The Beast Within

Disclaimer: I own Beyblade as much as I own your big toe. Which, just incase you don't know, I do not.

"Jezz, look at him go!" Ian said in awe.

"I know, he's like a blender, or a garbage disposal" Bryan had the same tone of voice as his short friend. It was lunch time at the Kiwarena house hold and Spencer was going one-on-one with his chicken, beef and broccoli sandwich. It was almost like watching a lion mauling into it's pray. Oh, the horror. Derbies from the sandwich splattered against the wall and the other three bladers.

"Spencer, for goodness sake, shut your mouth when you eat! No one wants to see what you've just shoved into that thing you call a mouth." Tala said shielding himself from flying food. The blond simply stuffed continued to cram the edible meal into him mouth. After what seemed like an eternity of gore and dead meat flying over there heads, the teens reappeared from their hiding spots. They were met with a very satisfied looking Spencer. He had a toothpick stuck in his teeth as he was rubbing he swollen stomach in satisfaction. He gave a large belch as he placed his plate in the sink and started for the living room.

The others looked in amazement as he walked off. "Man, where the hell do you think he puts it all?" Ian asked as he glanced at what was once Kai's kitchen. Tala and Bryan were also looking at the damage the giant teen had left behind.

"Damn, Kai's gonna be pissed when he sees this." Tala put his hand in his pocket turned to Bryan, "Glad it's not my week to do the kitchen." Bryan noticed the wolf's icy eyes starring at him, indicating that his captain was referring to him.

"Hey, don't look at me. It's not my turn, its Ian's!"

The big nosed blader heard his name mentioned in the conversation. "Hey, don't get me involved in this, its Tala's turn!" Tala folded his arms and leaded against the wall.

"So how are we going to solve this? We can't ask Spencer to do it, he had kitchen the last week, and I don't think we made it easy on him either."

"So what now?" asked the pale teen.

"I don't know, but all he left behind was some burritos and chilly." Ian said as he opened the fridge. The falcon stepped in front of him to get a better look. He was surprised to see a pile of old burritos sitting on a plate and a large bowl of chilly in the fridge. It smelled as bad as it looked. 'Man this is just fucking sick. No one in their right minds would…' The falcon formulated a plan in his corrupted mind. Not lonely was it ingenious, but he could also get back at Ian and Tala for dying his hair pink while he was passed out from consuming too much booze. He smirked and turned to his comrades.

"Hey, I have an idea." he said with a "smile" on his face, "How about we have a little competition to decide whose turn it is." The two bladers looked at each other and then back at Bryan with interest in their eyes. "How about we see who can finish these burritos and chilly off. The last to finish eating needs to clean the kitchen the rest of the week."

The short blader was dumbfounded by this challenge. "There is no way I'm gonna eat that stuff. It's old and nasty. Besides that was a dumb idea anyway, right Tala?" He turned to the taller captain with his arms folded.

"I'm in." he stated simply.

"WHAT! Why, you can't really be thinking of eating that stuff are you? I mean look at it!"

"Hey you only live once. Besides, what could possibly go wrong, it's only food." This made Ian groan slightly knowing full well what Bryan was capable of doing. "Okay, I'm in too, I guess." Ian sighed.

"Then it's settled." Bryan said clapping his hands together. A few minutes later each blader was sitting at the table with a giant pile of burritos and a bowl of semi warm chilly in front of them. "Let the gorging begin!" Bryan announced. A loud bong rang, indicating them to start.

"Where the hell did the gong come from?" Ian wondered.

"Beats me let's start already."

The teens began shoveling food into their mouths like there was no tomorrow. Well, that is, except for Bryan, who was simply taking his time with the wrapped meat. Tala thought this was a bit odd but shrugged it off and continued piling the food in his face.

About half an hour, and nearly twenty burritos and a good pound of chilly later, Tala and Ian had finished their plates. Tala was leaning back in his chair to breathe a little easier, while Ian looked as though he would barf at any moment. Bryan on the other hand, had barely touched his pile. This caused Tala to wonder a little bit on what his comrade was truly thinking. He knew Bryan could totally cream everyone at an eating contest, minus Spencer of cores.

"Well, it looks like I have kitchen this week, might as well get started." He stretched a bit and took the plates from the table. Ian had noticed that he was smirking and knew something was up.

"What's with you? You normally hate losing." Ian said as he once again maintained control over his stomach.

Bryan, who was washing the dishes by hand, was starting to scare his big nosed friend.

"Oh nothing, I'm just in a good mood is all." his grin grow to a full blown smile, he was even laughing a bit. This spelled trouble for the other two bladers. For every time Bryan laughed, a baby penguin gets lost at sea. Tala couldn't care less, just as long as he wasn't the one that had to clean. He simply shrugged and left the table. Ian followed soon after but not before giving Bryan one last glance over his shoulder. He was plotting something, but what. He then exited the kitchen leaving Bryan to finish the chores.

Later on that day Ian was wandering the halls in search of something to do. He didn't want to mess up Kai's beyblade dish, so he opted not to go near it. Tala was polishing Wolborg, and Spencer was asleep. That only left Bryan, who was no where to be found.

Man, Ian hated being board, it was no fun. His thoughts were interrupted when heard a low growl. His eyes darted around trying to find the sores of the anonymous noise. He suddenly doubled over and clutched his stomach.

"Wha…what the hell's going on?" His stomach gave a low growl. "Oh, it must be that food we ate!" another loud gurgle is heard, "Shit. Damn that Bryan, he tricked us." A thought just crossed over in his mind. If he was suffering, then so was Tala. He struggled to his feet as he tried not to lose control of his bowels. He slowly inched his way to Tala's room. You wouldn't believe how hard it was to walk and not mess yourself at the same time. After what seemed like an eternity, he finally reached his captains door. However, before he could knock on the door, it burst open and a very uncomfortable looking Tala ran down the hall.

"Oh crap, I got to GO!" he shrieked as he turned the corner. Luckily Ian hadn't lost control of it, however the grumbling increased in size as nearly his entire stomach began to shake.

He gave a low groan as he tried desperately to find the closest toilet which happened to be the one Tala was headed for. 'Bryan you bastard.' he said between clenched teeth. Another low growl, 'I'll get you for this!'-gurgle- 'After I find a bathroom.'

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TALA

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The young red head was just about ready to burst when he reached the bathroom door. Unfortunately for him the door was locked. He growled as he banged on the door desperately wanting it to be open.

"Oh please, come on, I'm begging you. Open up, please!" he sobbed. He stopped banging the door once an earthquake in his tummy dragged him to his knees. He clutched his stomach, trying to ease the pain. The wolf's bottom was really starting to hurt. He needed a bathroom, NOW! Tala managed to stand to his feet and stumble down the hallway to the next bathroom. It was at this point that Tala was wondering why on Earth Kai had such a large house; no one could really need all this space. Panting and taking deep breaths Tala reached to second bathroom and turned the knob.

it didn't open

He tried again even harder

Nothing

"What the HELL!" he bellowed as he slammed his fist against the wooden door. This action made him slightly lose control of the… umm … 'monster with in'. After a brief moment of suffering, he tamed the beast once again and knew of only two other restrooms it the house.

One was in Kai's room.

Kai would kill him for what he was surely about to do, so that was out of the question. The next one was upstairs next to Bryan's room.

"Fuck! I need to climb stairs now? Oh just kill me now, I can't handle this anymore." the red head was about to blow. "Bryan, you will pay for this you little ass." he vowed with gritted teeth. He stiffened his frame as headed up the steps.

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BRYAN'S ROOM

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The young falcon was laughing his ass off while this whole thing was going on. He loved the sight of his fellow blader's suffering faces. Damn, I'm such a bitch, and I love it! He continued to howl as he watched them with the hidden cameras he placed around the house.

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BACK TO IAN

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Ian had managed to predict the young captain's moves and had already gone up stairs. Every step was like a sucker punch to the gut, each more painful than the last. By the time he reached the top step, his stomach was completely filled with…umm… hmmm… 'deformed stomach acid'. You know the smelly kind that doesn't go through the mouth. His legs were quivering under him as a he slowly made his way to the potty room. He reached out to his sun shining glory.

"No!" a large red and white blur flew past Ian and into the bathroom. "Tala you fucking bastard, I was about to use that!" Ian's answer was the sound of the fan turned on by Tala to drown out any unnecessary noises. This only left poor Ian with one other option. "sigh, Kai's gonna kill me for this."

It was now dinner time and Bryan was casually eating a bowl of cereal with Kai. He had returned from his training a few minutes ago and was wondering why the young falcon was so happy. Before he could answer, a very worn out and pissed off Tala emerged in front of the door way.

"Evening Tala." said Bryan wit a smirk.

"Go to hell!" was all he got in return. Next was a limping Ian.

"Hi Ian, How are you?" this time his answer was a quick flip of the bird as the small blader sat next to him. He groaned slightly and slammed his head onto the table. This made the grey haired blader roar even harder and nearly fall out of his seat.

Upon the sight of seeing his friend laughing manically, Kai decide to turn in early. He gathered his stuff and made his way up the stairs. Moments later,

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BATHROOM?"

Tala, now sitting in Kai's seat turned to the falcon and glared at him with icy-blue eyes.

"I hate you."

"Yeah I would too." Bryan said with a smile.

Suddenly a well rested Spencer came through the door.

"Hey guys, what are you up to?"

"Oh the usual." Ian said, his head still flat on the table.

Man that took longer than what I wanted it to, but it's over now, or at least the first chapter is. Mwawawawaw! Review please