A/N: After not being active on fanfiction for almost a year, I have finally decided to start posting again. I guess this is basically a rewrite (for any of my old readers) of "Of Hunters and Unicorns". I have also changed my username from Zuta-Chan to this long-ass thing I have now. Happy reading!
Disclaimer: I do not own HxH. If I did, no one would read it. Fai is mine though. Writing style inspired by Juliedoo's "Slow Increments".
Warning: OOC-ness, attempted crack, swearing and an over abundance of unicorns.
This journal belongs to Fai-chan the great.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Entry One:
Dear journal,
Brother got me this lovely unicorn journal today ("because diaries are for sissies", he said). Told me to write stuff down since I apparently have 'the worst memory in the world'. Was kind of offended, but got over it quickly since the unicorn on the cover had a really nice looking sparkly horn.
Entry Two:
Dear journal,
I didn't really do anything today. Indulged myself with cakes tho. Brother said I was getting fat and should go out and get some exercise. I threw a brick at him.
Entry Three:
Dear journal,
I signed up for the hunter exam today and they finally accepted after five long years of rejection. Was so happy that I broke the window ( as well as many other shatterable objects) while doing my (slightly) hyper happy dance around the house. Blamed it on the neighbor's dog. Don't think brother believed me tho.
Entry Four:
Dear journal,
Leaving for the hunter exam in two days, brother is packing all my stuff for me in this really nice looking unicorn backpack. Went and got me a matching unicorn outfit with a really nice looking unicorn horn on the hood of the hoodie too.
Entry Five:
Dear journal,
Brother is being all mother hen on me today. Heard him say something along the lines of "they grow up so fast" while shedding a rather large pool of sparkly tears. Sent shivers down my spine.
Entry Six:
Dear journal,
Left for the hunter exam today. Brother made it difficult to leave the house. Was hugging my leg and bawling his eyes out as I dragged him around the floor trying to shake him off. Finally relented after three hours and ruffled my hair telling me to avoid taking candy from strangers before abruptly shoving me out the door. Slammed the door in my face too. Currently on a rather ancient looking boat headed to a place called Dolle Harbor.
Entry Seven:
Dear journal,
The boat is carrying many creepy old people. Most of them had huge muscles and were very hairy. Met a very nice boy with sunglasses and red curly hair tho. Turn's out everyone on this boat is headed towards the hunter exam center.
Entry Eight:
Dear journal,
Whoops. The curly red-head with sunglasses was actually a girl named Siper. Whoopies.
Entry Nine:
Dear journal,
The boat crashed on a random island in the middle of the ocean. Am kinda pissed. Found a few row-boats on the other side of the island though. Came with maps and directions to the exam site and everything. Decided to team up with Siper for the time being.
Entry Ten:
Dear journal,
Found the exam site. Siper ditched me halfway there. Never talking to her again. Was wandering around asking strangers for directions (there was a lot of hand gestures and map pointing). Too bad I had the map that was found on the boat when she ditched me (good for me). Don't think she'll ever find the exam site now! Bwahahahaha.
Entry Eleven:
Dear journal,
Exam site was a place called "Greasy Spoon". The couple that owned the shop seemed kind of weird-ish. I kept asking about the hunter exam and they kept staring at me like they wanted to strangle me to death. Siper showed up (how the hell did she find this place without the map) and apparently, there was a secret code thingy to enter the exam site. It was written on the back of the map from the boat. Something about steak being cooked under low flame (weird).
Entry Twelve:
Dear journal,
The room with a table full of food turned out to be a secret elevator to the underground exam place. Ate a lot of food. Too full to even think right now.
Entry Thirteen:
Dear journal,
Meet Tonpa the fat guy with the box nose. Really nice guy. Tried to offer me orange juice tho (I hate orange juice). First person to join my "Unicorns Are Awesome" club. Think I might have traumatized him a bit. Teehee.
Entry Fourteen:
Dear journal,
A shiny green bean came up to me and almost gave me a stroke. It was only after he gave me a round card with the number 81 did I realize that the shiny green bean was actually a fat man.
Entry Fifteen:
Dear journal,
I have decided to rename you Bob-chan.
Entry Sixteen:
Dear Bob-chan,
This hunter exam is getting on my nerves. It was very boring and all we did so far was waiting for more people to show up.
Entry Seventeen:
Dear Bob-chan,
I decided to start recruiting more members to my "Unicorns Are Awesome" club. So far two people passed my eyeball scanning test. A clown with red hair and a really short old man with nice fluffy white hair.
Entry Eighteen:
Dear Bob-chan,
I asked clown-chan to join my awesome unicorn club. He smiled at me creepily before walking away. I think he might be a pedophile.
Entry Nineteen:
Dear Bob-chan,
Never gonna recruit via eyeball scanning again! Turns out the old man with the fluffy white hair was actually a boy named Killua. He was the rudest thing in the world! Said I looked like an eight year old! That basically implies that I am so effing short that I would drown before realizing that it was raining! LIKE, HOW DARE HE! I'M GONNA RAM MY SPARKLY UNICORN HORN ON MY HOODIE UP HIS ASS FOR SAYING THAT! And what kind of name was Killua anyway? Its basically like, Kill-you-all. Foreshadowing much?
Entry Twenty:
Dear Bob-chan,
I'm hungry. Time to find food~!
A/N:
I'm just gonna explain things a bit in terms of the layout so no one is confused. The entries are not based on days (hxh world days). Several entries may be from the same day, that is why there are no dates on any of them. There may be hours difference or even minutes difference between the entries. It just makes it easier for me as a writer to organize stuff. Also, Fai is a rather sporatic person. She writes in her journal whenever she wants and however she wants.
Hope you enjoyed this chapter.
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