Shinigami Golden Chronicles
Disclaimer: I would like to state that I, the user cloudsephiroth, do not have any rights owning any characters from Bleach. Only the plot and anything specifically mentioned are my right.
Notes: Well, it's been a while since I've written any fanfics. I've been inspired to write Shinigami Golden omake-type shorts, just like the ones at the end of Bleach episodes. Some will be totally original, and some will be based or branched from existing ones.
I would also like to say that this fic was partially inspired by Twilight Scribe's Z Skit Theater, which is a Tales of Symphonia fic. In addition, I have asked his/her permission for usage of the dialogue format. It goes like this:
Yamamoto is Normal, Ukitake is Underlined, Shunsui is Bold, Byakuya is Italicised, Hitsugaya is Bold and Underlined.
Every chapter, I will assign each character that speaks a Normal, Underline, Bold, Italicise, or a combination.
Omake Ichi (1): Byakuya did what?!
Never had they seen Yamamoto-Soutaichou so serious.
The captain's meeting had just begun, and all the captains felt a tense aura surrounding the room.
"Yamamoto-soutaichou, what is the topic for this sudden meeting?"
"I have grave news to bear for all of us"
"What, another invasion of ryoka? Did Yachiru find the sugar cabinet? Has the Shinigami Women's association cooked up something sinister again?" This earned him a glare from Soi Fong. "What happened to just relaxing in peace for several hundred years?"
"Today, it has been notified to me by Abarai fukutaichou that…that Kuchiki taichou… has made a joke today!"
Everyone was dead silent.
"…..Oh my god!" The rest of the captains began to murmur amongst themselves.
"…I fail to see what the issue is" stated Byakuya.
Even Hitsugaya chuckled a little. "So, what exactly was the joke?" he inquired.
"I told Abarai fukutaichou that I cut my hair using Senbonzakura."
"Say what?!"
Byakuya sighed. "…It's a joke."
End
So, did you like or not? I'm sorry if it's terrible. I'm not a comedian, but I just wanted to write Shinigami Golden's. Please review.
Translation Notes: Soutaichou is similar to "General Commander/Captain". Ryoka is a japanese word, in the show used to describe "invaders". Fukutaichou is similar to "vice-captain"/"lieutenant".