Once upon a time there was a princess. Her name was Princess Peach.
One night a scary turtle thing appeared outside of the window. Princess Peach sighed and mumbled "Is it already that time of the week again?" as she climbed out of bed and started packing her suit case.
The scary massive turtle thing jumped through the window shouting "BWAH HAHAHA, I'M HERE TO KIDNAP YOU! Again."
Princess peach replied "shut up and let's get this over and done with" as she climbed out of the window. She quickly sent a text message to Mario telling him what has happened again. Mario sighed as he read the text message. He tightened the noose as he said "I can't be arsed with this shit any more. Good bye boring, shitty, unimaginative game world of Nintendo, I won't be here for Mario Galaxy 3."
He jumped off the chair and his neck made a horrible loud "CRACK" as his neck snapped. Of course he had to repeat this over and over because he had 53 +1's saved up...
*1 week later*
"Where the fuck is that fat, big nosed plumber!" Shouted Princess Peach. "I don't know" wailed Bowser "He should of been here by now! I only had time to set up 3 worlds this time!"
By this time Princess Peach had had enough of Bowser so she decided to handle the situation herself, she took out he emergency knife from her suit case she had packed earlier and slit Bowser's throat...
*This is a terrible ending...*
(Alternative ending)
Well, I'm going home. This is boring; can't you kidnap someone else next week I've got book club on Tuesday. "Fine" Bowser exasperated, I'll kidnap Toad or Daisy, I don't know.
Morale of the story: Nintendo need to come up with some better story lines. Saving Peach all the time is boring.