Trick and Kaidan were furniture shopping.
"Ooooo, I like this one," Trick said sitting down on a black leather couch. He bounced up and down a little. "No. This is like sitting on a brick. Oh! How about that one!"
Kaidan watched as Trick sat on another couch. This time a red leather one.
"Trick, that is out of our price range," Kaidan said.
"But it's comfortable," Trick said.
"It costs too much," Kaidan said. "Being heroes of the galaxy doesn't pay that much."
Trick stood up and swaggered over to the other man. He grinned and took Kaidan's hands in his own.
"But it's perfect," Trick whispered leaning closer, whispering right into Kaidan's ear. "I can see you sitting on it. Naked. Me on my knees in front of you. Taking you into my mouth."
Kaidan shivered.
"No, Trick," he uttered. "We're on a budget."
Trick dropped his head to Kaidan's shoulder.
"Fine," he said.
"Besides, I hate the feel of leather on my bare ass," Kaidan said.
Trick chuckled.
"So, no leather?" He asked.
"No leather," Kaidan replied.
"How about that one?" Trick asked pointing to a white couch.
"White?" Kaidan questioned.
"Yeah, it looks nice," Trick said sitting on the couch. "And it's comfortable."
"White? The man who has a chocolate stain on his pants and some sort of sauce stain on his shirt wants a white couch."
"Yeah, white is a bad idea," Trick said standing up.
"How about that one?" Kaidan asked pointing to a brown couch.
"It looks uncomfortable," Trick said.
"Just try it," Kaidan urged.
"You're always trying to talk me into doing things," Trick said sitting on the couch.
"Me?!" Kaidan questioned.
"This is pretty comfortable," Trick said.
"And it's in our price range," Kaidan said.
"Okay, box it up," Trick said standing up.
"We're not done," Kaidan said.
"We're not?"
"What about chairs? Kitchen table? Bed?"
"Oh, we need a bed. Table, yes. I really want to fuck you on a table."
"You're incorrigible," Kaidan said shaking his head.
"Yeah, but you love me," Trick said grinning at him.
"Yeah, I do," Kaidan said. "Come on, let's finish shopping so we can go home."