Lisa Simpson Comes Out As A Baby
Note: This idea comes from Supernova2015, who requested this story and thought it up. Thanks for the idea! Hope you like the story.
Lisa Simpson had been babysitting her little sister Maggie all day, and she was getting sick of it. Sure, she loved her sister, but there's only so much you can do when you're looking after a little baby. Watching cartoon shows was getting pretty boring.
Maggie sure was cute, though. Crawling around in her adorable little blue onesie, with her hairbow and her pacifier sticking out of her mouth. It looked pretty comfortable, too. In fact, Lisa thought, it was kind of a shame she couldn't dress up like that. But then again – maybe she could? After all, there was no one else around to see it but Maggie, and of course she wouldn't tell.
"But where can I get baby stuff in my size?", Lisa said out loud. She liked to think out loud sometimes – she found it helpful – and in this case it was very helpful, because shortly after she had said those words, Maggie crawled under the bed, and then crawled out with a Lisa-sized onesie, hairbow, and pacifier. They were the same colors as Maggie's, too- a blue onesie and hairbow, and a red pacifier. "Where did you get those?," Lisa asked, but Maggie just winked.
It took Lisa longer than she'd like to admit to get the onesie on – it was a long time since, she'd worn one, and back then her mom Marge had fastened the snaps for her. But at last she got it on, and from there tying the hairbow in her hair was easy enough.
Maggie sucked loudly on her pacifier, as if to remind Lisa what she'd forgotten. "Oh, right", said Lisa, and then stopped talking as she popped the pacifier into her own mouth. It wasn't bad at all, in fact it was the nicest part of the…costume? No, Lisa realized, it wasn't a costume at all, it was what she was really meant to wear and use. Of course with this getup on it was impossible to walk without tripping, as Maggie herself had amply proven, so instead Lisa crawled around on the floor, sucking her pacifier, right next to Maggie doing the same, both of them never happier.