"What Am I Supposed To Do With This?"
A/N: This is 100% a crack fanfiction that I literally came up with in the middle of church. My internal conversation went:
"What would Ladybug even do with the tennis racket?"
"Yeet it across the block at Hawkmoth's head?"
Sorry for destroying your brain cells.
Ladybug gripped the tennis racket with a fiery passion. Looking around, she realized how vague her charm was this time around.
"Get ready, I'm going to need all of you."
About to put her plan in action, Ladybug stopped dead in her path. Sighing, her arm rested on the perpendicular tennis racket.
"You know, you stupid charm? There's an easier solution than this. More straightforward too."
"Are you talking to your Lucky Charm?" Chat Noir inquired.
"What do you have in plan?" Rena Rouge asked.
Turning around, the bluenette smirked at the awaiting Dark Cupid. "Take care of him or he'll just make things harder for us."
Nodding, Queen Bee and Carapace go on the attack, with Carapace on defense and Queen Bee on offense.
"Bold move, Ladybug." Scarlet Moth taunted.
"Bold of you to think that that was my move." She quipped, before doing something no one expected.
Extending her arm, Ladybug flung the tennis racket across the block.
"Huh, good trajectory for a tennis racket..." The bluenette observed.
Still flying, the tennis racket was now directly at Scarlet Moth's head. With a quiet thump, it smacked him on the forehead, rendering him unconscious.
Chat Noir blinked as everyone else gasped. "15-love."
Soon surrounded by all four ofher teammates, she pointed towards the unconscious body being poked by Frightingale and Guitar Villain.
"Should we go over there so you can do the Miracle Cure?" Queen Bee asked, still shocked by the recent events.
"I mean, I don't really feel like going all the way to the Eiffel Tower..."
"And with an unconscious Scarlet Moth, we would see less alumatizations." Rena Rouge pointed out.
"So all in favor of leaving him there?" Ladybug announced. "I."
"I."
"I."
"I."
"Wait-"
"Well it's settled the." Chat interrupted. "Let's meet at Collegé to return the miraculous."
A murmur of agreement rang out as everyone lept away, leaving Carapace alone.
"Wait, what about the akumatized villains?"
A/N: I mean... You know there really isnt anything I can do to justify this.
Bug Out!
