Who is Victoria and what is her secret?
Leonard/Penny pairing. Sheldon/Penny/Leonard Friendship.
Penny had just come back from shopping with Amy and Bernadette. In her hand she happily swung her Victoria secrets bag ready to entice Leonard with it.
She walked into 4A grinning broadly where she found Sheldon and Leonard sat on the couch watching some dopey space movie."Oh Leonard...I have something to show you:.." She said in a sing sing voice.
"Oh, what's that?" He asked not looking from the television.
"Well in my hand I have a bag from Victoria secrets. Do you want to see what's inside?" She asked.
His eyes darted straight to her and he jumped from the couch.
Sheldon picked up the remote and paused the movie.
"Now hold on, don't you think that's rude?" He asked.
"Sorry Sheldon, I will watch it will you tomorrow." Leonard said trying to push Penny out if the door.
Sheldon tutted. "I wasn't talking about to movie. I was talking about your girlfriend."
"What did I do? He can watch that movie any time, just let him come with me." She said wanting to go.
"Penny, Penny, Penny, you are about to tell Leonard, Victoria's Secret, are you sure that's a good idea? She trusted out and now you have come back here and are ready to tell Leonard anyway.." Sheldon said. "When you told me your secret off not finishing college you got upset when I told Leonard. How will Victoria feel when she knows you've told her secret to him off all people?"
Penny and Leonard stared at him blankly.
"Oh my god, he's being serious isn't he?" Penny asked.
Leonard raised an eyebrow. "I think so."
"Sheldon that's not what Victoria secrets is sweetie." Penny said slowly.
He frowned. "Then what is it?" He asked.
"Well it's um...Leonard help me out here."
"Google it Sheldon. Bye." Leonard said finally pulling Penny from the apartment.
"How odd." He muttered before walking over to his laptop and googling 'Victoria secrets'.
He darted away from the computer and covered his eyes. "OH MY! Victoria should definitely keep that a secret." He said before slamming the lid down on his laptop.
"My mother would beat them with a bible if she saw that." He shivered.
Then he thought for a moment.
"Didn't Amy mention Victoria secrets before?" He asked himself.
His eyes widened.
'Oh my. I may never sleep again.' He gulped.