"Fools! I am the fabulous Lord Ghirahim! Fear me or die, puny mortals!" Link snickered as the Bokoblins in front of him fell to their knees and bowed.

He experimentally flapped one side of the red cape and watched as the monsters cowered. "I didn't think that would actually work."

"It didn't, Skychild."

Link froze as he felt cold fingers wrapping around his shoulders.

"Now," Ghirahim murmured as he curled his fingers around the red fabric draped around Link, "What should I do with you, boy? You did steal my cape without asking. And that impersonation was anything but flattering."