Birthday Dilemma
Seto Kaiba has promised to give his brother anything he wants for his birthday. Unfortunately, Mokuba wishes to have a nephew.
A/N: AAAHHHHHH! THE SKY IS FALLING! Oh wait...that's just my insanity...
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"Seto, Seto! Can I really have anything I want? Anything?" Mokuba askes me, with those huge puppy dog eyes of his. Aww, way to irresistable the kid is...he learnt from the brilliant.
"Of course Mokuba, you can have anything."
"You'll really give me anything?"
I smile sincerely down at my innocent looking brother. Mokuba would never plot anything evil would he? He's just a cute little brother, wanting a nice birthday present. "Mokuba, I'll give you anything in the world for your birthday."
"All right then," Mokuba smiles back. "Pink promise then."
Awwww...the kid still believes in that stuff... "Yeah, okay. Pinky promise." My pinky locks together with Mokuba's one in a promise.
"Remember Seto, you can't break the promise or I'll try and get the present myself."
In my mind, I snort. What sort of present would I, Seto Kaiba, not be able to get.
"All right Seto. You have a week to get me a nephew."
...awww hell no...
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That brat is evil. Yes, I have changed from calling him cute adorable little brother to brat. No actually, I haven't.
"DAMN YOU MOKUBA!" I burst out suddenly in class in the middle of a exam.
Everyone's staring at me and the teacher has decided to give me a zero on my exam and a boring lecture. Hell, you would scream a loud too if you had one week to produce an offspring.
I'm going to kill Mokuba.
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I'm talking to Anzu Mazaki who's staring at me weirdly.
"Er...why are you talking to me Kaiba?"
"..."
"..."
Hell no am I going to tell her. I'm hanging onto my dignity thank you very much.
"Is this about Mokuba's birthday present?"
How the hell does news spread that fast?
"If I told you I would pay you a million dollars to dress up as my offspring what would you say?"
"..."
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Anzu Mazaki has just slapped me and stomped off dramatically. Sue her, I'm finding another person who will agree. The first person I see I shall ask!
...awwwww hhhhheeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllll nnnnnnnaaaaaaaahhhhhh...
...IS THAT JOUNOUCHI KATSUYA?
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"So you see, if you dress up as my offspring I will pay you a million dollars. Literally."
"...do I look dumb to you Kaiba?"
"...Katsuya, that is the MOST stupidest thing that's come out of you yet."
"..."
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I just had a fight with Katsuya who appears to be stronger than he looks. I almost got the crap beat out of me. Honda and Ryuugi saved my sorry ass.
I really must find someone who will dress up as my offspring...hell, they better not be bad-looking. I notice a kid walking across the street.
"Hey you! Kid!"
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Hell, even a kid almost beat the crap out of me. Kids these days. I mean, they already know what the hell offsprings mean. Bloody morons.
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A/N: Well, that's all for now. PLEASE REVIEW AND I'LL UPDATE!