A/N- I wanted to see what would happen if I tossed the FB gang into a barren wasteland! Ok...so here it goes! Brace yourself for Camp Greenlake...fruits basket style! (Oh, and I didn't want ALL of the characters going, so im only sending Yuki, Kyo, Haru, and the first girl camper Greenlake has ever seen...Tohru! (May god have mercy on us...))
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Yuki sighed, then gently tried to wriggle his wrist into a more comfortable position. This was relatively hard, as both his hands were handcuffed to his armrest. He glanced to the seat next over. Tohru had fallen asleep after the first four hours, and was laying down against the window, her handcuffs twisted the wrong way. If he could move, Yuki would have realigned her the proper way, but since he couldn't, he just watched her. After letting his gaze linger on her for a second, he shot his eyes over to Kyo, who was glaring at him just for the sake of doing something. Finally, Yuki roved his eyes to the back of the room, where the last passenger sat. Haru felt Yuki's eyes on him, so he turned his blank expression on his 'first love'. Slightly creeped out, Yuki averted his eyes, and turned them slowly back on Tohru. "Kuso nezumi! This is your fault we're here I the first place!" "Shut up, baka neko." "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" "B a k a n e k o. need me to say it any slower?" "WHY YOU...!" 'Nnnngh...what? Whats going on?' the guard at the front of the bus had woken up, and detected a fight. The boys paid no attention to him, and kept fighting. "YOU WANNA FIGHT, YOU DAMN RODENT?" "Your in handcuffs, baka neko." "ILL KILL YOU!" "Ill be waiting." "WHY...YOU...ARROGANT....LITTLE..." "Hm...?" Tohru woke sleepily, and blinked, watching the familiar scene. The only new addition was the guard trying fruitlessly to stop them. "Um...excuse me...guard-san? They aren't going to stop fighting...they don't get along very well...but I do wish they would stop..." The boys immediately froze, and went back to staring out the window. "Um...excuse me, miss...what was that all about?" "They always fight...they just cant get along...." "...So I see...but it better not happen again!" the guard recovered his faltering composure, and returned for another nap.
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The bus pulled into the front parking lot. Each passenger on the bus was un-handcuffed, and led into a small room. A man was sitting behind the desk with a rattlesnake tattoo. When they entered the room, he stood up. "My name is Mr. Sir." Tohru just put on her usual smile, Yuki looked slightly amused, Kyo started sniggering, and Haru was nonplussed. Whenever you speak to me you must call me by my name. Is that clear?" Tohru nodded, Yuki gave him a regal affirmative, Kyo just smirked at him, and Haru continued to be nonplussed. "This isn't a girl scout camp." "Yeah, yeah, it 'builds character', right? That's what Akito said. Its just a fuckin' hole, how does that build character?!" Mr. Sir was about to reply scathingly, but Yuki beat him to it. "Baka neko! Are you afraid ill dig faster than you?" "WHAT??? WAS THAT A CHALLENGE?" "Was it? That's funny, normally in a challenge there is an obstacle to overcome." "WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???" "Baka." "SAY THAT AGAIN!" "B-a-k-a" Tohru was in the back with Haru, both of them watching the well-known scene. What Mr. Sir didn't know was that he couldn't do anything about the two of them fighting. "Shut up, both of you." he demanded. When this didn't work he raised his voice, and tried again, just like the guard had, but like the guard, they ignored him. This really bothered Mr. Sir, and he started yelling at them, to no avail. Finally, Tohru stepped forward and softly whispered how sad them fighting made her. To nobodies' shock but Mr. Sirs', the two almost immediately stopped fighting. He regained his composure, and had the boys strip, taking no notice of Tohru, who had turned a unified cherry hue. He turned to her, then realized the dilemma. "Ill get the Warden." He said in a gruff voice, "This is the first girl we ever had at an all-boy correctional facility." The group waited, wondering what sort of person the Warden was. When Mr. Sir walked back in, a tall, freckled woman with red hair accompanied him. She ordered the boys out of the room, after recovering her initial shock at seeing a group of the best-looking people she had ever seen standing in one place. She then ordered Tohru to take her cloths off, while checking for any weapons of any kind. All she found on the girl was a set of yellow hair ribbons, however, and she then told the girl to dress in the orange jumpsuit provided. At the end, Tohru thanked the woman, and gave her another trademark smile. "Thank you so much, Warden-san!" she chirped, " Warden-san is such a kind person!" the Warden paused for a minute, and then said, "im not." As quietly as she could. "Of course you are! You make sure everything is safe for the people who are trusted to you! Thank you very much!" Tohru bowed, and after the Warden had recollected her wits, she bowed back. No one had ever said anything like that to her. Not even her parents! She felt a tugging at the back of her mind that wanted to believe the girl, but she was naïve, and didn't know how horrible she really was. She gave the girl instructions to go join tent D, along with Yuki. Haru, and Kyo had joined Tent E. she was also handed a shovel, a canteen, a hat, socks, and a pair of sneakers. Tohru slowly made her way out to the tent to meet her new tent mates, and councilor. Oka-san...this will be hard...but ill try my best!
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A/N-so? Is it any good? Should I continue? Please review!
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Yuki sighed, then gently tried to wriggle his wrist into a more comfortable position. This was relatively hard, as both his hands were handcuffed to his armrest. He glanced to the seat next over. Tohru had fallen asleep after the first four hours, and was laying down against the window, her handcuffs twisted the wrong way. If he could move, Yuki would have realigned her the proper way, but since he couldn't, he just watched her. After letting his gaze linger on her for a second, he shot his eyes over to Kyo, who was glaring at him just for the sake of doing something. Finally, Yuki roved his eyes to the back of the room, where the last passenger sat. Haru felt Yuki's eyes on him, so he turned his blank expression on his 'first love'. Slightly creeped out, Yuki averted his eyes, and turned them slowly back on Tohru. "Kuso nezumi! This is your fault we're here I the first place!" "Shut up, baka neko." "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" "B a k a n e k o. need me to say it any slower?" "WHY YOU...!" 'Nnnngh...what? Whats going on?' the guard at the front of the bus had woken up, and detected a fight. The boys paid no attention to him, and kept fighting. "YOU WANNA FIGHT, YOU DAMN RODENT?" "Your in handcuffs, baka neko." "ILL KILL YOU!" "Ill be waiting." "WHY...YOU...ARROGANT....LITTLE..." "Hm...?" Tohru woke sleepily, and blinked, watching the familiar scene. The only new addition was the guard trying fruitlessly to stop them. "Um...excuse me...guard-san? They aren't going to stop fighting...they don't get along very well...but I do wish they would stop..." The boys immediately froze, and went back to staring out the window. "Um...excuse me, miss...what was that all about?" "They always fight...they just cant get along...." "...So I see...but it better not happen again!" the guard recovered his faltering composure, and returned for another nap.
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The bus pulled into the front parking lot. Each passenger on the bus was un-handcuffed, and led into a small room. A man was sitting behind the desk with a rattlesnake tattoo. When they entered the room, he stood up. "My name is Mr. Sir." Tohru just put on her usual smile, Yuki looked slightly amused, Kyo started sniggering, and Haru was nonplussed. Whenever you speak to me you must call me by my name. Is that clear?" Tohru nodded, Yuki gave him a regal affirmative, Kyo just smirked at him, and Haru continued to be nonplussed. "This isn't a girl scout camp." "Yeah, yeah, it 'builds character', right? That's what Akito said. Its just a fuckin' hole, how does that build character?!" Mr. Sir was about to reply scathingly, but Yuki beat him to it. "Baka neko! Are you afraid ill dig faster than you?" "WHAT??? WAS THAT A CHALLENGE?" "Was it? That's funny, normally in a challenge there is an obstacle to overcome." "WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???" "Baka." "SAY THAT AGAIN!" "B-a-k-a" Tohru was in the back with Haru, both of them watching the well-known scene. What Mr. Sir didn't know was that he couldn't do anything about the two of them fighting. "Shut up, both of you." he demanded. When this didn't work he raised his voice, and tried again, just like the guard had, but like the guard, they ignored him. This really bothered Mr. Sir, and he started yelling at them, to no avail. Finally, Tohru stepped forward and softly whispered how sad them fighting made her. To nobodies' shock but Mr. Sirs', the two almost immediately stopped fighting. He regained his composure, and had the boys strip, taking no notice of Tohru, who had turned a unified cherry hue. He turned to her, then realized the dilemma. "Ill get the Warden." He said in a gruff voice, "This is the first girl we ever had at an all-boy correctional facility." The group waited, wondering what sort of person the Warden was. When Mr. Sir walked back in, a tall, freckled woman with red hair accompanied him. She ordered the boys out of the room, after recovering her initial shock at seeing a group of the best-looking people she had ever seen standing in one place. She then ordered Tohru to take her cloths off, while checking for any weapons of any kind. All she found on the girl was a set of yellow hair ribbons, however, and she then told the girl to dress in the orange jumpsuit provided. At the end, Tohru thanked the woman, and gave her another trademark smile. "Thank you so much, Warden-san!" she chirped, " Warden-san is such a kind person!" the Warden paused for a minute, and then said, "im not." As quietly as she could. "Of course you are! You make sure everything is safe for the people who are trusted to you! Thank you very much!" Tohru bowed, and after the Warden had recollected her wits, she bowed back. No one had ever said anything like that to her. Not even her parents! She felt a tugging at the back of her mind that wanted to believe the girl, but she was naïve, and didn't know how horrible she really was. She gave the girl instructions to go join tent D, along with Yuki. Haru, and Kyo had joined Tent E. she was also handed a shovel, a canteen, a hat, socks, and a pair of sneakers. Tohru slowly made her way out to the tent to meet her new tent mates, and councilor. Oka-san...this will be hard...but ill try my best!
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A/N-so? Is it any good? Should I continue? Please review!