Hello my loyal readers! If you are reading this, it means that you are reading my one of my first Multi-Chapters. So please bear that in mind whilst reading it. Oh, and don't forget to leave a comment. It brightens up my day to know that at least ONE person likes my story. And just a quick note, it has nothing whatsoever to do with the story, but is it only me who thinks Dumbledore's infatuation with Grindelwald is extremely sweet? Just me? Okay then. On with the story ... Oh and just one more thing, It's in Lily's POV (Unless stated otherwise).

Chapter One!

This week has not been at all good for me. For starters, Mum sent me a letter tell me that Tuney's getting married! I was thrilled until I read that it was to the fat oaf that was Vernon Dursley. Two hours later, for the hundredth bloody time this week, Potter asked me out. But not to my face like he usually does. He thought it would be funny to hand in a two-foot Potions essay with the words 'I Heart Lily Evans' on the front. It didn't say the word 'heart' obviously, but you get the idea. Total mortification. Oh, God forbid he do something normal. I could have been swallowed up by the ground and I wouldn't have cared. I was so embarrassed. Severus also tried to apologize (AGAIN!) for calling me a 'mudblood'. But I wasn't having any of it. I was one of very few people, if any, that cared for that greasy little toe-rag. And he repays me by calling me that. I told him to shove his apology and then I was on my way. Then, this morning, Marlene McKinnon thought it would be funny to change my hair colour to a hideously bright pink. It looked awful. It still bloody looks awful even though the effects have almost worn off. I'm going to kill her when I get my hands on that stupid blonde bimbo.

"Nice hair, Evans."

"Shut your mouth, Potter."

Oh, and there was one more thing I forget to mention. The cherry on top of a perfect week (Note the sarcasm!). I've only gone and fallen in love with James frigging Potter. My life is now officially over.

"Your hair is truly the most atrocious pink ever. She could have made it a nice pink." Way to make me feel better, James.

"Stop bullying Lily, James." said Remus, appearing in the room.

Now, the thing I don't get about Remus is that he's a lovely person with a sweet personality, and yet he hangs around with James and Sirius Black.

"Hey Moony. I'm not bullying our dear friend Ms Evans. I'm merely stating a fact the her hair is the most disgraceful shade of pink. I preferred it Ginger, if I'm honest Evans. But, if you want to change for me, be my guest."

"I would NEVER change myself for you, Potter."

"I'm hurt, Evans. Truly hurt."

"Prongs, I'm serious-"

"No. You're Remus!"

"I'm sorry about this, Lily."

"It's fine, Remus. It's not your fault he's such an arsehole."

"It's not my fault you dyed your hair to impress me. I appreciate the gesture, Evans, but like I said before, I prefer it Ginger."

"And like I've said before, I didn't change it for you. Marlene McKinnon changed it. You know, because she's a bitch like that."

"You're only lying to yourself, Evans. Moony, what we got after dinner?"

"Divination. Your most favourite subject. We've got it with Ravenclaw."

"Brilliant. Abso-bloody-lutely brilliant. Xeno Lovegood better not start making up crazy prophecies again. He's a right nutter. If he ever has kids, God help us all. A load of little Loony Lovegood's running 'round is all we need."

"That's so nasty, Potter. Xenophilius is just as sane as you are! He just has a big imagination."

"Awwwwwwwwww. Is Lily defending Xenophilius? Lily and Xeno sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

"Grow up, Potter."

"LILY!" Oh God. She didn't have to scream my name in the dinner hall.

"Oh Wizard-God No!" I slapped my forehead as I saw Emmeline run up to me.

For those of you who didn't know, Emmeline Vance is my best friend. We've been friends since we met on the train in first year. I have a feeling that if we met now, though, we wouldn't be friends because I'm quiet and smart and she's Emmeline.

"What is it Emmeline?"

"Can't I shout my best friend's name across the hall without having a reason?" I raised my eyebrow at her.

"Okay, fine. I wanted to tell you that I'm going out with Gilderoy Lockhart! He asked me out before I came in here. That's why it took me ages to get her. Because we were making out in the corridors!"

"I'm trying to eat here, Emme."

"Wait, wait, wait. Weren't you dating Matty Finnigan?"

"Well, I was up until last Monday when he dumped me for Michelle Chang. So, I started dating Frank Longbottom on Tuesday, but left him because he kept staring at Alice."

"Well, um, that's nice." said James.

"I know, right! So what's new?" laughed Emmeline.

"Well, Emmeline, Lily is in love with Xenop-"

"I AM NOT, POTTER!"

"You're not what, Lily?" smirked Emmeline.

"James is under the impression that I love Xenophilius Lovegood." Crap. I just called him James.

"On first names now, are we Lily?"

"Wait a minute, Lily. You're in love with Xeno Lovegood, and you didn't even tell me! How could you?" She said, trying to suppress her laughter. I've got a feeling that I'm going to be face-palming myself very soon.

"Emme, are you kidding me? I'm not in love with Xeno. And IF I was, I'd have told you by now!"

"That's true. Why were you even talking about Xeno anyway?"

"We got Divination next."

"Why did I even opt for that?"

"Because you assumed that Firenze would teach you! I think Gilderoy wants a word." I said, hinting towards the door where a happy looking Gilderoy stood waiting for Emmeline so they could go back to sucking face again.

"Ok. See you in Divination, Lils!"

"So, you didn't answer my question."

"I don't recall you asking me one." I did. But I wasn't gonna answer it.

"I said 'On first names now, are we Lily?" Crap. I knew should have answered it when he first asked me.

"I wasn't speaking directly to you, so it doesn't matter what I call you."

"You could have called me 'Potter'"

"I could have called you arsehole but I didn't."

"Because you LURRRVVEEE me!"

"I called you James because it's your name, Potter."

"No, Wait! You love Xenophilius!"

"He's never going to let that go, Lily. Look at what he calls Seve- never mind" Great. So I'm gonna be known as the girl that loves Xenophilius Lovegood. Great way to cheer me up, Remus!

"I know. Divination's starting soon, so d'you fancy walking up with me?"

"Yeah, why not. Come on then, let's go."

"So you love Remus now? My best friend, for Gods sake! Not like you're not dateable or anything."

"I didn't know you felt that way James! But unfortunately for you, I'm not gay."

"I don't love Remus either, James. You utter moron!"

"Phew! That's a relief! I wouldn't have liked to share you."

"Shut it, Potter."

"No thanks. Thank you for the offer though."

"Do you ever shut up?"

"Not even in his sleep, Lily." Remus chuckled.

We arrived at Divination moments later and I took my usual seat. James, however, decided to sit next to me. Just to piss me off. He smells nice though.

"Hey Lily. Anyone sitting here? No. Good. I think I shall sit here."

"You know full well that Emmeline sits there."

"I figured that since she's currently dating Gilderoy, she'd be sitting with him."

"I don't care. I'd rather sit on my own." Liar. You, Lily Evans, are a big, fat liar!

"We both know that's not true. Oh look, your boyfriend's here."

"I swear to Wizard-God, if I turn around and see a certain Xenophilius Lovegood, I'm going to hex you into next week!"

I spun my head around and saw Xenophilius sat on his own, like usual. When I turned my head back around, James was smirking at me.

"Quiet Class!" yelled Professor Trelawney.

Just as the class quietened down, the silence was pierced with the noise of the doors being opened.

"Sup Pimps and Hoes!"

Oh yeah, and Sirius Black is currently going through a 'Gangster' phase.

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