A TALE OF TRAGEDY AND WOE
I, Spike, i.e. William the Bloody, i.e. Buffy's ex-boyfriend, have been through a most distressing ordeal, for I have been butt-raped.
It is not a laughing matter. In fact, it saddens me and causes me much pain and sorrow, and I am sure my hind end would ache immensely if it was capable of aching.
He was a tall, dark, and handsome man, but evil, evil like I used to be, only more evil. He is a volcano in south africa to my unmentionables. How I grieve that he captured me, that he forced me to do such degrading things as he fondled my precious places.
Oh, how I longed for Buffy, or Angel, or even just someone who vaguely resembled someone who wasn't the man butt-raping me.
Naked and trembling, I crawled away. I cannot weep, for I have no tears.
I can only mourn the loss of my innocence.
THE END
AN: I can't believe this last episode of Angel!! How could they have let that guy rape Spike? And then Spike just shrugs it off, single-handedly dismissing the ordeal he went through. Now that hes' had a bad experience with a guy he's never gonna get with Angel!! This story was an attempt to salvage some of his dignity, to address the pain he must have felt.