to you" Riko said
"Prayers?"
"I am not a doctor, nor do I understand reiatsu (spirit healing) so... I just wished that your hand will heal soon" Riko said with a tender smile
Naruto had a couple of tears flow from his eyes... as he had another flashback of his past life
"Thanks nee-chan" Naruto said as he had a few tears flowing
"EH! Did I hurt you more by accident?" Riko asked
"no? why do you ask?" Naruto asked
"then... why are you crying?" Riko asked
"why am I?- what?" Naruto said as he put his hands on his face and in fact he WAS crying
"Why... I feel happy... yet... I feel sad at the same time... just...what is going on here?" Naruto asked himself.
Flashback
A pink haired girl with green eyes, a silver haired person with a single eye, the other hidden by a headband... the headband... it had a symbol... it was... familiar to him, a boy with read hair and black eyes like a raccoon... a boy with pineapple styles hair...
Flashback end
"neechan... I need... some time alone... please?" Naruto said with a sad smile.
His sisters could see something was eating him up... so they decided to cease fire for now... when they closed the door Naruto sat down and curled up...
"I remember... they are... all gone... they really ARE all gone" Naruto said as tears feel down his face.
"I will never see them again... damn you shinigami's... and you too kami... you truly do love to give me pain" Naruto said. As he silently sobbed.
"I am... Uzumaki Naruto... former Hokage of Konohagure... the village hidden in the leaves... and this... is the second life I been given"
Chapter end!
So... how is it? I hope you like it people! This is the FIRST KissxSis/ Naruto crossover!
(I am also the first to write a Naruto/Night Rider fic... but that is another story) but anyways, review please! I hope you like it!