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SPN100 Challenge: scorch.
DEW Challenge: Chuck & France. Written for the 'Drabbles Every Weekend' challenge at SPN BigPretzel on LiveJournal.
Two challenges for the price of one again.
Chuck tries to do something nice for those ingrate Winchesters. 150 word drabble. Spoilers for season 11.
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Getting Off Scorch Free
"In furious anger and in great wrath the Lord uprooted them from their land and thrust them into another land, as it is now" - Deuteronomy 29:28
"Great idea to have a cookout," said Dean, smiling as Castiel served the food he'd prepared.
"I'm not sure," said Chuck, tapping his blackened burger against the tabletop.
"They are maybe a little scorched," admitted Castiel with an apologetic shrug.
"More like smited!" Chuck complained. "I've a better idea." With a click of his fingers they were instantly elsewhere. A fine dining elsewhere with crystal glasses, real silver silverware, and pressed linen tablecloths.
"Are we actually in France?" asked Sam, noting the surroundings and the surprised expressions from the immaculately-dressed waiters.
"Bien sûr," smirked Chuck. He gave an exasperated sigh at Dean's outraged expression. "Exquisite food and 'Liberté, égalité, fraternité' could easily be the Winchesters' motto too." With a face like thunder, he added: "I thought you'd be grateful."
Dean gulped and hastily took a seat. "I guess their fries are okay," he muttered, tucking a napkin into his collar.
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