BSA: So being the crazed twilight fan that I am, I simply could not resist writing a story of my own. So here's what I would do if this happened.
Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or it's characters!(Cause if I did Edward would have booty banged Bella into the wall by now)
ENJOY!!
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HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION!!
Lets say for some odd and unexplained reason(rabid fangirls cough) the cast of twilight walked into you're room at a random hour of the night. What would you say to them?
Edward-
"Nice shoes, wanna fk?"
Bella-
"It's called a H-E-L-M-E-T! Get one!!"
Carlisle -
"Do you do breast exams?"
Esme -
"Do you ever get a sudden urge to slap someone?"
Emmet –
"If I hugged you…..would you hug back?"
Rosalie –
"What exactly was it that crawled up your ass and died??"
Jasper –
"Would you file a restraining order if I started humping your leg?"
Alice –
"Can I make your babies?"
Jacob-
"It's okay…I understand…some people just can't appreciate your tanned, built bod."
Billy-
"Did cowboys ever knock over your tent?"
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Okay kids, now it's your turn!! Give me some lines to add!!