51 things Edward Cullen is not allowed to do

1. Read Charlies thoughts
2. Take every single egg out of the house
3. Play any Debussy song at 11pm.
4. Or sing to Debussy as it is very disturbing
5. Call Jessica Stanely a whore.
6. Or Mike Newton a pervert
7. Kill Mr. Banner
8. Run around the house naked
9. Flirt with every girl in sight
10. Break into Bella's house
11. Claim Carlsile to be gay.
12. And say that he has a crush on Jasper
13. Jump from buildings
14. Go to Volterra in Italy.
15. And try to commit suicide by having the Volturi kill you.
16. Or try to commit suicide, end of
17. Kidnap Leah and force her to wear a collar and take her for a walk.
18. Or replace a greek statue with marshmallow
19. Steal Alices clothes and wear them to school the next day.
20. And turn them into goth clothes
21. Take Rosalies car and paint it black and red.
22. Or never touch her car at all
23. Were speodos
24. Speak to Jacob Black in any form
25. Tell Bella that he'll change her if she can juggle Esme's china set.
26. Or jump of a cliff
27. Call Alice a pixie (even if she does look like one.
28. Or say that Esme has a gigantic forehead
29. Dye any of Rosalie's clothes black.
30. Or any of Carlsile's pink
31. Kill a human even if they taste good
32. Scream Chemicals React whenever he sees a girl.
33. Or sing anything whilst in public and at home
34. Dress up in a princess ball gown.
35. And then tell everyone to call him Princess Rosie
36. Play rock songs on the guitar or piano.
37. Then sing the song at the top of his lungs
38. Dress up in a Santa costume at Christmas and attempt to climb down the chimney
39. Climb down the chimney and say that you're Father Christmas
40. Throw mini eggs at everyone that isn't in the 'Easter Spirit'
41. Give every person you know a chicken for Easter
42. Pretend to fart everytime Jasper sits down somewhere
43. Refer to yourself in third person for over an hour.
44. Or speak of yourself in third person at all
45. Say that Alice has a big bum
46. Drool when Bella comes out of the shower.
47. And then stalk everywhere around the town
48. Wear a Superman costume and jump from tree to tree pretending to be a superheroes
49. Or any other superheroe
50. Walk around the town naked covered in whipped cream with chocolate sauce and a cherry on his head

*Bella sticks the poster onto the living room wall next the Emmetts very long list of rules*
"Do you think he'll stick to the rules Alice?" Bella Swan said
"No. It may last about a week or so though..." Alice Cullen replied
*Edward comes rushing through the front door and into the living room wearing a Count Dracula costume with his fangs showing*
"Happy Halloveen!!!!!! Vell, vell vell. Vhat do ve have here then?" Edward asks in a funny accent
"oh no..." Bella and Alice mumble in unison
*Alice tears the pen out of Bella's hand and scribbles down someting*

51. On Halloween Edward is not allowed to dress up as Count Dracula use a funny accent and show his fangs off.