Everybody Wants Davey
By:
Queenie 77
(Author's note- this takes place Before Spot's
Gone Bonkers, it doesn't really make a difference to read it beforehand, it
just explains the whole Davey..thing..)
Davey
ran into Medda's and shut the door behind him, trying to catch his breath.
"Davey? Are you alright honey?" Medda
asked, noticing his entrance.
"Yeah, it's just- the girls! Their
everywhere! They all want me, what's a hot guy like me to do?" Medda
looked Davey over.
"Well you could start by wearing pants,"
she said. Davey looked down.
"Oh I Knew I forgot somethin' this
mornin'!" Just then there was pounding at the door. "They've found
me!" he ran around in circles frightened when he noticed Medda pick up a
block of wood that was laying around for some reason. He looked up at her.
"Davey honey- you just need to give in to
us" she said smiling eviliy.
"No! Not you too!" She hit him over
the head with the wood and he fell down unconscious.
"Oh poor baby!" she put her hand to
her mouth "Your gonna need someone to care for you so you'll get allll
better" She grinned again and opened the doors where hundreds of girls
were waiting. "Come on girls! He's all ours!" They all yelled
happily, picked him up over their heads and carried him out chanting
"Davey! Davey! Davey!..
~*~
Davey awoke screaming. Les was next to him,
shaking him "Davey! Davey! Wese gonna be late if ya don't move your big
butt!" Les walked out upon seeing that his brother was finally awake.
"Now hurry up!" he called behind him.
He got out of bed and started getting dressed.
"pants, pants, must remember pants.." he was chanting to himself when
his brother came back in.
"Davey, are you alright?" his mind
shot back to when Medda said that.
"Medda! No!" he looked up at Les,
embarrassed, "I'm fine Les, go away."
"Fine mistah cranky pants" Les said
leaving.
~*~
Dave and Les headed out for the distribution
center. Les noticed his brother was acting very strangely; he was eyeing every
girl he saw. A lady selling flowers said hello to him and he just about jumped
out of his shoes.
David looked up at a clock and noticed that they
were early. "Les! Ya were hurrying me up and it's still early!"
"Yeah, well it Seemed late"
"Lets go over to the lodging house, the
guys would be getting up about now"
Right before they got inside the lodging house a
girl came up to them to ask directions. David looked around him for a way to
escape. The girl looked at him strangely and walked away to ask someone sane.
As soon as she was gone Dave ran into the lodging house and up the stairs.
The guys were getting dressed and washed up for
the day. The guys welcomed Davey and Les. Davey grinned looking around and said
loudly "I Love Men!" an went over to talk to Jack. Blink an Mush, who
heard him looked at each other an then at Dave oddly. Then Mush gave Blink a
dollar.
"Fine, that's proof enough" Mush said
to Blink, who had bet Mush a buck that Davey and Denton had something going on.
~*~
Jack had been selling with Davey and Les like he
always does when he noticed Dave's strange attitude. He seemed to be hiding
behind trees and such much of the time. He even saw Davey run away from two
prospective buyers. He decided he'd better talk to him before he cost him
money.
"Yo, Dave hon.." he stops, "wait,
did I just say hon?" Jack slaps himself and calls again for Davey, who
then hears him.
"What is it Jack? No one asked for me did
they?" His eyes darted back and forth.
Jack eyed Davey curiously. "Dave, it's me
job, as leader an all, ta ask ya- Are ya on drugs or are ya jist freakin'
out?" David thought and figured he might as well tell Jack what's
bothering him.
"Come here, I'll explain." He led Jack
over to a bench. "It's this dream I had, it was so realistic. I KNOW it
must be true! Their after me!" He hung his head, worry all over his face.
"Wha..? Who's aftah ya Dave?"
"The girls! Even that hot lil thang
Medda!"
"Wait a second, what girls? An' what does
Medda hafta do wit it..an' Dave.. dat's jist disgustin', she's as old as your
mom." David just shook his head.
"You don't understand Jack, all the girls
want me!" Jack looked at him, shocked.
"Davey...um...if all da girls wanted you,
wouldn't dat be a good thing? I mean I always figured ya went de oddah way but
dis is jist.."
"Jack! I'm serious, their going to torture
me!" Jack grinned.
"Torture? Now I Definitely din't think you
were inta dat kinky stuff.." Dave got frustrated and stood up.
"I Knew you wouldn't understand Jack."
Jack just shrugged and went on selling his papers.
~*~
Later in the day Jack just couldn't stand it any
longer and called Dave over. Dave said the same thing as earlier; he was still
just as paranoid.
"Damn." He said to himself, his friend
had lost it."Davey, lets go sit down and talk ok?" Davey looked at
the bench he was pointing at, an elderly woman was nearby feeding the birds.
"Are you nuts? Look at that lady, I saw her
look at my butt earlier Jack, she wants me." Jack shook his head sadly and
led him over to another bench.
"Now Dave, why do ya think all da goils
want ya?" he said, trying not to laugh.
Davey just shook his head, disturbed, "They
just do Jack, I'm so hot they just can't resist, but their going to carry me
away Jack, and do who know's what to me!"
Jack grinned, "So all the goils want ya,
they wanna take ya away and do some kind of sexual torture to ya right?"
Davey nodded, "and the problem is..?" Davey just frowned.
"Jack quit fooling around, this is
serious!" Jack shrugged and kept grinning.
"Ok. So when did all dis stawt
anyways?"
"Last night, I had this dream-"
"A dream?" Jack interrupted,
"youse goin' nuts ovah a dream?"
"It was real! It was so real!"
"Davey, lissen, as much as ya might wish,
all da goils don't want ya, ya don't gotta worry." Just then they both
heard the sound of a girl yell."There he is!!!" followed by several
screams from a whole group of girls down the street.Davey curled into a fetus
position and shuddered. Jack sighed, 'who knew he was right', he thought. He
picked up Davey and carried him towards Medda's.
As soon as Davey realized where he was being
carried he squealed like a girl. "No Jack, she's one of 'em!!!"
"Dave, I've explained, it's Medda, she's
like 50!"
"She's one of 'em Jack! Don't take me in
there!"
"Well where am I suppose ta take ya
Dave?"
"Just get me away from the girls!"
Jack thought for a second, where would there be no trace of women? Denton's!
He walked for a while, mostly down alleyways to
dodge the screaming girls, before arriving at Denton's apartment building.
Davey was still shaking from passing so many girls on the way there. After
several knocks Denton opened the door, Denton was wearing nothing but a towel
around his waist and his head. Dave smiled. "Yes! A man! I love you
Denton!" Denton grinned.
"Come on in boys." Jack walked in,
still carrying Dave. He threw Dave onto a nearby couch before sitting onto a
chair. "So, what's going on Jack?"
"Davey's is being chased by a shitload
a'goils."
"Really?" Denton looked quite
skeptical. "And, why is this?" Jack looked over at Davey.
"Beats me."
"Do you have any idea how to stop
them?"
"Not any."
Denton sat on his couch thinking, "Well you
aren't giving me much to work with here." After a few minutes a light bulb
popped on above Denton's head.
~*~
In this time all the girls had crowded around
Denton's apartment building, they must have smelt his track there, or
something...
Davey walked out onto Denton's balcony,
resulting in high-pitched screams and girls shouting out their desire to give
birth to his baby, the effect was kind of like the backstreet boys at TRL.
Davey signaled for them to quiet down.
"Girls I have an announcement to
make." He turned around and looked at Jack and Denton, then tore off his
clothes to reveal himself wearing a tutu, "I'M GAY!!!!!!" Denton
smiled and whispered under his breath, "that's my boy.."
Davey laughed insanely and danced around as the
girls moaned and cried, some committed group suicide, one tried to light
herself on fire. Davey got carried away, even grabbing Jack and Denton and
smooching them, "Ha! I'm gay! I'm gay!! Ha ha!!" He ran downstairs
and out into the crowd of girls, kissing every male in sight.
Denton grinned and stepped onto the balcony,
"I'm gay." He announced and waved to a guy down the street.
Jack tried to hide behind the wall when he
noticed the same guy checking him out.
"Maybe we should go find Dave, it might be
going to his head.." Denton mentioned.
"Good idea, but you might wanna put on some
pants."
"Oh..right.."
~*~
Jack and Denton had found Davey twirling in an
alleyway, they took him home and when he woke up he seemed somewhat normal.
"Davey, you seem to be fine, ya know,
obsessing over Medda again and all.." Jack shuddered at the thought,
"but are you ever going to take off that tutu?"
"But Jack! What if the girls see me again
in my regular clothes? They'll be after me again.... besides, this is a nice
color..."
"Davey...you aren't...um.."
"Gay? No no no, of course not, that was
just to drive away the girls!"
Jack sighed, relieved, "And the tutu?
You're keeping it?"
Davey smiled, "I love this tutu...it's
inspiring me to try new things! I signed up for ballet yesterday and my mother
is teaching me to make bundt cakes, wanna come?"
"No Dave, I think I'll pass.."
~*~
After time Davey got a little better, appearing
in other articles then his tutu.... just not much less fruity...
Everyone does admit his attitude was changed
from this occurrence, but the other newsies don't really mind, besides, who
else can cook such great homemade fudge?
The End
(Author's note- I wrote the last parts in 5 minutes so if
they don't make sense in some ways please tell me!)
