How Sasuke Deals with People Bashing him
Written By: Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR
Summary: How does Sasuke deal with the constant Bashing that he must indure? The answer might SHOCK you. ...Again. Sort of, but not quite, sequal to 'Sasuke's REAL reason for wanting to kill Itachi.' Oneshot.
Keep in mind that I'm talking about MOST Sasuke bashers, not all of them. No offense meant to any of you. Except for Pro Itachi/Anti Sasuke fans. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: Once again, I don't own Naruto. If I did, then Sasuke would be a whole lot more likeable, and Itachi would either be good, or dead.
Naruto and Sasuke were browsing the internet in the Konoha Library, once again looking at all of the fanfiction about themselves.
Of course, Sasuke was rather displeased by all of the bashing that was going on about him.
"Sasgay...SasUKE...Suckske, oh that's a new one..." Sasuke muttered, glaring at all of the names in the fic he was reading. "I swear, I don't know why I put up with all of these stupid stories."
"What I want to know is, HOW do you put with them?" Naruto questioned, turning to look at Sasuke. "I mean, I RARELY get bashed, yet you get bashed all the time. It must be hard for you, so how do you even manage to look at these without wanting to kill someone?"
"...Trust me, you don't want to know," Sasuke replied.
"Try me," Naruto replied back.
"...Are you sure?" Sasuke said.
"YES, I'm sure," Naruto replied.
"Okay then. You asked for it," Sasuke said. "Hit the lights!"
All of a sudden, nearly all of the lights in the Library went off, except for one shining on Sasuke.
"What the...?" Naruto began, before he was cut off by music and...Sasuke SINGING.
Do do do dooo, do waaaah!
It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life,
With Mentos fresh and full of Life! (Sasuke pulls out a pack of Mentos and gives a cheesy smile to the camera)
Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool,
With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!-! (Sasuke eats one)
Fresh goes better! Mentos Freshness! (Sasuke torches some random bashers that showed up with his fire jutsu)
Fresh goes better with Mentos, Fresh and full of LIFE!
Mentos! The Freshmaker! (Sasuke smiles and give a thumbs up to the camera, while the Mentos Label appears below him)
"Well?" Sasuke said.
"...You were right," Naruto said.
"About what?" Sasuke asked.
"...I DIDN'T want to know," Naruto shuddered.
And that's it for this short oneshot. I hope you enjoyed it! Catch you next continue!