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A/N: OK, I am really a baby (LOL), and usually don't like scary or Rated R movies. But after my friends forced me to watch the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the 2003 remake), I was ecstatic! It was really a cool and sad movie. However, this is how it SHOULD have happened! BTW: They never bought pot, and they never split up (okay, maybe once).
Chapter One
"God, can we stop PLEASE? I am going to toss my cookies in a minute!" Pepper exclaimed, her hand over her nose and mouth.
Erin turned around in her seat, but quickly stopped. She could see the hole in the back of the van where the bullet went through.
Very nauseated, she nodded. "Kemp, I think I'm going to be sick. Let's stop."
Kemper reached over and put a hand on her shoulder. "I'd love to baby, but where? It's either nowhere on the left or nowhere on the right. Your pick."
They passed by a sign that said 'BBQ: Best in Travis County!'
"There! PLEASE there!" Pepper yelled her head in Andy's lap.
Kemp swerved the car into the dusty parking lot of the Food-N-Gas.
Pepper swung opened the door and jumped out, puking.
The rest got out slowly, taking in a breath of fresh air minus the corpse.
Erin walked over to Pepper, who had stopped puking and was now sobbing quietly.
Andy put his arm around Pepper, and Kemper put his around Erin. Morgan leaned against the van.
"So, what now? We dump the body and go, right?" He asked quietly.
"What? Are you out of your mind? No! Look, I say we call the Sheriff in the Convenience store." Erin looked at him in disbelief.
Pepper saw out of the corner of her eye an old lady staring out the window of the store. Chills ran up and down her spine.
"No fucking way! This town is shit-like creepy. Let's vote. All in favor of dumping the body raise your hand." Morgan raised his right hand.
So did Andy and Kemper.
"What?" Erin yelled at Kemper.
"Pig..." Pepper spat at Andy, turning away from him.
"Kemper, that poor girl had parents who love her and would want her body!"
Morgan snickered. "Oh that would be a likely story. 'Um, sorry Mister and Misses Crazy-Girl's parents. Your daughter was insane and blew her brains out!!!'"
Erin ignored him. "Kemp...I'm not leaving until the sheriff has that girl's body."
Pepper spoke up. "Me either."
"What?! All because a girl we didn't even know committed suicide?" Andy asked her in incredulity.
"Andrew, what if I committed suicide right now? Would you dump MY body?" She asked him hotly.
"No! I know you!" He yelled back.
"Like for what, three hours?! Besides-AAAGHHHHH!!!!!!" She screamed furiously wiping off her shoulder.
Andy looked at her in concern. "WHAT?!"
"Get it off!!! Get it off!!!" Some of the girl's blood was on her shoulder.
Andy quickly took his tee-shirt and wiped it off. Then he grabbed her and held her.
Erin sighed, saddened. Why had this happened? Especially to them. This was supposed to be a fun trip to see the Leonard Skinnier concert after a raging time in Mexico. Picking up Pepper was fine, but the last girl? She closed her eyes and wished that this was all a dream and that it would soon go away.
Kemper looked over at her. "Hey, you okay? What's wrong?"
She looked up at him, tears stinging her eyes. "Everything's wrong Kemp." She began to cry into his chest.
Morgan also began to tear up. "Man, this is bull-shit." Was all he managed to say.
They sat silent for moments in each other's arms, with the exception of Morgan. He just leaned against the van, draped in his own thoughts.
Finally they all broke apart.
Pepper sniffed. "I don't want to leave her here."
"Then we won't baby." Andy said, kissing her forehead.
"Yeah, let's go inside and call the copper." Kemper said. Erin nodded. They all looked at Morgan.
"Whatever. Yea, what the hell, sure."
Erin smiled and they walked into the Convenience store together.
Erin walked to the counter. "Hello? Is anyone here?"
Pepper hugged herself. She knew there was someone there. She saw them.
"Damn it. Nobody's here." Erin banged her fist on a nearby table.
"OK, all in favor of dumping?" Morgan asked, clearly annoyed.
"No!" Pepper spoke up.
They all looked at her. Andy gazed at her sympathetically.
"I'm sorry baby, but there's no other choice. No phone, no sheriff."
"No!!! There's someone in here." She shook with fright. "I saw them in the window." She whispered.
Erin looked over on the counter and dinged a bell.
It rung in all of their ears. Nobody made a sound, except for Pepper's breathing very heavily.
Suddenly, an old elderly lady popped up from beneath the counter. Erin jumped back from the counter, and Pepper and her both screamed.
"Hello folks, what can I do you for?" She asked in a raspy cold voice.
Erin, who was trying to be as polite as possible, smiled. "Um, we need to use your phone. There's been a suicide."
The lady laughed. "Wont be the first one, I'll tell ya." She turned around to retrieve the phone.
Pepper grabbed onto Andy's arm. "What is that supposed to mean?" She whispered.
The lady turned around and looked straight at Pepper. "It means that there ain't been lots of people 'round these parts lately. The ones that do show up don't last very long." She grinned a broad yellow tooth grinned.
Pepper whimpered.
Erin took the phone from the lady's hand.
"Thanks, um what's the sheriff's number?" She asked.
"420-0666." The lady replied and started washing some dishes in a sink.
"Weird." Morgan muttered.
Erin dialed the number. Three rings later, the sheriff answered.
"Hello?" He asked gruffly.
"Um hello. My name is Erin. I and my friends have witnessed a suicide. We need you down here at the Travis County Food-N-Gas."
"Be there in an hour." He said before hanging up.
"An hour?! But-" Dial tone. Erin groaned. "Damn it!" She yelled.
The lady turned around. "They'll be no talking like that here now." She went back to her work.
"It'll be an hour before he shows." Erin said, rubbing her head. She had a major migraine. She turned back around. "Maim, do you have some aspirin or some-"
"No! She'll be fine." Kemper grabbed Erin's arm and told the lady.
He dragged Erin over to the door.
"What's with you? My head hurts." She whispered hotly to him.
"I don't want you taking medicine from her! She's psycho!" Kemper whispered back.
"Kemper, YOU'RE the one who's psycho." She sighed and walked back over to the others.
Pepper's stomach grumbled. "I'm hungry. I haven't eaten in three days." She whined to Andy.
Andy nodded. "Um maim?" He called the lady.
She turned. "Yes?" She asked.
"Do you have any food? My girl's hungry." He grinned.
"Sure." She pointed to the glass below. Inside were pig heads, the eyes still attached.
"Oh gosh." Pepper turned around, sick again. She crooked to Andy. "Just get me a cheek." She demanded referring to the pig's head.
Pepper plopped down at a table next to Morgan, Erin right behind her.
Pepper put her head in her hands. "I wish none of this had happened. I wish I had just stayed in Mexico." She began whimpering and crying again.
Morgan shook his head. "Man, Skinner was going to rock."
Andy and Kemper both came back with some facial part of a frozen pig in their hands.
Andy put the plate in front of the crying Pepper.
Kemper put his down in front of Erin. "Want to share?"
"Tempting... but no." Erin snapped at him.
Kemper just sat next to her staring at the raw meat.
Pepper looked up, trying to stop crying but couldn't.
She reached out and took a bite. But immediately after she spit it out in a napkin.
"I think there was a tooth in there." She exclaimed. Kemper took hers and his to the trash can.
The lady stared at them all.
"Well, CLEARLY you don't know good food when you taste it." She turned back and murmured "Spoiled ingrates."
"I'm going into the back. Just ding if you need me." The lady threw down her apron and walked into the swinging doors to the back.
Morgan stood up. "OK, this place is fucked up. This town is like what, four miles long? And the sheriff can't be here but in an hour? Yeah, right. Over my dead body."
"Yeah, why can't the fucking sheriff be here anyway? And why in God's name is there no AC in this dump?" Pepper whined.
Erin's thoughts were racing. The dead girl had said something...something about this town.
"Who in their right fucking minds chop off a pig's head and serve it?" Andy asked.
Kemper laughed. "You'd eat it, if you were REALLY hungry."
They had a long conversation, one that Erin didn't join into.
Kemper finally noticed her absence.
"C'mon sweetie, we're trying to make the best out of the situation." He stroked her hand.
She jerked away. "Don't any of you think this a little weird?" She blurted out.
"Well...yea. I mean it's not everyday you see a girl shoot herself in the hea- " Morgan was cut off.
"No!!! Didn't any of you listen to what she said BEFORE she died?" Erin said.
(Flashback)
They're all in the van, hitchhiker in the back.
"Where are you headed?" Erin asked her.
"I just want to go home." The girl moaned.
"Hey, what's your name?" Andy asked, smiling at her.
"They're all dead!" She began to cry.
"Who???" Pepper asked, confused.
The girl sees the BBQ sign.
"No...no!!! You're going the wrong way!!!" She shrieked, lunging towards Kemper.
"Sit down! You're going to make him wreck!" Erin yelled at her, pushing her away.
The girl plunked back down in her seat.
"He's going to kill all of you." She whispered.
"Who?" Morgan asked, amused.
"He's a very bad man." She whispered back. Then she pulled a gun from her crotch. Her inside thighs were scraped and bruised.
"Oh my God!" Pepper shouted.
"Look lady, just put the gun down." Andy and Erin tried to reason with her.
She smiled sympathetically at them. "He's going to kill all of you." And with that, she stuck the gun in her mouth and...
BANG!!!
(End of Flashback)
"Yeah, but Erin she was crazy!" Kemper laughed uncertainly.
"How do you know that?" Erin asked him coldly. "Did you see her legs? Something hurt her!"
"OK, this is way creepy." Pepper said.
"She said that 'they're all dead'. Then she said that WE are all going to die and that there was a very bad man here. Add two and two together..." Erin said.
"Do you think-nah." Pepper shook her head.
"What?" Erin asked.
"Well...maybe she was like us, you know? Yesterday, SHE could have been driving down the highway with her friends and today she's nuts." Pepper explained.
"Yeah, but what about that lady? She's bizarre yeah, but she's not hurt." Kemper argued.
Morgan jumped up. "Oh! I got it! That lady isn't really a lady. She's a weirdo maniac man DRESSED UP as a lady."
Erin laughed. "You know what? I think YOU'RE the weirdo around here."
"Um guys?" Andy muttered. They all looked at him.
"Yeah?" Kemper asked, laughing.
"We've got company." Andy added.
They all turned towards the swinging door. The old lady was standing there.
Pepper gasped.
"So...you kids have been talking 'hind Granny's back have you?" She asked in a cold low voice.
"Uh, no maim." Erin lied.
"Ha! No maim...get out of my store!"
"But what about the sheriff?!" Kemper asked standing up.
"I don't care 'bout no darn sheriff! Get out!" She walked towards them.
"Hey no way!" Andy yelled angrily.
Pepper squealed. "Guys, lets just go."
They walked out silently, the lady's evil eye following them as they left.
She picked up the phone as soon as they were out the door.
"They've left." She giggled.
A/N: Okay, half of that was just me reenacting the movie. But I had to start from where I felt was best. But as you can tell: 1) My favorite couple is Andy and Pepper (my favorite character) and 2) It's taking a whole another turn from the original story. But don't worry. I'll still have Kemper-n-Eriny goodness. More intense in next chapter. PLESE R&R!!! OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN WITH A CHAINSAW!!! He-he...uh, just kidding.
A/N: OK, I am really a baby (LOL), and usually don't like scary or Rated R movies. But after my friends forced me to watch the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the 2003 remake), I was ecstatic! It was really a cool and sad movie. However, this is how it SHOULD have happened! BTW: They never bought pot, and they never split up (okay, maybe once).
Chapter One
"God, can we stop PLEASE? I am going to toss my cookies in a minute!" Pepper exclaimed, her hand over her nose and mouth.
Erin turned around in her seat, but quickly stopped. She could see the hole in the back of the van where the bullet went through.
Very nauseated, she nodded. "Kemp, I think I'm going to be sick. Let's stop."
Kemper reached over and put a hand on her shoulder. "I'd love to baby, but where? It's either nowhere on the left or nowhere on the right. Your pick."
They passed by a sign that said 'BBQ: Best in Travis County!'
"There! PLEASE there!" Pepper yelled her head in Andy's lap.
Kemp swerved the car into the dusty parking lot of the Food-N-Gas.
Pepper swung opened the door and jumped out, puking.
The rest got out slowly, taking in a breath of fresh air minus the corpse.
Erin walked over to Pepper, who had stopped puking and was now sobbing quietly.
Andy put his arm around Pepper, and Kemper put his around Erin. Morgan leaned against the van.
"So, what now? We dump the body and go, right?" He asked quietly.
"What? Are you out of your mind? No! Look, I say we call the Sheriff in the Convenience store." Erin looked at him in disbelief.
Pepper saw out of the corner of her eye an old lady staring out the window of the store. Chills ran up and down her spine.
"No fucking way! This town is shit-like creepy. Let's vote. All in favor of dumping the body raise your hand." Morgan raised his right hand.
So did Andy and Kemper.
"What?" Erin yelled at Kemper.
"Pig..." Pepper spat at Andy, turning away from him.
"Kemper, that poor girl had parents who love her and would want her body!"
Morgan snickered. "Oh that would be a likely story. 'Um, sorry Mister and Misses Crazy-Girl's parents. Your daughter was insane and blew her brains out!!!'"
Erin ignored him. "Kemp...I'm not leaving until the sheriff has that girl's body."
Pepper spoke up. "Me either."
"What?! All because a girl we didn't even know committed suicide?" Andy asked her in incredulity.
"Andrew, what if I committed suicide right now? Would you dump MY body?" She asked him hotly.
"No! I know you!" He yelled back.
"Like for what, three hours?! Besides-AAAGHHHHH!!!!!!" She screamed furiously wiping off her shoulder.
Andy looked at her in concern. "WHAT?!"
"Get it off!!! Get it off!!!" Some of the girl's blood was on her shoulder.
Andy quickly took his tee-shirt and wiped it off. Then he grabbed her and held her.
Erin sighed, saddened. Why had this happened? Especially to them. This was supposed to be a fun trip to see the Leonard Skinnier concert after a raging time in Mexico. Picking up Pepper was fine, but the last girl? She closed her eyes and wished that this was all a dream and that it would soon go away.
Kemper looked over at her. "Hey, you okay? What's wrong?"
She looked up at him, tears stinging her eyes. "Everything's wrong Kemp." She began to cry into his chest.
Morgan also began to tear up. "Man, this is bull-shit." Was all he managed to say.
They sat silent for moments in each other's arms, with the exception of Morgan. He just leaned against the van, draped in his own thoughts.
Finally they all broke apart.
Pepper sniffed. "I don't want to leave her here."
"Then we won't baby." Andy said, kissing her forehead.
"Yeah, let's go inside and call the copper." Kemper said. Erin nodded. They all looked at Morgan.
"Whatever. Yea, what the hell, sure."
Erin smiled and they walked into the Convenience store together.
Erin walked to the counter. "Hello? Is anyone here?"
Pepper hugged herself. She knew there was someone there. She saw them.
"Damn it. Nobody's here." Erin banged her fist on a nearby table.
"OK, all in favor of dumping?" Morgan asked, clearly annoyed.
"No!" Pepper spoke up.
They all looked at her. Andy gazed at her sympathetically.
"I'm sorry baby, but there's no other choice. No phone, no sheriff."
"No!!! There's someone in here." She shook with fright. "I saw them in the window." She whispered.
Erin looked over on the counter and dinged a bell.
It rung in all of their ears. Nobody made a sound, except for Pepper's breathing very heavily.
Suddenly, an old elderly lady popped up from beneath the counter. Erin jumped back from the counter, and Pepper and her both screamed.
"Hello folks, what can I do you for?" She asked in a raspy cold voice.
Erin, who was trying to be as polite as possible, smiled. "Um, we need to use your phone. There's been a suicide."
The lady laughed. "Wont be the first one, I'll tell ya." She turned around to retrieve the phone.
Pepper grabbed onto Andy's arm. "What is that supposed to mean?" She whispered.
The lady turned around and looked straight at Pepper. "It means that there ain't been lots of people 'round these parts lately. The ones that do show up don't last very long." She grinned a broad yellow tooth grinned.
Pepper whimpered.
Erin took the phone from the lady's hand.
"Thanks, um what's the sheriff's number?" She asked.
"420-0666." The lady replied and started washing some dishes in a sink.
"Weird." Morgan muttered.
Erin dialed the number. Three rings later, the sheriff answered.
"Hello?" He asked gruffly.
"Um hello. My name is Erin. I and my friends have witnessed a suicide. We need you down here at the Travis County Food-N-Gas."
"Be there in an hour." He said before hanging up.
"An hour?! But-" Dial tone. Erin groaned. "Damn it!" She yelled.
The lady turned around. "They'll be no talking like that here now." She went back to her work.
"It'll be an hour before he shows." Erin said, rubbing her head. She had a major migraine. She turned back around. "Maim, do you have some aspirin or some-"
"No! She'll be fine." Kemper grabbed Erin's arm and told the lady.
He dragged Erin over to the door.
"What's with you? My head hurts." She whispered hotly to him.
"I don't want you taking medicine from her! She's psycho!" Kemper whispered back.
"Kemper, YOU'RE the one who's psycho." She sighed and walked back over to the others.
Pepper's stomach grumbled. "I'm hungry. I haven't eaten in three days." She whined to Andy.
Andy nodded. "Um maim?" He called the lady.
She turned. "Yes?" She asked.
"Do you have any food? My girl's hungry." He grinned.
"Sure." She pointed to the glass below. Inside were pig heads, the eyes still attached.
"Oh gosh." Pepper turned around, sick again. She crooked to Andy. "Just get me a cheek." She demanded referring to the pig's head.
Pepper plopped down at a table next to Morgan, Erin right behind her.
Pepper put her head in her hands. "I wish none of this had happened. I wish I had just stayed in Mexico." She began whimpering and crying again.
Morgan shook his head. "Man, Skinner was going to rock."
Andy and Kemper both came back with some facial part of a frozen pig in their hands.
Andy put the plate in front of the crying Pepper.
Kemper put his down in front of Erin. "Want to share?"
"Tempting... but no." Erin snapped at him.
Kemper just sat next to her staring at the raw meat.
Pepper looked up, trying to stop crying but couldn't.
She reached out and took a bite. But immediately after she spit it out in a napkin.
"I think there was a tooth in there." She exclaimed. Kemper took hers and his to the trash can.
The lady stared at them all.
"Well, CLEARLY you don't know good food when you taste it." She turned back and murmured "Spoiled ingrates."
"I'm going into the back. Just ding if you need me." The lady threw down her apron and walked into the swinging doors to the back.
Morgan stood up. "OK, this place is fucked up. This town is like what, four miles long? And the sheriff can't be here but in an hour? Yeah, right. Over my dead body."
"Yeah, why can't the fucking sheriff be here anyway? And why in God's name is there no AC in this dump?" Pepper whined.
Erin's thoughts were racing. The dead girl had said something...something about this town.
"Who in their right fucking minds chop off a pig's head and serve it?" Andy asked.
Kemper laughed. "You'd eat it, if you were REALLY hungry."
They had a long conversation, one that Erin didn't join into.
Kemper finally noticed her absence.
"C'mon sweetie, we're trying to make the best out of the situation." He stroked her hand.
She jerked away. "Don't any of you think this a little weird?" She blurted out.
"Well...yea. I mean it's not everyday you see a girl shoot herself in the hea- " Morgan was cut off.
"No!!! Didn't any of you listen to what she said BEFORE she died?" Erin said.
(Flashback)
They're all in the van, hitchhiker in the back.
"Where are you headed?" Erin asked her.
"I just want to go home." The girl moaned.
"Hey, what's your name?" Andy asked, smiling at her.
"They're all dead!" She began to cry.
"Who???" Pepper asked, confused.
The girl sees the BBQ sign.
"No...no!!! You're going the wrong way!!!" She shrieked, lunging towards Kemper.
"Sit down! You're going to make him wreck!" Erin yelled at her, pushing her away.
The girl plunked back down in her seat.
"He's going to kill all of you." She whispered.
"Who?" Morgan asked, amused.
"He's a very bad man." She whispered back. Then she pulled a gun from her crotch. Her inside thighs were scraped and bruised.
"Oh my God!" Pepper shouted.
"Look lady, just put the gun down." Andy and Erin tried to reason with her.
She smiled sympathetically at them. "He's going to kill all of you." And with that, she stuck the gun in her mouth and...
BANG!!!
(End of Flashback)
"Yeah, but Erin she was crazy!" Kemper laughed uncertainly.
"How do you know that?" Erin asked him coldly. "Did you see her legs? Something hurt her!"
"OK, this is way creepy." Pepper said.
"She said that 'they're all dead'. Then she said that WE are all going to die and that there was a very bad man here. Add two and two together..." Erin said.
"Do you think-nah." Pepper shook her head.
"What?" Erin asked.
"Well...maybe she was like us, you know? Yesterday, SHE could have been driving down the highway with her friends and today she's nuts." Pepper explained.
"Yeah, but what about that lady? She's bizarre yeah, but she's not hurt." Kemper argued.
Morgan jumped up. "Oh! I got it! That lady isn't really a lady. She's a weirdo maniac man DRESSED UP as a lady."
Erin laughed. "You know what? I think YOU'RE the weirdo around here."
"Um guys?" Andy muttered. They all looked at him.
"Yeah?" Kemper asked, laughing.
"We've got company." Andy added.
They all turned towards the swinging door. The old lady was standing there.
Pepper gasped.
"So...you kids have been talking 'hind Granny's back have you?" She asked in a cold low voice.
"Uh, no maim." Erin lied.
"Ha! No maim...get out of my store!"
"But what about the sheriff?!" Kemper asked standing up.
"I don't care 'bout no darn sheriff! Get out!" She walked towards them.
"Hey no way!" Andy yelled angrily.
Pepper squealed. "Guys, lets just go."
They walked out silently, the lady's evil eye following them as they left.
She picked up the phone as soon as they were out the door.
"They've left." She giggled.
A/N: Okay, half of that was just me reenacting the movie. But I had to start from where I felt was best. But as you can tell: 1) My favorite couple is Andy and Pepper (my favorite character) and 2) It's taking a whole another turn from the original story. But don't worry. I'll still have Kemper-n-Eriny goodness. More intense in next chapter. PLESE R&R!!! OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN WITH A CHAINSAW!!! He-he...uh, just kidding.