Ok, So I'm doing this because Surakittmay made me *~*.
So dont blame me
This is collection of the epic Rps that Surakittmay and I endured. The complete and unedited version. They are interesting. very interesting. Ahem.
Some of these aren't exact Rps, but eh
And I won't name them because that would be degrading
And they aren't in order.
And if you get really disturbed...blame Surakittmay
Here we go.
So we were just talking about Magi Crack videos and then this happened
Her: Dude, did you see the one where it was all like, "Beautiful girls, all over the world" and then Titus was all like, "I'M A BOY"?
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: I LOVE THAT ONE SO MUCH THEY SHOULD DO IT FOR YUNANA-NANA EXCEPT HE SHOULD BE LIKE, IM A SINGLE LADY IM A SINGLE LADY
Her:MY GOD JUST PICTURE HIM DOING BEYONCE'S DANCE.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me:IMASINGLELADYIMASINGLELADYIMASINGLELAFYIMASINGLELADYIMASINGLELADY
imagine Yunana-nana making little water-figures of himself dancing
Her: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, YOU PUT YO HANDS UP
WoAH THERE SO INTENSE.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: And then Morgiana could be all dramatic like
"...who are you?"
Her: And then Kouhaha can walk out being all like, "I am... SEXY NAUGHTY B***-Y ME"
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Yup, What do you think? You can leave now if you want
And this was our first conversation. Perhaps you guys shouldn't read it. Just saying.
Me: You know, I find it very hard to think of you as serious, even without your "haha's". The word. THE WORD MUST REMAIN UNSPOKEN. I AM NOT ONE OF THEM I SHALL NEVER BE ONE OF THEM. I HATE THEM. THEY CAUSED GOD TO FALL. ...um. Hehehehheheh
I've been trying to stop, but everytime I see ur username, I think 'surakittmay' shhhhhhhdonttellanyoneisaidthatespeciallynot-shudders-her.
Sorry I'm so weird, Surakittmay
-Blitz (or Blit'zeen or Blit. But not Blot. Never Blot)
Her: OH THANK THE LORD SOLOMON AND HIS HEAVENLY BODY FOR THAT. *bows down before the lord* ALRIGHT THEN. EVEN IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
ALRIGHT, SO YOU DUB ME... Surakittmay, haha. You're gonna make me think that too now, dammit. ;v; AND WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT, IT REMINDS ME OF THE POKEMON SURSKIT. WHAT.
Sorry I'm even weirder than you are, Blitz and never Blot.
mahal kita,
-Surakittmay (XDD)
Me: Ahh this is great. Sorry this message came a bit late :P. But we'll have to blame. Um. Koumei for that. His transfer thingies don't work well on mah words... Just. Just ignore that.
-also bows down before King Solomon-
Haha, surskit, the spider water Pokemon. :D. I know them allllllllllll. At least the first four generations. Heheh.
I'm not actually sure about that, Surakittmay.
I mean, Surakittmay sounds so awesome. Like King SOLOMON. EXCEPT KING SOLOMON IS THE MOST AWESOME FOREVER
XD
Her:Ah, nah, it's alright! We could totally blame Mei Mei for that, haha! -MEI MEI PLEASE-
*goes all like, "HAIL SOLOMON" in the "HAIL HYDRA" fashion*
I know most of them, not really the newer ones 'cause there's so damn manyyyyy. If you showed me a picture, I could probably name it. *wuhhhh* I'm such a little geek ;v;
Honey, please *hand flip* I have a whole list on why I'm so weird. It was basically my essay to the class.
Solomon is FANTABULOUS WITH HIS HAIR LIKE FLYING BACK LIKE HE'S IN A F***-ING PANTENE COMMERCIAL.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: -Grabs Loumei and makes him bow to Solomon as well-
LOUMEI HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm so Alma Torran geek that I've cut a palm branch and its leaves off until of got this straight stick and I'm gonna coughcoughmakecoughcoughcoughcoughsheba'scoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughstaffcoughcoughCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH
We've been hailing Solomon for ages now, can't believe he's still here
-looks up-
NYUUU SOLOMON IS GONNNNEEEEE
Same with the Pokemon thing, LOL
HIS HAIR IS SO HARD TO DRAW. I DREW A PICTURE OF HIM AND SHEBA IN THE BIT WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED SHE WAS PREGNANT. THEY ARE SO CUTE.
-fangirls a bit and then runs off to look for Solomon-
he can't have gotten far!
Her: MEI MEI BOW DOWN BEFORE OUR SUPREME RULER.
Dude, whenever I get really into something, I always try to be like my favorite characters, like I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. I try to be like freaking Nightwing from Batman, whenever I see a straight stick, oh my god. Like I try to spin it around and the only thing I can do is drop it. THAT REMINDS ME. I WAS WATCHING THIS VIDEO, I DUNNO IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN I BUT IT'S CALLED, "When I'm bored" AND IT WAS ALL LIKE "DROP IT" *dun dun dun dun dudududududududun dun dun dun dun dududududududududu* "MM YEAH" *repeat* THEN "I REALLY LIKE YOU, BE MY PRIVATE DANCER" WITH FREAKING GURREN LAGANN AND KAICHOU WA MAID-SAMA.
OH S*** *oh s*** oh s*** oh s***
THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIS AIR SO SPECIAL. You know whose hair I can't draw? Hakuyuu's. Not as much as Hakubby's but I still can't draw my Yuubby's hair ;^;
-SOLOMON HONEY PLEASE-
LET'S GO TRY TO FIND QUEEN SHEBA FIRST.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Do u pretend to be Loumei? O_o hehehehehh. I'll investigate that video.
And yes. you are weirder than me. Have some of Hakuryuu's cooking.
Hakuyuu's looks hard, but I've never tried.
LOU MEI DON'T BOW AT NOTHING HELP US LOOK
-Teleports to their housing-
-opens the first door I see-
omg
-closes it quickly-
-runs away shivering-
DONT LOOK IN THERE SURAKITTMAY DONT DO IT
Her: SOMETIMES I PRETEND to BE MEI MEI WHILE TALKING TO THE LOCAL PIGEONS OF THE STATE. *cacaw cacaw*
HAHA I KNEW IT! Oh, I would love some of Hakubby's cooking.
HAKUYUU'S HAIR IS THE BANE OF MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE LIKE WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO DRAW THE BANGS, S*** I FORGOT TO SPIKE UP HIS HAIR, WHAT THE WHY DOES HIS HAIR TIE BACK ON THE TOP WHAT HUH HIS HEAD LOOKS FLAT NOW WHAT. TT^TT
MEI MEI PLEASE (god, I love saying that)
Huh, look where *opens door*
*stands there then closes it quickly*
F*** S*** MY EYES.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Pidgeons don't caw, they coo. You're not talking to crows Koumei. Gosh
-teams up with Loumei to steal your food before you can eat it-
-eats it and feeds leftovers to pidgeons-
HAHAHAHAHA THATS ME WHEN I TRY TO ANYTHING XD.
-screams over my shoulder-
I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN IT. I TOLD YOU NOT TO BLOODY OPEN IT.
Her: *face palms* Mei Mei please.
NO MEI MEI, BLITZ HOW COULD YOU
THE PIGEONS DON'T WANT IT NO NO HAKUBBY MAKE ME MORE FOOD TT^TT
F*** S*** F*** S*** MY EYES I'M FUCKIN G SCARRED *hears the crackling burn of my eyes* F*** THEY BURRRRRN
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Mei looks at you, then walks away.
Hakuryuu gives u a pencil and paper. 'Not until you can draw my brother'
Pidgeons start squabbling over the food.
Grabs a bucket of water and runs towards you
Trips over and pours it on Mei Mei instead.
Mei Mei starts fussing about his beautiful hair
Falan comes 'what's like, behind that door anyway, aru.'
Her: MEI MEI NO MEI MEI HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME *uncontrollable sobbing*
NO HAKUBBY NO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NO DON'T
*sobs*
SHUT UP YOU STUPID PIGEONS!
*Mei Mei walks back in all like: "Dafuq u just say 'bout my baby birds"
*I'M STILL BURNING*
CHAOS CHAOS EVERYWHERE
Aladdin walks into the room and sees
me screeching with red eyes
you going like "nonononono"
Mei Mei all like, "F*** YOU YOU LITTLE PIECE OF D*** I'M GONNA GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND I'M GONNA *BEEP* *BEEP* YOUR PET GOLDFISH AND THEN I'M GONNA *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* IT SO HARD THAT-"
And Falan's all like trying to open the door
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: CHAOS CHAOS EVERYWHERE, EVERYWHERE, EVERYWHERE. CHAOS CHAOS EVERYWHERE BUT I DONT REALLY CARE
*is singing and dancing (horribly) to the tune of Mary had a little lamb. Bumps into you who falls into Koumei's arms and this romantic music comes on*
Aladdin makes flowers fall all over the place.
Falan busts the door open...
Her: *pushes Mei Mei away because Hakubby is the only one for me*
I'm sorry... Mei Mei... for I cannot love you any longer... There is another, that has found his way into my heart. I'm sorry... *runs away scream "HAKUBBY WAHHHH"*
Aladdin stops and goes... "Uhhh..."
Falan is all like, "I don't see what the big deal is about-AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Koumei just stands there with Aladdinlike uuuuuh... What just happened
Hakuryuu turns away from you. 'Draw my brother,' and you're all NOOOOOOO ~depressed music comes on~
Falan tries not to be too shaky and walks into the room...
But really, what's happening in her room？
Her: MEI MEI BE MORE SAD THAN THAT.
HAKUBBY NOOOOO ;v; IF THAT'S HOW YOU WANT IT FINE. ;v;
oh just a bunch of *beeeeeeep* and *beeeeeep*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Koumei starts to walk away again, wringing his damp hair.
Hakuryuu runs after Koumei and leaves too.
Beeeeeep? Beeeeeeep? What is that?
Falan can't take it anymore and runs out of the room, shouting for Arba.
I'm just standing there with Aladdin
'Want some watermelon, Aladin?'
Her: MEI MEI HAKUBBY NO GET BACK HERE DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THEM
Sadly, honey, I cannot say those words for it is too visual for our minds to handle.
FALAN NO NOT YOU TO ;v;
Aladdin already has a fat stomach from eating too much watermelon.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Ohh yeaaah, and what do you mean by THEM?
*they walk away a little faster*
Erm ok,
*peeks over at the door*
*looks away quickly*
CLOSETHEDOORCLOSETHEFLIPPINDOOR
ALADDIN DONT LOOK IN YOUR PARENTS ROOM DOOOOONT
Arba comes in like what is happening
Her: THEM AS IN... THOSE LAMPS OVER THERE SERIOUSLY DID SHEBA LET SOLOMON DECORATE *sighs*
NO COME BACK
F*** S*** FALAN YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN.
SHIELD YOUR EYES YOUNG ALADDIN, YOU CAN'T NO.
ARBA PLEASE.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Wow yes those lamps are... Very uh, abstract. After all, everything our great lord Solomon does cannot be revered as bad. AHH BASK IN THE LIGHT IF SUCH DIVINE LAMPS. PRAY UNDER THESE HOLY OBJECTS.
*they do not come back*
*Falan does not come back either and the door just stays like that*
*but then Aladdin runs away from you and trips and falls into the room*
*Arba's all like 'how did these futuristic people get here? And what's in that room...?'*
Her: LORD SOLOMON BLESS YOU FOR YOUR WONDERFUL INTERIOR DECORATING SKILLS. WE WILL FOREVER PRAY BEFORE THEM, IN ALL THEIR HOLINESS.
NONONONONONONO
FALAN NONONONONO
ALADDIN NO SHIELD YOUR EYES BABY BOY NONONONONO
F*** S*** F*** S*** F*** S***
ARBA SHIELD ALADDIN'S EYES BEFORE HE SEES
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
ps:/ why the hell are we using so many different PM threads?
Me: *forgets about the room and kneels before such a holy object.
AAH LORD SOLOMON GRANT US THE HOLY LIGHT TO BANISH THE DARKNESS. BRING US THE HOPE OF JOYFUL LIVING AND FUFILLMENT.
*arba looks up at the room around her*
'Come on girls it's not that bad, this is just a natural part of survi-'
*gets up really fast and shoves Arba into a box all Alibaba-like*
Probably so we can talk about all different stuffs at once
Her: LORD SOLOMON, WE ARE FOREVER SERVANTS TO THE LIGHT, DEFEND US FROM THE EVILS THAT IS DARKNESS, AND KEEP US AWAY FROM THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN. [me in the background: except for Hakubby, 'cause Hakubby is miiiiiiiiine]
STAY IN THERE AND RETHINK YOUR LIFESTYLE, ARBA.
Eh, probably.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: *Sits on the Arba box and prays to Lord Solomon*
SHOW US THE TRUE MEANING OF EQUALITY AND HELP US UNDERSTAND HOW TO BETTER OURSELVES AND ILLUMINATE THE LIVES AROUND US. WE WILL FOREVER SERVE AND RESPECT YOU. HAIL THE GREAT LORD SOLOMON
*arba keeps talking from inside the box*
'without such a procedure, human life would be extinguished completely. You shouldn't be so ashamed of a creator of life.'
Her: WE WILL FOLLOW YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY, THROUGH LIFE AND DEATH, AS EVERY SUN SETS AND EVERY MOON RISES, WE ARE YOUR FAITHFUL SERVANTS, OH GREAT LORD SOLOMON WE OFFER YOU OUR LIVES FOR SERVICE.
*kicks the box subtly as we pray*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: FAITHFUL IN EVERY WAY, HOPEFUL FOR ANY ACKNOWLEDGEMENT, WE ARE ONLY WILLING TO OFFER-
*Solomon comes out of the room looking very annoyed*
*shuffles backward quickly and does not now because I know he hates that*
*aladdin is all, O_O. 'Father?'*
Her: *sweatdrop* Uh...
*Sheba pops out from behind the doorway*
"Uh..."
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: O_O
w-we were just praising you lamp, Lord Solomon. Please forgive us.
* Solomon looks around 'what lamp?'*
*points*
That one, my lord
*Solomon grimaces 'Sheba, you didn't decorate that did you?'*
Sheba: 'uh no I didn't. Ha. Haha. Hahaha.
*Sheba retreats from sight 'didn't I tell you to close the door?'*
Her: Lord Solomon: I did. Perhaps it was you who opened the door unconsciously.
Sheba: Wha-What? How is that even possible?
Lord Solomon: You did seem a little out of it.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
ps:/ we are seriously doing this right now.
Me: *Sheba blushes furiously 'huh? W-what do you mean? I was just fine!' Runs away into the room*
*Solomon smirks after her*
Aladdin is still there like, O_O
Yes, we are actually seriously doing this right now
Her: *Arba pipes up from inside the box* And that's how you were made, Aladdin-
*KICKS THE BOX ALL THE WAY TO THE KOU EMPIRE*
Aladdin *tugs on our clothes*: Really, Suka-nee-chan? Blitz-nee-chan?
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
ps:/ My god.
Me: My god (lord Solomon) indeed.
Ah, little boy Aladdin, why don't you go and ask Wahid? I'm sure he'll explain heheh.
*Starts Shoving Aladdin towards Falan and Wahid's room*
Off you go now, hehehehh
Her: Oh yes, I'm sure he'll explain REALLY well, hehehehe.
*waves a little* Have fun and learn a lot!
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: *aladdin starts to look a little worried as he walks in*
I'm actually a little worried for his wellbeing as well.
-Solomon is like, 'wait. Aladdin? That kid's name is Aladdin? AND HE LOOKS LIKE SHEBA? :0 ohh'-
Her: Hm. Are you second-guessing your idea, Blitz? *eyebrow wiggle*
Solomon will be all like: Of course he has my fabulous hair. *flips braid over shoulder* swag swag swag
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Tsk, I dunno...
And then Solomon would be genius enough to piece it together and THIS IS HOW HE FOUND OUT SHEBA WAS PREGNANT.
And then he walks briskly into their room, slamming the door
Her: AND THEN LORD SOLOMON WILL BE ALL LIKE:
Lord: Sheba...
Sheba: Huh? What is it, Solomon?
Lord: You are... *puts a hand on her stomach* pregnant...
Sheba: Eh? Eh?! EH?!
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
-dies from cuteness overload-
And Sheba will be like,
'B-but it can't be, I mean. We- no. Yes, YES. SOLOMON YES.'
And then she would launch herself at Solomon and they would fall into the bed smiling and laughing and it would be so cuuutttttteee
Her: OH MY GOD YES! AND THEN SOLOMON WILL WRAP HIS ARMS AROUND HER, AND THEN HE WILL SHOW EMOTION FOR ONCE, AND MY GOD MY SOLOSHE FEELS ARE EXPLODING WITH PURE JOY.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me:AND THE THEN SHEBA WILL SMILING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME AND HUGGING SOLOMON REALLY HARD WHO WILL BE SMILING AND HUGGING HER BACK AND IT WOULD BE SO CUTE BEVAUSE THEYD STAY LIKE THAT FIR AGESSSSSS
-dies some more-
Her: SOLOMON WON'T BE CRYING THOUGH, HE'LL JUST BE LIKE FREAKIN LIKE, "I love you..." BUT IN HIS OWN WAY AND EEEEEEE.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: YEEESSSSS AND HE'LL PROBABLY JUST SAY IT BLUNTLY, BEING THE HONEST MAN HE IS AND SHEBA WILL BLUSH AGAIN BECAUSE SHE IS STILL NOT USED TO HEARING THOSE WORDS
Her: AND THEN SHE'LL BE ALL LIKE, "H-Huh?!" ALL BLUBBERING AND STUFF, AND THEN SOLOMON WILL JUST SMILE AND PAT HER HEAD AND THEN SHE'LL BURST WITH BLUSHIES AND HIDE HER FACE IN HIS CHEST.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: AND THEN HELL JUST SMILE AND STROKE HER HAIR UNTIL SHE LOOKS UP AT HIM AND (LETS FACE IT) THEY WOULD PROBABLY KISS AND SHE WOULD TURN INTO A PILE OF MUTE JELLY AND HELL BE LIKE 'EH?' AND IT WOULD BE SO CUTE
Her: NONONO WHEN THEY KISS, SHE WILL PRACTICALLY MELT AND GO LIKE, "I... I..."AND SHE'LL TRY TO SAY I LOVE YOU TOO AND THEN HE'LL SMILE, AND THEN HER HEART WILL BE LIKE, "doki doki doki" AND THEN SHE'LL BE ALL LIKE HIDING HER FACE IN HIS CHEST AGAIN 'CAUSE SHE CAN'T HANDLE TOO MUCH OF SOLOMON'S SEXINESS AT ONCE, AND THEN SHE'LL SAY I LOVE YOU, BUT IT'LL BE SLIGHTLY MUFFLED, BUT HE STILL UNDERSTANDS IT AND THEN HE'LL CHUCKLE AND EMBRACE HER AND THEN HE'LL REST HIS CHIN ON HER HEAD AND THEN HE'LL LIKE COMB HER HAIR KINDA WITH HIS HANDS AND EEEEEE.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM ACTUALLY CURLED UP WITH CUTENESS IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I HAVE TO WRITE ALL OF THIS DOWN IN A FIC. LIKE BLOODY ALL OF THIS. ITS GONNA TAKE SO LONG BUT ITS WORTH IT.
I JUST CANT ADD ANYTHING ONTO THAT BECAUSE IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH AT THIS STORY FORMULATION
BUT ILL TRY
SO THEN THEY WILL JUST LIE LIKE THAT UNTIL SHE FALLS ASLEEP AND HELL BE ADMIRING HER BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT TO ADMIRE HER WHEN PEOPLE ARE WATCHING AND THEN SHE WILL FLUTTER OPEN HER EYELIDS AND LOOK AT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYES
Her: MY GOD WRITE IT. IT WILL BE A BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE. EEEEEEE LORD JESUS CHRIST.
ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKL
NO THEY'LL BOTH FALL ASLEEP AND THEN SOLOMON WAKES UP FIRST AND THEN *insert your idea here* AND THEN SHEBA WILL BE ALL LIKE, "S-Solomon?" AND THEN SHE'LL TRY TO GET UP AND THEN HE WILL PUT A HAND ON HER STOMACH AND THEN SHEBA WILL BE ALL LIKE, "Eh? What is it, Solomon?" AND THEN HE'LL CHUCKLE AND BE ALL LIKE, "Nothing. Just thinking." AND THEN HIS THOUGHTS WILL BE ALL LIKE, "Pregnant, huh?" AND THEN HE'LL SIT UP AND BE ALL LIKE, "Pregnant, eh? You'll be so fat." AND THEN SHEBA WILL GET ALL SELF-CONSCIOUS AND THEN SHE'LL BE ALL LIKE, "If you have a problem with it, you can just leave!" AND THEN SOLOMON WILL BE ALL LIKE, "Whoever said I have a problem with that? I don't care about your appearance." AND THEN SHE'LL BLUSH AND EEEEEEE.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: NONO HED BE LIKE, I THINK YOUD LOOK CUTE FAT AND SHEBA WILL TRY TO WHACK HIM LIKE SHE DOES AND HELL BE GRINNING LIKE HE DOES AND SHELL GIVE UP AND JUST BOP HIM ON THE HEAD INSTEAD AND HELL SMILE AND BE LIKE ... DAMMIT WE MISSED THE CORONATION (OR SOMETHING) AND THEN THEYLL GET DRESSED REALLY FAST AND BE LIKE DAMMITDAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT
OKOK I WILL WHEN IVE FINISHED MY CURRENT PIECE THAT ILL PUBLISH SOON
Her: OH MY GOD EEEEEE AND SOLOMON FORGETS TO BRAID HIS HAIR BECAUSE THEY WERE RUSHING AND THAT'S WY HE WEARS IT OUT DURING HIS CORONATION THEN THEY'LL RUN TO THE CORONATION AND BE ALL LIKE, "SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT" AND THEN EVERYONE WILL BE WAITING FOR THEM AND THEN UGO WILL BE ALL LIKE, "Where have you two been?! The coronation was set for yesterday!" AND THEN SHEBA AND THEM WILL GLANCE AT EACH OTHER, AND THEN SHEBA WILL BLUSH AND LOOK DOWN, AND THEN SOLOMON WILL SMILE BUT NOT THAT NOTICEABLY.
That was long. And very dodgy. Don't stare at me *~*. -dodges flying objects- And please don't throw lamps at me either *~* Surakittmay be my shield
This, like all of them, was a response to a review. Some Loumei. And stuff. I recommend you check out the beamie thing. It's pretty decent
Me: aw, you flatter me. Haha, this isn't even my style of writing-I'm not quite the fluffy or romantic writer but I just couldn't ignore such a prompt. ;) you know what I mean. Thanks for the review.
AND YOU BETTER HEED MY CALL. CONTRIBUTE TO THE FALLEN NUMBER OF GOOD SOLSHE STORIES.
Eh, I'm insane...
Her: Haha, if it's for Soloshe, it's worth it, huh? Just like how it is for me and SharrYamu, haha!
OH DON'T YOU WORRY. I'LL DO IT WHEN A PROMPT STANDS OUT TO ME AND IT'LL BE ALL LIKE, "WOAHAH" AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL I'M TALKING ABOUT NOW.
We can both be insane.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: It's funny how I completely understand where you're coming from. XD I don't even know how it makes sense, in fact, I'm so uneven I must be odd. O_o
Stops
Runs around
Runs around with arms in the air
Runs around with arms in the air. Screaming
Continues being insane
Her: *places an encouraging hand onto your shoulder* We're all uneven in this world, sweetie.
*turns to face you*
*watches as Mei Mei burns Alibaba with cherries*
BURN BABY BURRRN.
*laughs at his pain*
You've ever seen those comics by beamiessketchbook?
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Watches as well
How is he even able to burn things with fruit?
Morgiana runs in with a bucket of water
Trips and dunks it on Mei instead
Kouen watches sardonically
Alibaba continues to burn
HAKUMOR FOREVER
LOL IMAGINE MEI BEING WET AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Uh no, I haven't
Her: WHATTT. HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
Okay, so in Chapter 210, Mei Mei calls Alibaba a cherry boy, which is a Japanese slang for virgin boy. XDD And in beamiessketchbooks's comics, Mei Mei does stuff to Alibaba like, gives him a CHERRY pie, or give him a room at the palace with customized CHERRYwood. :3333
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: JUST LOOKING AT IT IS SO FUNNEH
Her: ALIBABA'S REACTIONS THOUGH *throws the cherrywood table through the wall*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Haha, but he's not even strong enough to lift a table...
-Turns out that the wall is full of cherries-
Her: Alibaba would be all like: KOUMEIIIIIIII
And then we'll be standing there like, "Oh Mei Mei..." *shakes head with a smile*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Nah, he'd djinn equip and be like
'Take me on Koumei. If you accept, I will kill you. If you don't accept, I will kill you and then die!'
-Tears drip down-
(Like Kougyoku with Sinbad)
Her: HE'D BE ALL LIKE, "wanna fight?!" *sobbings*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: And then Koumei would teleport him into frozen lake like, Chill bro~
Her: And then Alibaba will be frozen all like with a face all like, ｡･ﾟヾ(✦థ ｪ థ)ﾉ｡ﾟ･｡
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: And then Koumei would put cherries on the lake with a tombstone
Her: The tombstone will read,
"Here is Alibaba Saluja
One of a kind
He will always be remembered
In our cherry pies"
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Ah, what a fine epitaph.
-wipes invisible tears-
Her: *hands you a tissue* Here.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Th-thank you.
*sniffles some more and eats the tissue*
Goodbye Alibaba, I might actually remember you...
Her: *weeks later*
Alibaba? You mean that blonde guy from Magi? I thought his name was Cherry Boy.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Alibaba? Dafuq is that? O_o
Never heard of him, come let's ice-skate on the lake.
Ooh look frozen cherries
Her: Ooh! Nice, let's make some cherry pie and give it to Mei Mei.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Nah, we should give the pie to Ugo
Oh，and I can't bake
Her: Yeah, Mei Mei probably doesn't like cherry pie.
DON'T WORRY FOR WE HAVE THE INTERNET FOR THESE KINDS OF SITUATIONS.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: And I'm guessing Ugo is also a cherry boy. Tee hee.
You mean we could make an Internet pie? Wooooow
Her: Paimon probably teased him about it, huh. ;333
EXACTLY. Quick, gather up the codes, and the keys, and the everything you find on computer! *dumps a s*** load of pictures of shirtless Sharrkan, Hakubby, and Makoto into the pile* ...Uh, I can explain.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Or Focalor. I can imagine Focalor teasing him about it too.
Yes, please do explain…
Her: *eyebrow wiggle*
Paimon: How about I pop your cherry, boy? (my god the worst pick-up line ever)
Focalor: Or would you rather have me?
UHHHH... WELL, you see- OH LOOK LORD SOLOMON! *runs away*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: That made sense. Very interesting sense.
LORD SOLOMON? Where?
Runs away too
Her: *eyebrow wiggle* Total threesome. [I'm so fuckin disgusting my god]
UHHH IN THAT BOX *points to a box that says, 'light bulb'
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Erm, ok
They had lightbulbs in this era? Weird~
Its a little small for our great lord Solomon to fit in isn't it?
*opens box*
Awww look! It's a baby lightbulb! So cuuutttttteee.
But where's Solomon?
Her: *EYEBROW WIGGLE INTENSIFIES*
Indeed, they had lightbulbs in this era. Ugo created them.
THE BABY LIGHTBULB IS LORD SOLOMON.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Tries not to look at twitching eyebrows
Of course, smart Ugo.
D: nOOo. MY LORD SOLOMON WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
Her: *EYEBROWS IS TOO INTENSE FOR THIS WEBSITE*
*EVERYTHING BREAKS*
*BREAKS*
*BAEKRS*
COME, BLITZ, WE MUST PUT LORD SOLOMON IN THE HOLY LAMP. BUT WITH THIS JOURNEY WILL BE MANY HARDSHIPS. WE MUST DO EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER TO PROTECT LORD SOLOMON.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: I BAEKRE TOO. EXCEPT I CANT BAEKE. MY BAKING IS TERRIBLE.
YES WE SHALL BECOME THE FELLOWSIP OF THE RING, I MEAN LORD.
-dramatic music starts-
-picks up the baby lightbulb and begins to take super slow steps to another dimension (our other messaging strand)-
Her: LET US GO EMBARK ON OUR JOURNEY. *follows like a slug after you*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: -starts sliding across the floor using only my shoulders with our great lord Solomon on my head-
YEAAAH LETS DO THISSSSSD
Her: *flashing lights* WOAH THIS IS LIKE A RAVE PARTY.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Starts raving by having little shoulder seizures on the ground.
Lord Solomon falls onto the ground and rolls under a box from the Kou empire.
Waiit...
Her: OH S***. *tries to grab Lord Solomon but realizes I'm too short* OH SHITSHITSHIT.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Her: ISNT THAT THE ARBA BOX?
-gasps- THIS MEANS WE HAVE FOUND THE GAP BETWEEN THE TWO UNIVERSES. -pauses dramatically-
WE CAN GET TO THE HOLY LAMP.
Her: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
BUT IT'S ALL THE WAY IN ALMA TORAN. WHAT WILL BECOME OF LORD SOLOMON WHEN WE ARE AWAY?
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: I do not know, but it must be done. If I was any less wise, I would free Arba, but we may not survive her arduous talks of erm, what Aladdin should be goin through.
We have no other choice. WE MUST CONTINUE OUR QUEST
Her: I hope that Lord Solomon will stay safe...
*deep breath*
LET US BE OFF!
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
The caps though. The caps EVOLVE
This one was absolutely great, I think. But it just. Stopped.
:3 I ship them. -points to Loumei and Surakittmay-
I mean, even their names go together, and plus, Hakuryuu is MORGIANA'S
Her: *eye twitches right back at you* you wANNA GO? *eye twitches uncontrollably* I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY.
Solomon Boyeeeeeeeeeee. Dude, I need a nickname for Solomon. ;v;
KOUEN IS SUCH A TOTAL DORK OH MY GOD.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN A HUG FROM OUR ONE AND ONLY LORD SOLOMON.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: *TWITCHES MY EYE MORE* I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT
NOOOOOO SOLOMON IS TOO COOL FOR A NICKNAME
HAHA YES KOUEN IS AN OLD MAN AT HEART HAAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
I GET A HUG FROM HIM?
XO
*DIES FROM DEATH*
LOVE ME SOLOMON PLEASE
BUT DONT LOVE ME AS MICH AS SHEBA CUZ SHE DESERVES YOUR LOVE
Her: *EYE TWITCHES EVERYWHERE* I CAN DO THIS FOR ETERNITY.
OKAY I'LL JUST KEEP CALLING HIM LORD SOLOMON.
EN EN STOP THINKING 'BOUT YOUR GOATEE.
LOL LORD SOLOMON LOVE HER A LITTLE LESS THAN SHEBA 'CAUSE EVEN THOUGH SHE LOVES YOU, SHEBA IS THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: * EYE TWITCHES EVEN MORE*
I CAN DO THIS UNTIL THE END OF TIME
YES YOU BETTER
EN EN? THAT NAME... KOUEN GO AND LIKE, DATE HAKUEI OR SOMETHING, ARU.
THAT IS JUST TOO TRUE MY GREAT LORD SOLOMON, BUT PLEASE. RECOGNISE MY UTTER DEVOTION TO YOU
Her: *HOLY S*** SO MANY EYE TWITCHING THAT EVERYTHING BREAKS*
OKAY.
EN EN. JUST LIKE MEI MEI. AND YES, EN EN, GO FORTH AND THINK ABOUT ACTUAL GOATS FOR ONCE.
*cries silent tear* BEAUTIFUL.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: *TWITCHES MY EYE UNTIL IT SPELLS HAIL LORD SOLOMON IN MORSE CODE*
HAHA, HOW ABOUT KOUHA DO YOU CALL HIM HA HA? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
cries lots of silent tears PITIFUL
Her: ACTUALLY I CALL KOUHA KOUHAHA. DOESN'T IT JUST FLOW?
*sobs*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN
w-why are you sobbing misses Surakittmay?
Her: AW, DAMMIT. ;-;
I'M SOBBING BECAUSE IN ANOTHER ANIME THE MAIN CHARACTERS FREAKING LOST THE FREAKING TOURNAMENT AND TT^TT MAKO-KUN YOU DESERVED TO WIN, BUT SERIOUSLY, LIKE FREAKIN HARU-CHAN WHY DID HE STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOD DAMN RACE HARU-CHAN I KNOW YOU FEEL PRESSURIZED BY PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE BUT DON'T FIGHT THE WATER DAMMIT THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY WHAT THE HELL MY FUCKIN FEELS, DEAR LORD.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: O_o
...
...
...
...ok
Her: MY GOD, FREAKING HARU-CHAN IS FREAKIN' PRESSURED 'CAUSE EVERYONE WAS PRETTY MUCH EXPECTING HIM TO FUCKIN WIN BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER 'CAUSE EVERYONE WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, 'CAUSE YOU FUCKIN TRIED, BUT YOU DIDN'T TRY, AND YOU STOPPED HALFWAY, AND TT^TT I KNOW YOU JUST WANNA SWIM WITH YOUR FRIENDS BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU JUST FUCKIN GIVE UP DAMMIT HELL NO, YOU KEEP FUCKIN GOING. TT^TT
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: ...
Her: AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON FREAKIN MAKOTO TACHIBANA AND HIS FUCKIN PECS AND TRICEPS, AND WHEN WE FUCKIN STRETCHES AND YOU CAN JUST SEE ALL HIS MUSCLES UGGHHH MY INNER FUCKIN FANGIRL HAS RISEN MY LORD LIKE WHEN HE FUCKIN SLICKS HIS HAIR BACK AFTER JUMPING INTO THE POOL LIKE HOLY S*** I MEAN LIKE, HARU IS NICE AND ALL, AND HE'S GOT A NICE BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY GOIN ON FOR HIM, BUT LET'S FACE IT, HE IS ATTRACTED TO FUCKIN WATER WHAT THE HELL I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING AND FREAKIN NAGISA IS TOO SHOTA FOR ME, AND REI, OH REI IS PROBABLY INTO NAGISA JUST SAYING AND RIN, RIN I WOULD GO FOR IF HE WAS SUCH A TOTAL D*** IN THE BEGINNING LIKE UGHHHHH AND SOUSUKE IS A NO BECAUSE GOD JESUS CHRIST HE'S AGGRESSIVE AND FREAKIN NITORI OH F*** TO THE NO NO NO HE'S A TOTAL KISS-A** TO RIN, WHICH IS REALLY ANNOYING AND HE GIVES UP WAYY TOO EASILY IF IT WASN'T FOR FUCKIN SOUSUKE HE PROBABLY WOULD'VE QUIT THE SWIM TEAM, AND MOMO, OH MOMO, USUALLY FLIRTS ARE A TOTAL TURN-ON FOR ME BUT COME ON, TRYING TO GET A GIRL WHILE SAYING YOUR INTERESTS AND FAVORITE FOODS ISN'T ALL THAT NICE, AND WHO THE HELL AM I MISSING UH I GUESS I'LL DO KISUMI WHERE DO I EVEN START WITH THIS LITTLE MOTHERFUCKRE LET ME JUST PUT THIS OUT THERE, HE IS MR. STEAL YO GIRL, NO FUCKIN JOKE, ASK HARU AND THEN THERE'S ALSO UH LET'S SAY SEIJURO, F*** THIS DUDE, I MEAN GREAT SWIMMER AND ALL BUT SERIOUSLY, GOING AFTER A FREAKIN LIKE 2nd YEAR WHEN YOU STARTED COLLEGE, NOT TO MENTION THAT SHE'S THE SISTER OF THE ONE HE APPOINTED TO AS THE NEW SAMEZUKA SWIM TEAM COACH WHEN HE GRADUATED LIKE COME ON.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
ps:/ look all of them up, and choose one, if you choose Makoto, I will literally reach into the computer screen and burn your eyes out.
pps: their names are:
Makoto Tachibana (my bae)
Nagisa Hazuki
Haruka Nanase
Rei Ryugazaki
Sousuke Yamazaki
Rin Matsuoka
Aiichiro Nitori
Seijuro Mikoshiba
Momotarou Mikoshiba
Kisumi Shigino
Me: O_o
...no?
HER: HELL YES YOU WILL CHOOSE ONE. NO WAY IN HELL DID I WRITE THAT FOR YOU TO NOT DO SO.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
ps:/ don't choose Makoto.
Me: - Sighs-
.
.
.
I will go and do it
THIS IS MY COMPUTER GLITCH BY THE WAY SAFFY UNDERSTANDS
Me: - Sighs-
.
.
.
I will go and do it
Her: REPORT BACK TO ME.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: I like the Haruka guy best, except his hair is a little...flat. Just a little bit
Her: HARUKA. YOU CAN CALL HIM HARU-CHAN. EVERYONE LIKES HIM. WHAT THE FUDOODLE NUGGETS. LIKE ALL MY FRIENDS EXCEPT FOR ONE WHO LIKES RIN (hahahaha Sharkboy, who can be his Lavagirl) BUT LIKE WHAT. THE DUDE LIKE WANTS TO MARRY WATER WHAT.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Riiight
Looks around.
Sniffs.
Do I smell... HAKURYUU'S COOKING?
Her: HAKUBBY? HAKUBBY GIVE ME SOME FOOD. HAKUBBY PLEASE. I-I-I-I DREW HAKUYUU'S HAIR YES LOOK SEE *points to scribbles on the paper* PERFECT RIGHT ;v;
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Hakuryuu Looks at you with disdain.
Slowly hands you a cookie
I am in love with miss Morgiana.
Her: NONONONONONO MY DREAMS ARE CRUSHED TT^TT *RUNS AWAY CRYING F*** U HAKUBBY*
Hakuryuu: Hakubby? Who is that?
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
ME: H-hey hakuryuu.
Can I have a cookie please?
Her: *watches from the sidelines like that one time Hakubby, Aladdin and Morg were pretending that Alibaba was a low, shallow dude, and Aladdin described him as jealous when he went to brothels*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: DAMMIT my other message got the wrong strand. Oh well
I would buy myself Sheba's staff and clothing (like actual good quality stuff) and walk in the streets all mysterious like. Calling 'Solomon,
You don't have to become God. Just stay by my side...'
Her-oops-
That sounds so cool! And then you can be all like, "Solomon... You could have stayed with us... with me..." I would buy myself a life-size version of a Hakuryuu doll, and I'll be crying 'cause he doesn't love me. ;v;
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: :0 :0 :0
(that was me gasping by the way)
YES. EXACTLY. -Goes and buys them, outs them in mah room-
make yourselves comfortable, guys
-Gives you a tissue-
there there, why don't you pine of Koumei? At least you'll have a chance?
Her: asdfghjkl
Don't forget to go on a slightly windy day, but not too windy, so that you can have that slightly floating Sheba hair effect.
*sobs*
Because Mei Mei is just too Mei Mei. ;v;
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: YES GOOD IDEA
-buys an eight pointed star fan to mak Solomon and Sheba's hair go floaty-
WHOO SUCCESS
Come on Surakittmay, give it a try.
-Koumei saunters in 'why is that girl crying?'-
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE SURAKITTMAY
Her: PLAN COMMENCE.
MEI MEI. *latches onto him* MEI MEI PLEASE.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: -Koumei flinches and tries to step back but you are to heavy 'uuuh...who might you be?'-
Quick Surakittmay! Make a good first impression. Here-I prepared some heart hair ties for you to give him!
Her: UH-UH-UH. MEI MEI. *let's go* HERE ARE SOME HAIR TIES SHAPED LIKE HEARTS FOR YOUR LUSCIOUS HAIR. *shoves it in front of him*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
ME: -Koumei looks surprised but takes them because etiquette requires for him to do so 'uhm. Thank you?' Looks suspiciously at you 'but really, who are you?'-
-whispers really loudly- TELL HIM THE TRUTH SURAKITTMAY. NO GOOD ROMANCES ARE EVER BASED WITH LIES.
Her: UH-UH-UH I'M SUKARETTIMAY BUT YOU CAN CALL ME SUKA-CHAN. NICE TO MEET YOU MEI MEI.
*you in the background: your name is surakittmayyyy*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Exactly. You got my words just right.
-Koumei is like, 'ah okay.'-
-awkward silence so I jump in-
WEEELLL we are dimension travellers so we know about you. And your affiliation with a certain cherry boy WINK WINK. Let me assure you, Surakittmay here will be your perfect match
Her: Me: WHAT BLITZ NO-
Mei Mei: Dimension travelers that know of the Cherry Boy and believe that this young lady is my perfect match? *stares* Come. We'll take this situation to my brother and king.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Hehhehhehh my plan is going well, you two will be married before too long. -grins evilly-
Her: *whisper screams to Mei Mei* ruuuun ruuuun while you can!
Mei Mei: *doesn't hear me AND DJINN EQUIP* Let us be off. *grabs the both of us and flies to the Kou Empire*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: WHEEEEEEE IM FLYING WHEEEEEEEE.
-meanwhile, you're just conveniently in Koumei's arms while I'm hanging off his other arm-
YOU KNOW KOUMEI (has to shout against the wind) YOU COULD JUST TRANSFER CIRCLE US THERE
Her: Mei Mei: *stops* Oh yes. That's right. *lifts he arm that you're hanging off from and draws a shape in front of us*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
ps:/ I JUST REWATCHED THE PART WHERE THEY'RE UP AGAINST THE MEDIUM AND THEY ALL USE THEIR EXTREME MAGIC AGAINST IT AND THEN SINBAD'S ALL LIKE "BARARAQ INQERAD-SAIQA" AND I WAS LITERALLY WRITHING ON MY BED FROM THE EXTREMENESS.
Me: I KNOW IVE WATCHED THATSCENE SO MANY TIMES AND ITS SO OVERPOWERING AND THEYRE SO EXTREME AND ITS SO COOL BUT NOT NEARLY AS COOOL AS SOLOMON
Pffffff Koumei, even I'm smarter then you. And I know all your secrets... Like the incident with Hakuei's favourite vase. Hehehhehh
Her: MY JESUS CHRIST AND WHEN THEY SAID EXTREME MAGIC IN SYNCH EEEEEEEEE. JUST PICTURE IF SOLOMON WAS THERE, S*** WOULD GO DOWN WITH HIS DHORUF SABAFA.
Koumei: asdfghjkl you're like kouhaha.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: -gasps like a fish- NONO HED CONCENTRATE ALL THE MAGIC ON ONE SINGLE SPOT AND MAKE IT EXPAND WHEN IT GOT THERE SO THE MEDIUM WOULD BE RIPPED APART FROM THE INSIDE AND SINBAD WOULD BE LIKE WHY DOES A MAN LIKE TOU EVEN EXIST AND SOLOMON WOULD DO HIS BADASS SMIRK THING AND SHEBA WOULD COME ALONG AND SMILE AND ALADDIN WOULD BE LIKE O_O
No, I'm not Kouha. BUT I also know about the incident with Kouha's sword. You scratched it didn't you? And you blamed it on poor Kougyoku
She's insane, right? You must agree. You must!
Love the Sharryamu in this earlier one :
Her: Oh my god yessss. Remember the part in Chapter 226 where Solomon was walking out, and he finally became king? /my heart just stopped/
Oooh what is your Tumblr, I'll follow you!
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Yeeaaah he was cooool, and his robes were flowing with his hair and he was like airily walking forward and swinging his arms and THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.
I pretty much fell off my chair
Ummm...dontfollowmeyoustalker
I don't use tumblr anymore
Her: HE WAS ALL LIKE "WATCH OUT, WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE AND THAT BADASS IS ME"
Oh, okay then, that's fine.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Imagine what SHEBA was thinking.
Ehehehehe
Her: Sheba was in the background smiling going all like, "dat a** is fiiiiine and it's all miiine."
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Lol yes.
But what else...?
Waggles my eyebrows at you
Her: Hmmmm... I dunno what else? *waggles eyebrows back at you*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Haaaaah I don't actually know eitherrr...
Waggles my eyebrows at you
Her: Haha, what the hell are we even talking about?
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: We're talking about Sheba's thoughts on Solomon's fine ass
Her: Oh riiiight.
ANYWAYS, Sheba will be all like, *eyebrow wiggle* .̫̮ and then Lord Solomon will be all like, *smirks with a wink*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Wow that face was... Endearing? AND THEN THEY WILL FORGET ABOUT HIA CORONATION AND GO AND DO SOME ROMANTIC STUFF INVOLVING LOTSBOF FLOATING FIRE BITS IN A BOAT ON A LAKE. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT WOULD BE SO CUTE
Her: HAHA, THAT FACE IS BEAUTIFUL. AND THEN SHEBA WILL BE SMILING AT HIM AND HIS FINE A** AND HE WILL BE ALL LIKE SMIRKING AND THEN THEY'LL BE ALL LIKE, "Are we forgetting something?" AND THEN THEY'LL PAUSE AND LAUGH, ANd THEN SHEBA WILL BE ALL LIKE, "Oh well, there's always tomorrow" AND LEANS INTO HIM AND THEN HE WRAPS AN ARM AROUND HER AND THEN EEEEEEEE MY LORD SOLOMON.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: THAT MAKES A GREAT PROMOT I MIGHT WRITE ABOUT IT. THANK YOU THANK YOU
AND MEANWHILE THE REST OF THE GANG AND THE MAGICIANS WILL BE LIKE KID JAFAR-The fuc*? Shhhhhhhhhididntjusttypethatblamekoumeiandkidjafar
AND ARBA WILL BE SMILING AND TELLING EVERYONE TO CALM DOWN AND COME BACK TOMORROW
AND OUR GREAT LORD SOLOMON ISNT YOURS, HES SHEBA'S
Her: OH YOU'RE WELCOME.
shhhhhhhhitsokaymeimeiisatotalscapegoatbutnotasmuchaslordgoatkouen
SHE'LL BE ALL LIKE, *laughs knowingly* "It's alright, don't worry everyone. Tomorrow is always an option."
AND NO NO NO WE BOW DOWN TO OUR GREAT LORD SOLOMON, SHEBA GETS TO SIT IN HIS LAP.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: What's a scapegoat?
Goat Kouen? Heeheeehaahaa. I can totally imagine hima as a goat.
DID YOU NOTICE THAT SOLOMON HAS NEVER EVER BLUSHED? I MEAN THATS SO TYPICALLY COOOOOL OF HIM.
AND HES SO GOOD LOOKING
Her: Scapegoat? When a person blames someone for something they didn't do, the person being blamed is a scapegoat.
LORD Gout Kouen. He's secretly a goat.
AND IT'S SO CUTE BECAUSE QUEEN SHEBA BLUSHES SO MUCH, AND IT LOOKS SO ADORABLLLLLE. ;v;
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Ah, I remember now
Lord gout. Hehehehee. KOUEN is a gout. KOUEN is a gout.
YES AND WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED HER PREGNANCY HE WAS LIKE IM NOT PART OF THIS WITH THOSE EYES CLOSED AND SHEBA WAS SO EMBARRASSED I MEAN SHE MUSTVE BEEN LIKE I CANT BELIEVE WE DID THAT AND OH IM SO HAPPY AND SOLOMON IS SO-
Gonna stop now
GLITCH AGAIN: Ah, I remember now
Lord gout. Hehehehee. KOUEN is a gout. KOUEN is a gouuuut.
YES AND WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED HER PREGNANCY HE WAS LIKE IM NOT PART OF THIS WITH THOSE EYES CLOSED AND SHEBA WAS SO EMBARRASSED I MEAN SHE MUSTVE BEEN LIKE I CANT BELIEVE WE DID THAT AND OH IM SO HAPPY AND SOLOMON IS SO-
Gonna stop now
Her: My god, just picture Kouen in his room all alone, and he looks to both sides, and becomes a goat. That's his sercrert fourth Djinn Equip. Nobody knows about it because they can't handle his goatness, he knows.
HONEY PLEASE, IF YOU WANNA FANGIRL ABOUT HOW MUCH KING SOLOMON LOOKED SO FUCKIN COOL, AND HOW SOLOSHE IS A GIFT FROM THE GODS, GO AHEAD.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: D: a secret Djinn equip? WE MUST SEND THIS TO OOTAKA SHINOBU!
SUPER GOAT DJINN EHEHAHAHAHAHHAA.
OK. I WILL. ANYWAY, SO SHEBA WILL BE GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW GOOD LOOKING AND COOL AND POWERFUL AND CHARISMATIC AND AWESOME AND EPIC AND ALMOST PERFECT AND HOW HIS HAIR IS LIKE, AMAZING. AND THAT THEY SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE MORE TIME BEING HAPPY AND ROMANTIC AND PERFECT AND PUBLICISED BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE ME CANT GET ENOUGH OF THEM. AND THAT SHEBA PROBABLY WISHES THAT RHEY CAN JUST SPEND THEIR LIVES LIKE THAT FOREVER AND EVER. WITH ALL THEIR FRIENDS THAT ARE PERFECTLY HAPPY AND BLOODY SANE AND THAT UGO COULD HOOK UP AND ALADDIN COULD BE BORN INTO THE PEACEFUL UTOPIA THAT SOLOMON COULD EASILY RETAIN AND THEN THEY WOULD LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER FOR THE REST OF TIME AND LIVE ON IN THE RUKH BEING YOUND AND BEAUTIFUL AND HAPPY WITHOUT STUPID IDIOTS BEING STUPID IDIOTS.
-pants-
Her: YES INDEED. *pulls out photoshop* OHTAKA-SAMA, OHTAKA-SAMA, WE HAVE A SECRET DJINN EQUIP FOR LORD GOAT- I MEAN KOUEN.
...Better? 'CAUSE I'M GONNA RANT ON ABOUT WHY THE F*** HAKUYUU AND HAKUREN SHOULD BE FUCKIN ALIVE LIKE WHAT THE HELL, YOU DON'T JUST RELEASE OFFICIAL ART, BACKSTORIES, PERSONALITIES, OFFICIAL DJINN EQUIPS, OFFICIAL OMAKES (Lord Goat used to look up to Hakuren and Hakuyuu WHICH IS ADORABLE) OFFICIAL EVERYTHING IF THEY DIED, WHAT NO WHY UGH, WHAT THE, I'M LIKE SERIOUSLY GONNA WRITE A FANFIC ABOUT THEM BEING SECRETLY ALIVE AND OOPS, SPOILERS FOR THE FANFIC, TOO LATE WHATEVER, AND THEN LIKE SERIOUSLY, JUST THINK, HAKUBBY COULD GET OUT OF DEPRAVITY LIKE SERIOUSLY BUT NOOOOOOO THEY JUST HAD TO DIE TT^TT *sobs quietly in the corner of the room*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
ps:/ you wanna be on my friends list, yeah, okay great!
Me: And then Ohtaka Shinobu would be like 'GREAT IDEA HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS' and I would spend it all on Magi stuffs. :3.
Oooooooh. I would totally read that fic.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT AND HE COULD MARRY LADY MORGIANA AND HAVE LITTLE HALF FANALIS BABIES.
ISHIPTHEMTOTHEENDSOFTHEEARTH
BUTISHIPSOLSHETOTHEENDSOFTHEUNIVERSE.
-pats you empatheticly on the back-
I understand you, Surakittmay. I understand you.
Her: 500,000 dollars for each of us, I'M GONNA BUY MYSELF A MASTER SWORD AND SWING IT AROUND LIKE I CAN SWING MY SWORD SWORD.
YESYESYESYES
JUSTLIKEHOWISHIPSHARRYAMUFORLONGERTHANANETERNITY
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: AND IM GONNA BUY MYSELF LIFE SIZE PLUSHIES OF SOLOMON AND SHEBA IF THEY EXIST AND PRAY TO THEM EVERYDAY.
END OF SPACE VS END OF TIME.
BOTH CANNOT EXIST WITHOUT EACH OTHER.
WHICH MEANS SOLSHE AND SHARRYAMU FOREVER
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Her: I'M GONNA BUY HAKURYUU AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP 'CAUSE HE LOVES MORG AND REFUSES TO COOK FOR ME ;v;
FOREVER EVERYONE. MAKE IT RAIN SOLOSHE AND SHARRYAMU FOREVERRRR.
*echoes: FOREVER FOREVER FOREVER EVER EVER EVER*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: H-hakuryuu? Please can I have a cookie? I'll even um, get Morg to come tonight to kou so you two can catch up
-starts raining-
-Sharrkan and Yamuraiha fall from the sky, arguing-
Her: Hakuryuu: ...Chocolate Chip or Sugar?
Me: *in the background* fuccck uuuu
-IT'S RAINING MEN (backing vocals: and Yamuraiha & Sheba!) HALLELUJAH!-
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Chocolate chip...please?
*whispers over shoulder* shut up Surakittmay
HALLELUJAH
WOWYOUTWOKNOWEACHOTHER?
Her: Hakuryuu: *hands you a chocolate chip cookie*
Me: ;v; I don't wanna
WOWIKNOWWHO.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: *~* chocolate chip...
-savours it slowly-
-gives you a tiny bit-
YAMURAIHA AND SHEBA WHO ELSE
IM SO HONOURED TO MEET THE TWO OF YOU
Her: *sobs quietly while nibbling on the cookie*
Yamuraiha: Huh? Oh, no no no, it's an honor to meet you. *smiles cautiously*
Sheba: Huh? Are you not the girls that worship Solomon?
*sweatdrops and laughs weakly*
Me: Hahaha... What are you talking about?
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: -Distractedly hands you a tissue-
-smiles a lot less cautiously-
Yamu, I know all about you and your water magic, we ought to discuss it one day -trying to win Yamu's favour already RIGHT HERE-
Ahh, yes. Solomon...
-trails off and gazes blankly-
!, uh. Ha. Um. Yeahhhhh. And we also happen to be time and dimension travellers. Have you ah, gotten close with Solomon in this dimension yet?
Her: Yamu: You do, do you? *grins* So you believe that magic is the superior power to sword-fighting?
Sheba: Time and dimension travelers? Gotten close to Solomon in THIS dimension? What are you talking about, uh... what is your name?
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Weeell sword fighting is pretty cool (I do some myself- but magic is waaaay cooler. I mean, it's shrouded in so much intriguing mystery and it's so complex and such a beautiful art. Sadly, I'm not a magician. Man, im blabbing too much.
Sheba, I was asking if you'd you know, uh. Shall I say, gone out with Solomon? You like him in this dimension don't you? YOUD BETTER HE DESERVES YOU AND YOU HIM OH NO IVE SAID TOO MUCH
Me? I'm Blitz.
Her: Yamu: Magic is absolutely better than sword-fighting, right? I'm glad someone agrees. *glares off into nothing*
Me: Uh... Yamu, what are you glaring at?
Sheba: Blitz, correct? Have I gone out with Solomon? *laughs meekly* Uh... yes, if you count our trip to the palace gardens. *blushies* You said too much?
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: I have to sleeeeep after this
-Sharrkan in the nothing glares back. The two start having a glare competition in the nothing-
Ahh, thank goodness you have. Oooh palace gardens? -waggles my eyebrows at Sheba- I don't know that side of the story. Why don't you tell me about it?
Hehehehh, I'm not supposed to tell you your coughcoughfuturecougjcough, it might disturb the line of FATE
Her: OKAY ME TOO.
*me in the background*: HEY. YOU TWO SHOULD KISS.
Sheba: Um... okay then...*blushes* The trip to the palace gardens wasn't anything special... He just brought me to the gardens to expand my views on society. He was so beautiful too. *blush intensifies* I MEAN THE GARDEN. THE GARDEN WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: -tells you to shut up but motions you to keep going-
HAHAHAHAAA Sheba, don't worry. We're dimension travellers. We end up knowing exactly how your mind works. ;)
Really, why don't you plan something? Find somewhere really pretty and take him there. It'll be nice.
NOW GOODNIGHT DARLING
Her: *grins evilly*
Yamu, now's your chance?
Yamu: Huh?
*pushes Yamu into Sharr*
Sheba: Ah... but what can I do?
NIGHT, HONEY.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: -tells you to shut up but motions you to keep going-
HAHAHAHAAA Sheba, don't worry. We're dimension travellers. We end up knowing exactly how your mind works. ;)
Really, why don't you plan something? Find somewhere really pretty and take him there. It'll be nice.
NOW GOODNIGHT DARLING
Me: -Yamu blushes and backs away from Sharr who is averting his eye-
-awkward moment-
-they start arguing again about Yamu's terrible sense of balance-
Well, I don't really know Sheba, why don't you try to prove your worth somehow?
Her: *wiggles eyebrows and grins at Yamu and Sharr 'cause they're such adorable dorks*
-CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIIIIGHT?-
Sheba: Prove my worth? As in... show him that I am worthy of being... *blushies everywhere* his betrothed?
*me from the sidelines*: *grinsnnssnnsnsns*
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: -YESYESICANAHAHAHAHAHAHAA-
Hey Sharrrrrr, heyhey Sharrrrr. I know what you're thinking Sharrrr.
-waggles eyebrows-
I know you're thinking about that lovelyyyy smooothhhh hair that must be soooo sofffft. Am I riggghhhht? Hehehhehh.
And Yamu, I know what you're thinking tooooo. Nono, don't try to hide it. I know you think he's just so good-looking in that attire.
-grins sneakily-
:0 :0 :0
!
YOURE GONNA BE MARRIED ALREADY? WHOOOOO CONGRATULATIONS
Her: *looks away blushies*
Sharr: Her hair? Lovely? Ha! A-As if. It's like... a bird's nest!
Yamu: W-What?! He looks totally hideous coughsexycough in his clothes.
*me in the back*: SHALALALALA MY OH MY LOOKS LIKE THE BOY TOO SHY AIN'T GONNA KISS THE GIRL
Sheba: *blushing intensifies* N-No! N-Not yet... But how will I prove my worth? In battle? He treats me like a child...
[me: fuckin fatherzoned Sheba is adorable]
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Hehehehee Sharr, you're still thinking it. -says in a lovey dovey voice- her hair is shimmers like a swift river when she turns, ooh poetic, I never knew you had it in you. Wonder what else you're hiding. -waggles eyebrows at Yamu- I'll leave you to find out.
And Yamu, you too. -pauses- WOULD YOU KEEP THOSE THOUGHTS PG -hides behind
Surakittmay-protect meeee~
Nono Sheba darling, you have the wrong idea. Prove your devotion and Support, how? That's for you to figure out...
(I totally agree, though 'blushingmadlybecauseSolomonissogoodlooking' is even cuter)
Her: asdfghjklfuckinotpasdfghjkl
Sharr: WHA- POETIC, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG WHOEVER YOU ARE [inside his mind: how the f*** can they do that]
Yamu: *blushing intensifies* I-I HAVE N-NO IDEA WHAT Y-YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
*hugs you* Shhhh... it's gonna be okay honey... *makes a face at Yamu*
Sheba: Prove... my... devotion and support? Uh... I-I'll try to.
What about: meltingbecauseSolomonjustkissedSheba'scheek
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
Me: Nono, stop swearing. See, you gotta use that poetic side of you to get a certain teal-haired girl...
-shivers behind you-
She's still thinking them. The thoughts.
YEAH YOU GO SHEBA
-pats her on the head-
Now, tell me about Solomon, I'd like to know some more
Yesthateasalsoadorableihaveitasmylockscreenand imsomagiotakuthatisavedthewholefirstchaoter'hisnameissolomonintomypicturesonmyphoneandinamedmydogarulikeiactuallynamedheraru
I do wonder what goes on in Yamuraiha and Sharrkan's minds
And this next one. Because everyone needs to know.
Me: -cries like crybaby Hakuryuu-
Her: HA HACRYUU.
mahal kita,
-Suka-chan
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and now some random junk
what is this STUPID REPOSTING STUPID FANFICTION NET IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL IN A BLOODY JEEP-me
Dantelion heheh, dandelion. Hehehehehe -me
WHAT NO KOUEN HUKURYUU NPONONONONONONONONONONONO-GRABS YOU BY THE THROAT AND SMACKS YOU AGAINST WALL BECAUSE WE ARE IMMORTAL HERE- NONONONONONONONONONO-me
MY GOD YOU SHOULD WATCH Magi boys kokoro UN-LOCKED 'CAUSE I DUNNO\ .
YOU GO WATCH nucetastyyy THEN RIGHT NOW-herWATCHTHISTOOIFYOUAREBRAVE
why the heck do I suddenly smell freakin bananas of all things.-her
my fruit people are coming to avenge me-her
mapoot, -Suka-chan
Judar: but I love my top, it's so... Stylish. -me
THALGERRA dammitiforgotthespell SOMETHINGSOMETHING-me
my phone needs to go back to obedience school-her
Well. That's it. If you see this message, you deserve a hug from Our Great Lord Solomon