So it's three in the morning and once again I find myself bored.
Here's the deal: Lucy somehow or other visited our day and ends up obsessed with texting. Then she somehow makes it back to Narnia in time for that scene in movie numbero dos where Peters all thoughtful and stuff. Except now he's just confused.
Disclaimer: If I had invented Narnia, then I wouldn't feel the need to make up crap like this.
Lucy: Sits down next to Peter
Peter: Is being a Pensive Pevensie and therefore looks thoughtful.
Lucy: Has somehow managed to acquire a phone with a full keyboard and is madly texting away even though there shouldn't be any service there seeing as it's in a different dimension and all.
Peter: is now curious as to why Lucy isn't paying attention to him
Lucy: not giving attention to Peter even though she really did have a good reason for coming originally but she kind of forgot
Peter: What is that thing?
Lucy: Idk
Peter: Umm so what's up?
Lucy: nm. U?
Peter: watches as Lucy's thumbs fly across her peculiar little device.
Lucy: still texting
Peter: what are you doing?
Lucy: Texting
Peter: What's that?
Lucy: uh, hard 2 xplain. Its like talking but w/ur fingers
Peter: and uhh, who were you talking to so much?
Lucy: Idk, my bff the dlf
Peter: Uh-huh…
Emund: Barges in. Lucy you were supposed to tell him!
Lucy: Omg! I like totally 4got!
Peter: What's going on?
Ed: You better come see this.
Outside, like a gazillion Telmarines are marching forward, bent on killing all the little kiddies inside, cuz that's like the total noble way of winning a war.
Peter: Well you are most definitely NOT going to participate in this.
Lucy: WTF!? TISNF!! Storms off to find Aslan