AN: A bit more Yard fluff to give some much deserved attention to the minor characters of Sherlock. Let me know what you think about Dimmock's characterization – Didn't have much to work with on him.
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12:35
Hey Sally, It's Dimmock.
ID
12:36
I believe you mean agent Donovan.
S. Donovan.
12:37
Oh - sorry. It's just Lestrade calls you Sally all the time. I thought you preferred it.
ID
12:38
No. Lestrade calls me Sally because we've known each other for nearly six years. We're friends.
S. Donovan.
12:38
Oh. Okay.
ID
12:39
Can I help you with something sir?
S. Donovan.
12:40
Yeah. Do you know how to install water bottles?
ID
12:41
You don't install water bottles. You unscrew the top and drink from them...
S. Donovan.
12:43
No - I mean the big ones. At the Yard.
ID
12:46
Yes. Why?
S. Donovan.
12:46
How?
ID
12:47
What?
S. Donovan.
12:47
How do you install them? I've been trying for nearly twenty minutes.
ID
12:48
We have lower ranking agents for that.
S. Donovan.
12:49
Well I have to do it this month.
ID
12:49
Why?
S. Donovan.
12:50
It's not really any of your concern is it?
ID
12:51
You're the one who requested my help.
S. Donovan.
12:52
Fine. I lost a bet.
ID
12:53
A bet that involved the water bottles?
S. Donovan.
12:54
Not exactly. It's just what Lestrade said I had to do if I lost.
ID
12:55
You made a bet with Lestrade? That's always a mistake. What was it about?
S. Donovan.
12:55
Does that really matter!?
ID
12:56
Fine. I'll just ask Greg later...
S. Donovan.
12:57
You're pure evil.
ID
12:58
Not the first time I've heard that. You're the one who asked for my help.
S. Donovan.
12:58
Fair enough.
ID
12:59
Speaking of which, why did you ask me? Why not grab another agent.
S. Donovan.
12:59
I didn't want Lestrade to see that I needed help. And you're the only agent whose phone number I have.
ID
1:00
And you don't think I'll tell him about it?
S. Donovan.
1:01
Please don't!
ID
1:05
I'll bring you coffee for a week!
ID
1:06
With muffins?
S. Donovan.
1:07
Sure.
ID
1:08
My lips are sealed, sir.
S. Donovan.
1:09
Oh - thank god.
ID
1:10
All you have to do turn the bottle upside down and lower it in through the top
S. Donovan.
1:10
Oh...
ID
1:12
Got it?
S. Donovan.
1:15
Yeah. Thanks.
ID
1:15
My pleasure. I like blueberry.
S. Donovan.
1:16
What?
ID
1:17
Muffins, Detective Inspector. Blueberry muffins.
S. Donovan.
1:17
Right! Thank you again!
ID
1:18
Sure. Now stop texting me so I can finish with this report.
S. Donovan.