Things I must not do: Hetalia style:
1. I must not steal Italy's white flags for toga parties
2. I must not take Japan's samurai sword and use it for shish-kabobs.
3. I must not put whoopie cushions on the chairs of Russia, America, Britain, or any countries during a world conference.
4. I must not take Russia's scarf. Period.
5. China's Panda does not belong in a zoo, contrary to popular belief.
6. I shall not endeavor to put it there.
7. Italy does not need hand grenades. If he asks, say no.
8. I may not spray other countries with water. Not even if France makes a naughty reference.
9. Japan does not charge for turning people into power rangers. I must stop asking. He doesn't do it at all (but he might if you ask reeeeeally nicely, and make him sushi)
10. I must not use Russia cosplay to scare the hell out of the Baltic states.
A/N: This is my first Hetalia piece, so tell me if you like. :3
RUSSIA!