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Date a wannabe gangsta Service (Dating) Tape # 62b. Client: David Apolskis
(Office use only) 939393DA-02-14-07
(Static…And then a larger than life Dave is in yo face)
David: "Yo is this fickey turned on yet? How'm I supposed to turn on the shorties if the fuckin' camera ain't on? ( Voice in back ground "The 'fickey' is on, David")Oh, it's on? Aw-ight"! (Looks into camera and licks his bottom lip) "Yo, shorties…ladies…hotties with the bodies! It's me Dave Apolskis… And I gots what you want...and if I ain't gots it I can glomm (Steal) it! So whaddaya say? You choose me and we can get whimsical alllll night long! (Voice in back ground, "State some of your hobbies, David") "Hobbies? I gots hobbies, yo. Ummm... I like rappin'...and hangin' out wit my homies". (Looks at camera lady) "Is Ganja a hobby? (Voice, "Sure, why not, David") Aw-ight... then I like Ganja". (Licks bottom lip again). "I like shorties too... wit big ole breastices! Oh yeah I like fries dipped in milk shakes", (Smiles and rubs his jaw). "And I like burgers too.
So, no salad nibblers, yo, I want a shorty knows where the beef is and knows how'da eat it, aw-ight"? (Voice in the back ground, "We should probably wrap this up, David). "Rap? I can take it out wit a rap, yo! She gots ta have big uns, whip out the big guns.. But I ain't down wit no shorties weight ova a hundred forty"! So bring it on!
(Looks proudly into camera) "How was that"? ...Static tape ends...