The Book of Darth Vader

by TheLionTree

My friend's five year old told me this story and I wrote it down for him. It is the story of a boy who can turn into a ninja and a black panther and his frequent bouts of violence against evil.

The Book of Darth Vader

Darth Vader was at his bank, stealing money. He found the money on the floor.

He gave the money away to Kimbal Green.

So Kimbal then punched Darth Vader, causing him to drop the money. Kimbal then caught the money.

It was One Hundred Dollars!

Kimbal then threw Darth Vader in the trash can, and he ended up in the Dump Truck.

Then Darth Vader was arrested by the police, because he hit Kimbal in the face causing Kimbal to call 911.

Kimbal then used his light saber to smack Darth Vader in the face. So Kimbal then became a ninja.

Kimbal then turned into Darth Vader and no one noticed him, but everyone chased him around.

Kimbal then turned into a giant black panther who plays fetch the ball.

Kimbal then fetches the ball all afternoon. He watches TV and eats Nacho's all night on the sofa. Oh No! He got sucked into the TV, smacked Darth Vader in the face, then found the sword in the stone.

Kimbal used the sword in the stone to cut off Darth Vaders Leg because he was evil.

So Darth Vaders leg reattaches and gets back on him. So Kimbal turns him into a rolly-polley and fish almost ate him. So Kimbal threw him to the China-Desert where he turned back to normal.

Darth Vader then turned into a giant Darth Vader robot who ate metal Nacho's. He ate all but one crumb.

The End.