I know I've swapped lines 3 / 4 round from orig., it just makes better sense, ditto verses 2 / 3. I don't own anything except a cat, no copyright whatever....just read the damn song!
Krum - Yule ball dancing had me a blast,
Hermione - Yule ball dancing happened so fast,
Krum - Met a girl, cute as can be (friend raises eyebrows)
Hermione - Met a boy, crazy for me (Lavender snorts)
Both - Winter days, dwindled away but, oh, oh that Yule ball night.
Hogwarts lot - Say no more, say no more!
Harry - we were standing right there,
Durmstrang - Say no more, say no more!
Friend1 - You mean the one with The Hair (holds hands up near ears in 'bushy hair' gesture).
Krum - She was reading, in the lib'ry,
Hermione - He was standing, just watching me,
Krum - I asked her out, she nearly cried,
Hermione - If I'd gone with Ron, I would have died! (Ron looks extremely hurt)
Both - Christmas fun, something's begun, but oh, oh that Yule ball night,
Hogwarts - Say no more, say no more!
Ron - He annoyed you at first, (stares triumphantly at her)
Durmstrang- Say no more, say no more!
Friend2 - Man, this singing's the worst!
Krum - Mermaids threw her into the lake.
Hermione - He proved he loves me - make no mistake (leaning in pointedly to Ron),
Krum - I saved her life she could have drowned,
Hermione - He showed off, snapping around (makes shark gestures),
Both - Those winter nights, were the best of my life, and oh, oh that Yule Ball night,
Hogwarts - Say, no more, say no more!
Lavender (spitefully) - Yeah, cos where is he now?
Durmstrang - Say no more, say no more!
Friend3 - We see you've ditched that cow. (Krum shakes his head, others look amazed).
Hermione - It got warmer, that's where it ends,
Krum - So I asked, if she'd be my girlfriend. (Durmstrang lot roll eyes)
Hermione - So far he's sent me, thirty odd owls, (Lavender / Parvati gape [jealously])
Krum - Wish I was, where she is now.
Both - Christmas dreams ripped at the seams bu-ut OH! THAT YULE BALL NIIIIIIIIIGHT!
All friends etc - Say no more, say no more!