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Soldier Man, Soldier Man
Doing the things a soldier can
What does he like? It's not important
Soldier Man
With a wrench
He can reset bones
Hacking his way around student loans
He doesn't pay attention to traffic cones
Self-destructing
Soldier Man
Braided Man, Braided Man
Braided Man shot Soldier Man
And watched him jump out of a building then
Braided Man
Perfect Man, Perfect Man
Wouldn't mind ruling the Universe Man
Charmingly manipulates lesser men
Perfect Man
He has a devotee
With a shattered mind
A rose scented bath when he has the time
And never refuses a glass of wine
Powerful Man
Perfect Man
Justice Man, Justice Man
Mysoginistic widower man
Should be hit on the head with a frying pan
Justice man
Is he depressed?
Is he a mess?
Is he just totally worthless?
To using Pantene ProV he won't confess
Katana wielding
Justice Man
Justice Man, Justice Man
Justice Man hates Perfect Man
They have a fight, Justice wins
Justice Man
Mask-Wearing Man, Mask-Wearing Man
Likes to die as often as he can
His helmet's made from an old tin can
Mask-Wearing Man
Lieutenant or Prince
He can't decide
In the Italian chick he can confide
His sister should be fed some cyanide
He's confused
Mask-Wearing Man
Soldier Man, Soldier Man
Soldier Man hates Mask-Wearing Man
They have lots of fights, nobody wins
Soldier Man
Soldier Man, Soldier Man
Doing the things a soldier can
What does he like? It's not important
Soldier Man
With a wrench
He can reset bones
Hacking his way around student loans
He doesn't pay attention to traffic cones
Self-destructing
Soldier Man
Braided Man, Braided Man
Braided Man shot Soldier Man
And watched him jump out of a building then
Braided Man
Perfect Man, Perfect Man
Wouldn't mind ruling the Universe Man
Charmingly manipulates lesser men
Perfect Man
He has a devotee
With a shattered mind
A rose scented bath when he has the time
And never refuses a glass of wine
Powerful Man
Perfect Man
Justice Man, Justice Man
Mysoginistic widower man
Should be hit on the head with a frying pan
Justice man
Is he depressed?
Is he a mess?
Is he just totally worthless?
To using Pantene ProV he won't confess
Katana wielding
Justice Man
Justice Man, Justice Man
Justice Man hates Perfect Man
They have a fight, Justice wins
Justice Man
Mask-Wearing Man, Mask-Wearing Man
Likes to die as often as he can
His helmet's made from an old tin can
Mask-Wearing Man
Lieutenant or Prince
He can't decide
In the Italian chick he can confide
His sister should be fed some cyanide
He's confused
Mask-Wearing Man
Soldier Man, Soldier Man
Soldier Man hates Mask-Wearing Man
They have lots of fights, nobody wins
Soldier Man