A/N I've read the book and seen the film and the film gave me an idea.
This is set at the wedding scene.
Disclaimer: HA! I wish.

Funny business.

"Hey." Steve addressed Will as he passed the car. "No funny business."

"Umm. I don't think you can try funny business at a wedding sir." Steve narrowed his eyes and drove off.

Will turned and his eyes fell on his girlfriend Ronnie. She was wearing a light purple dress, which puffed out slightly the further down it went. She had finished it off with a darker purple belt that tied in a bow around her waist. Her light brown hair was in loose ringlets, half pinned up. (A/N Pic on profile) "Wow, she looks gorgeous." Will thought to himself as he went to hug Ronnie. He pulled away and looked at her again. "Wow, you look," he was searching for the right word, "wow." She blushed and returned his compliment. "You look wow yourself."

They linked arms and walked through the archway and took their seats in the beautiful gardens of Blaklee Mansion, where the wedding was being held. The sat hand in hand listening to the bride and groom say their vows, or at least that's what it seemed. Ronnie was listening whereas Will was having a mental conversation with himself. "No funny business. What funny business could I try? It's a wedding for Christ sake. The only thing I could …" Suddenly he got an idea. He slipped off his jacket and laid it across his and Ronnie's legs. She gave him a confused look; he just smiled, put his hand under his side of the jacket and slowly moved over to Ronnie's side. She jumped when she felt her dress rising, and Will stroking her leg.

He stopped moving the dress and started sliding his hand under the hem and along her leg. She looked at him again, but didn't say anything because as bad as it may sound, she kind of liked it. He stopped moving his hand and started tracing small circles on her thigh. Ronnie's leg twitched as the gentle touch of his fingers was tickling her. Will started moving his hand again. "Will stop it there are other people around." Whispered Ronnie trying to look inconspicuous, which was kind of hard to do since Will had now reached the hem of her panties.

Ronnie had no time to react before he pushed is fingers against her core. She had to bite her lip to stop herself from moaning. "Will, that's enough!" She whispered harshly, earning her a look from the woman sat a few seats down. The wedding ended and everyone stood up and mingled. "What was that?" Ronnie asked, smacking Will on the arm. He shrugged, "Just thought I'd try it."

"You 'just thought you'd try it'?" She mimicked him. "Will there were other people around! Plus one person looked at us …" He silenced her rant with a kiss and started to lead her away from the crowd.

"Will, where are we going?" He didn't answer but just kept leading her. She was about to ask again when she saw his father's boat. (A/N It's more like a yacht but W.E :P) Will motioned for her to enter the boat, she did and he followed kissing her immediately. Their lips worked against each other in a perfect harmony of passion and love. Will's hands, which were on Ronnie's hips, slowly moved upwards searching for the zip on her dress.

When he found it he started zipping it down. Ronnie backed away. "What's up?" Will asked slightly concerned. "Umm, I thought I heard someone else coming down here."
"Relax. No-one else knows where this boat is." He smiled reassuringly. She gave him one back. The truth was that, she wasn't sure she wanted this. I mean she wanted her first time to be with Will but, she wasn't sure she was ready.

He continued to unzip her dress and, since it was strapless, the top fell forward revealing Ronnie's strapless, white, lacy bra. He started kissing her law line and down her neck, nibbling at the sensitive parts, causing an intake of breath from Ronnie. He was also messing with the belt she had around her waist. When he got it undone the dress became a purple puddle at Ronnie's feet. Will stood back to admire her body, and damn, it was fine! He started at the top and slowly worked his way down. Her perfectly rounded breasts were the first thing he saw, and he felt himself getting aroused. His eyes travelled slowly down her body taking in every perfect detail. He saw her toned stomach, it wasn't toned like 6 pack toned but he could tell that she had definitely worked out at some point. She had abs. (A/N Not abs, abs but like Miley has on the Can't Be Tamed album cover. *Blank looks.* -sighs- There's a picture on my profile.) Then his gaze reached something he wasn't expecting as he couldn't tell that, when he had the jacket over her, she was wearing a thong.

He went back to attacking her neck and working is way down to her breasts, gently kissing his way around each one as far as her bra would let him. Ronnie moaned as Will sucked on the sensitive skin. He reached behind her to the clasp on her bra. Just as he reached it she took a step back. "Ah no, no," she waved her finger at him, "First we de clothe you." She said with a smirk. She advanced towards him, slipping the jacket off of his broad shoulders, and then attacked the buttons on his shirt. She fumbled with them because her hands were shaking, but once she got one undone she ripped the rest open with ease, revealing his toned torso. Ronnie had only ever seen him with his shirt off once, when they first met, and to be honest she hadn't really paid much attention but now, now she was soaking in every detail.

She couldn't resist stroking his perfect abs and then running her hands over his six pack. Will shuddered at her touch and shrugged off the shirt. She ran her hands down him again, feeling his hard muscles, and finding her way to his belt. She messed around with the buckle then ragged his pants down; he kicked them off leaving him in just his boxers. Ronnie's attention was immediately drawn to Will's bulge. "Jesus Will this thing is so hard it could knock down a brick wall!" She exclaimed lightly brushing her hand over his member. He grabbed her by the waist and kissed her fiercely, moving her backwards. He reached behind her searching for the clasp on her bra. When he couldn't find it he gave a frustrated growl against her lips. Ronnie laughed and pulled out of the kiss, "Will, honey, it's at the front," she said, unclipping it tantalizingly slow. When the offending piece of clothing finally dropped from her body he kissed her again fondling her breasts with his hands.

Will continued to push Ronnie backwards until her back hit a wall. Once again he started kissing down her neck, still fondling her breasts he kissed over her collar bone and down the valley of her breasts. He kept going down kissing her stomach lightly and stopped when he reached the hem of her thong. He began slowly sliding it down her legs, following with his kisses, delicately kissing around her area making her squirm. He kissed all the way back up to her mouth and removed his boxers kicking them somewhere unknown. Will smiled as Ronnie moaned when he passed himself across her folds. Neither one knew how they held out for this long and Will couldn't resist anymore. He plunged into her. "Shit Will!" He pulled out and slammed back into her, "Shit! Fuck!" Ronnie screamed raking her fingernails against the wall. He slammed into her again and again and again and each time he did, Ronnie swore violently. He stopped slamming into her and picked up his pace, Ronnie still hadn't got used to him so more swear's emanated from her lips.

"Jesus Christ!" Ronnie shouted as Will slammed into her again. She felt her self being lifted off of the floor and she wrapped her legs around Will's torso, locking her ankles on his back. Still furiously pounding her, he walked them over to the bed and gently laid her down on it. It was the only gentle action he had shown since he entered her and, as if to prove it, he slammed into her causing her to take a sharp breath. He kept this up for another few minutes before he started to get tired and slow down. Ronnie, even though she was incredibly sore, took this chance to flip them over and take a bit of control back. She sat on him, placed her hands on his chest and rocked back and forth. Will moaned, he had no idea where Ronnie had picked this technique up from but, damn she was good at it. She suddenly stopped moving and rose off him, he was about to protest when Ronnie put a finger to his lips and, with her other hand she pushed him back down. "Now, now Will be a good boy and stay there." She said with a smirk on her lips and her eyes slightly closed.

She dismounted the bed and stood next to it grabbing Will and skilfully massaging her hands up and down. A groan rose from Will's lips, again where the fuck did she pick this up from ? She gathered speed and leaned in to kiss his tip, he threw his head back, grunting like an animal as he reached his peak. Ronnie moved her hands once more, and then stopped. She folded her arms over her bare chest with a smug look plastered on her face. The look on Will's was enough to give her a years worth of satisfaction. "Fucking hell Ronnie! Why did you do that?" She climbed back on top of him, careful not to touch his precious jewels, and leaned into his ear, "Just thought I'd try it." She whispered, mimicking his earlier comment. Her warm breath tickled his ear, she nibbled on his ear before pulling away and pushing him into her again. She moaned at the familiar feeling of him inside her and started bouncing on him. After a few minutes she decided she was going to do something. She rose again but stopped when there was only a small part of his throbbing member inside her. She slammed her hips down with force, not realising that it would do more to her than him. "Shit!" She exclaimed, Will laughed loudly and took this opportunity to become the dominant one again.

He started quickly moving his hips up and down, startling Ronnie. "Jesus!" He laughed and grabbed her hips raising her up slightly to get better access. Will was once again furiously pounding into her and Ronnie was moaning and groaning erotically. After a few minutes she rose up off of him shouting, "SHIT!" elongating the "I" as she squirted all over his chest. "Oh – my – GOD!" She yelled, collapsing onto him, panting. Will was just as surprised as she was, who knew that Ronnie had that much in her? (I had to :L) But he was no-where near done with her yet. Since she was in a position where all he had to do was lift her up slightly and he would be inside her again, he did just that.

Ronnie, still being out of it, didn't know he'd done this until she felt his hips connect with hers. "No-Will. I ca-can't do any-more."
"I can though." He replied, once again finding his speed. After a minute she found herself again and was sat upright, doing just as much work as Will.
"Oh fuck! Not again!" She shouted, Will held her down and rode out her orgasm, grunting as he reached his climax and released inside of her. This time they both collapsed in a heap on the bed breathing heavily. A few minutes later Will moved from underneath Ronnie and started putting his clothes back on. "Will. Do me a favour?" Ronnie asked.

"Mmm"
"Chuck me my clothes please." He laughed as he gathered them up and launched them at her. She sat up slowly and started to cover up. She got off of the bed wincing, Will laughed at the way she was walking, "Well I'd like to see YOU try it!" She said glaring at him. He held his hands up in defence and walked over to her to help her zip up her dress.

They left the boat and returned to the wedding, hand in hand. Will laughed, "What?"

"It's just that your dad made me promise that I'd try no "funny business'" They both laughed and mingled.

THE END

A/N Well there you have it folks another M rated fanfic :)
I would just like to point out that everything from "delicately kissing" to the end of this A/N was written from 2AM to 4AM so if it's shit you know why :L
P.S Future writers, never ever EVER let your mother find the book you're writing your fanfics in. E.V.E.R!
Also if you're gonna password protect your fanfics please remember to remove the password before trying to upload it.
I just learned that the hard way :L

Review please :)