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Alfred F. Jones has checked into The Moon
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Alfred F. Jones Uh, Guys? This might sound a little weird... but do any of you know how to remove an anal probe? It fucking burns :(
5 minutes ago · Comment · You, Francis Bone-for-you, Gilbert Beilschmidt, and 2 others like this
Gilbert Beilschmidt I'll be there in 10 minutes with my fire hose.
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Alfred F. Jones Shit.. Why do you guys keep liking this! ?
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Francis Bone-for-you Ohonhonhon!~ Who's invaded your vital regions this time Afred? I bet it was Ivan... (:
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Alfred F. Jones FUCK YOU FRANCIS
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Francis Bone-for-you I bet he did it with a broken vodka bottle (; Kinky!
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Ivan Braginsky Kolkol... ^J^
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Elizaveta Hedervrry I'm writing the best yaoi fanfic EVER!
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Kiku Honda May I ask what it is about?
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Elizaveta Hedervrry It's a kinky scat fic! ;D
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Feliciano Vargas Ve~ What is scat? :3
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Elizaveta Hedervrry Um... go ask your brother xD
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Feliciano Vargas Ok! :3
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Feliciano Vargas - Romano Vargas Ve~ Romano? What is scat and why is it kinky?
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Romano Vargas ...
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Feliciano Vargas :3
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Feliciano Vargas VE~ ROMANO DUNKED ME IN HOLY WATER AGAIN! ! ! D':
59 minutes ago · Comment · Alfred F. Jones and Gilbert Beilschmidt like this
Ludwig Beilschmidt Why would he do such a thing?
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Feliciano Vargas i asked him what scat was and he threw me in the water!111!1 Ve~ I still don't know what scat is! ! D':
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Kiku Honda This conversation makes me very uncomfortable.
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Gilbert Beilschmidt Look up from your screen and pretend to be the first thing you see. I am a totally awesome lamp *-*
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Peter Kirkland i'm a banana*-*
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Feliks Łukasiewicz I'm like, a vaccum *-*
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Francis Bone-for-you I am a dildo. Ohohohon~
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Matthew Williams I'm a moose *-* And ew Francis! Tmi.
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Ivan Braginsky I am a... snow ^J^ Kolkolkol.
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Feliciano Vargas I'm pastaaaa~ :3
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Alfred F. Jones I'm an asshole. *-*
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Ivan Braginsky Indeed. ^J^
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Alfred F. Jones STFU RUSSIA D: Gil said to pretend to be what you're looking at so that's what I'm doing!
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Feliciano Vargas lol. What r u looking at America? :3
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Alfred F. Jones Arthur.
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Peter Kirkland OMG There's a creepy white van in the front of my house Dx WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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Francis Bone-for-you Ohohohon~ Relax, Peter. It is just papa France coming for a visit c:
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Arthur Kirkland I swear if you lay a hand on him, you bloody frog, I will personally castrate you.
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Francis Bone-for-you I promice, Angleterre. He is in good hands (;
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Peter Kirkland :(
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Francis Bone-for-you Does anyone know how to pick a lock?
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Gilbert Beilschmidt Lol. Yea. Why?
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Francis Bone-for-you Because I may have accidently locked Peter in my basement... and lost the key
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Arthur Kirkland WHAT! ?
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Alfred F. Jones TROLOLOLOL. HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE!
27 minutes ago · You and 17 others like this.
Feliks Łukasiewicz - Toris Lorinaitis :) Hey :) I was told that if someone uses a lot of :) faces when they text you, :) it means they totally want your babies... :) Is that true? (^_^)
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Toris Lorinaitis (￣▽￣) ！(◎_◎;)Σ(￣。￣ﾉ)ﾉ ＼(^o^)／ （;￣O￣） (⌒▽⌒) (ﾟOﾟ)＼(- -; (･_･;( ^_^)/~~~ Σ（・□・；）（；゜０゜）(´･_･`). . . That's ridiculous.
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Romano Vargas Rape you? I wouldn't even FLICK you ~ God DAMN IT I love you... bitch!
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Matthew Williams Hey... Are you by any chance bipolar?
10 minutes ago · Like · 1 person likes this.
Romano Vargas No... Why do you ask, maple-bastard?
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Matthew Williams Just... wondering... Hahah...
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Pffft. If I had more time to write this, it'd be funnier. Once again, Thank you Miggery! :3 Check out her fanfiction, because she's awesome. I never thought I'd be able to write with my favorite author. Even for a short period of time! :3 Thank you for reading~ BLUBLUBLUB.