Title: Random Ways To Vex Itachi Uchiha
Author's Note: Just bored, if a lot of people review this than I'd consider deleting my Neji one.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Itachi.
1. Simply state he is almost as hilarious as Joe Jonas.
2. Poke him every now and then.
3. Tell him, he's almost as romantic as Kevin Jonas.
4. Fool around with Deidara or Tobi moaning, "Whoooo, we're stronger than Itachi because we already have the Mangekyou Sharingan. And we didn't have to put up with killing a certain chicken haired 15 year old. Whooo!!"
5. Sing to him. "You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful, it's true. Your brother would much rather, play fetch by himself…" (Wow, Sasuke plays fetch?) You killed your mother at the age of 11…Guess you'll never grow a clue, but it just sucks to be you."
6. When he passes by, make a disgusted face and wonder out loud, "What is that odorous smell?"
7. While he's drinking, slap him on the back. Hard.
8. Kneel down and ask his hand for matrimony.
9. Sing while he's showering. "He's bringing sexy back. Them other girls don't know how to act…"
10. Also, don't forget this part: "Get your sexy on. (Go head be gone with it.) Get your sexy on…" again and again.
11. Sing to him again, "When you look me with those eyes. And tell me that you love me. I know I won't be alright. You're staring with piercing eyes. When you hold me in your arms, I catch a glimpse of death. Oh, I know its homicide. When you look me with those eyes."
12. Study the sizes of his underwear.
13. Name your toes carrying the Uchiha family name.
14. Tell Itachi the clan revived. (Referring to your toes of course.)
15. Kidnap Deidara and hold him for ransom. Threaten Itachi that if by any chance he doesn't pay up, you'll kill his girlfriend.
One word: Lame. Please no flames though.