Please don't kill me! I really like the IY series, but some of the stories on this site are just too serious!
Jaken: (to Rin): Lord Sesshomaru is a dog fucker.
Rin: 0.o Master Jaken! You shouldn't say such things about Lord Sesshomaru! He might get very angry!
Jaken (snickers): Yes, but only if he hears me. (walks ahead)
(Jaken runs into Sesshy's leg)
Jaken: UMPH!! (falls)
Sesshy (glares): What did you say, Jaken?
Jaken (gulps): Well, uh, you see M'lord...
Sesshy: Quickly!
Jaken (talking fast): WellIjustthoughtthatbecauseyou'readogdemonthenthatmeansyoufuckdogs...common dogs, I mean, M'lord...
Sesshy (thinking): Hmmmm...Crafty use of logic, Jaken. However, do not mention it again. (grabs Tokijin)
Jaken: Uh, yes, M'lord... (walks ahead)
(SHINK) (bright flash of light)
(Jaken falls in two pieces)
(Sesshy sheaths Tokijin)
Sesshy: Hmph. I only like little girls, thank you.
Rin (gulps): Um...