Description: After an unwanted incident, Izaya finds himself in a life changing predicament. How will he handle this? And what will happen when Shizuo finds out?

Warnings: Yaoi, shizaya, underage, drinking, OOCness, Mpreg, lemons, fighting, the abuse of vending machines lol, adult themes, language and some other shit I cant think of XD

Disclaimer: Come on people...-sigh- I dont own Durarara...if I did shizaya would be in every episode, Shinra would have married Celty by now and had mini Celty's and Shinra's running around lol

"You and Me"

Chapter 1

'The beginning'

It was graduation night for two of Ikebukuro's resident trouble makers. Kishitani Shinra was holding a party at his apartment, patiently waiting his two friends to show up. He knew they took off earlier in yet another chase to kill each other.

Shinra had had just about enough of his two best friends fighting. He knew the blond brute had feelings for his smaller raven counterpart, but knew he would never admit it to the red eyed teen nor would he admit it to himself.

So, in an attempt to stop the destruction of the town, and possibly create a better relationship for his friends, he decided to set them up to have sex together. He was just hoping the two wouldnt kill each other in the process.

When the first of the two arrived, Izaya, he proceeded with his plan. Getting a glass of spiked wine, he knew the newly employed informant couldnt resist a taste of the finer things in life. "Thanks Shinra." He took a seat on the far end of the couch.

"Where is Celty? She out working or something?" Izaya was a little confused at the absence of the dullahan. Shinra was usually hanging all over her. "She's just out getting a few things for the party." 'And get Shizuo drunk before he gets hear...' Izaya shrugged and continued drinking his wine.

With Celty and Shizuo:

"So...Shinra's gunna hava party tnight?" Celty nodded to the now drunk teen. [Are you ready to go now Shizuo?] The blond nodded and got on behind the dullahan. With a whinny, they where off and on their way to Shinra's.

Back with Shinra and Izaya:

Izaya was a little red in the face and feeling quite hot by the time Celty walked threw the door, a clumsy Shizuo on her heals. "SHIZU-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! You made it~! Hey is it just me or is it REAAAAAAALY hot in hear?"

He was now laughing so hard he fell off the couch, to which Shizuo stumbled over to look down at the giggling raven. "Damn flea...what are you...shit faced ur somfin?" This just made Izaya laugh more and Shizuo to join in.

Izaya opened tear brimmed red eyes to stare at gold ones. "Naw Shizu-chan...am too young ta drink member? Hehe" Shizuo plopped down on the floor beside him. "Coulda fooled me flea...wow you are hot..." Izaya laughed.

"Aw Shizu-chan I never knew you cared haha!" He leaned forward and kissed the blond. Wen he pulled away though, Shizuo grabbed him behind the head and pulled him in for another kiss. Shinra and Celty had been watching the whole time.

If Celty had her head, it would be shaking side to side at the teens display. Shinra, however, was feeling very proud of himself.

Now all he needed to do, was get them to go into the spare bedroom, he and Celty leave for a few hours, come back after the deed was done, then take the two to either Izaya's of Shizuo's place. And pray to what ever God that was listening, that they didnt kill each other.

Well, getting them to another room wasnt hard. Shizuo was already carrying a moaning Izaya with his legs wrapped around Shizuo's waist, into the spare bedroom.

Once the door was carelessly slammed shut, Shinra and Celty saw this as their chance to leave. Though they stopped when Shizuo called out "HEY SHINRA! YOU GOT ANY LUBE LAYING AROUND?"

Shinra face-palmed and Celty put her hands on her hips. Shinra gave Celty a sheepish grin. "Bed-side table to the left!" He heard a rushed 'Thank you' and the two left.

The next day. Shizuo's Apartment:

Shizuo awoke with a smile on his face. A pleasant tingle ran threw his body. When he felt a shift in his arms, he looked down to see there was a person there.

A pale body, slightly curved with raven colored hair, slept peacefully in his arms. He reached out and ran a hand threw the silky soft hair, only to move the bangs away to show the face of his enemy and secret love.

Thinking he was still dreaming, he continued to pet his hair and moved his hand down the small frame, feathery touches over the slight curves then up again. When Izaya curled more into him, he felt like he was in heaven.

"Mmm...Shizu-chan..." Hearing the raven say his name in his sleep made him smile so much more. Shizuo just had to hug the smaller teen in his arms so much more. He moved once again and those beautiful red eyes began to open.

Izaya blinked a few times, trying to focus. When he could see properly, he noticed he was staring face to face with a strong looking, broad chest. He also noticed strong arms holding him close to the one in front of him.

Though it felt nice to be held, he felt curiosity grab him and he lifted his eyes to see the face of the man that held him. He found familiar blond hair, golden eyes and an expression he never thought he'd see directed at him.

Izaya blinked a few more times. No trusting his vision at the moment so he closed them. 'Ok...I must be dreaming still...yeah thats it...but...why does this feel so real...? So...so right...?'

Izaya opened his eyes again to see a still smiling Shizuo, lightly running his fingers threw his hair when he noticed something was off...literally. Where the hell were his clothes? What the hell happened?

All kinds of thoughts were running threw his head as he began to panic. What happened last night? He couldnt remember a thing. Did Shizuo drug him just to have sex with him then kill him?

Izaya was shaking at this time, wondering just how he was going to get out of this one. Shizuo noticed the slight trembling of the smaller male and thought he was cold.

But when he removed his hand from the other teens head, reaching for the blankets, Izaya jumped from the bed into a random corner, looking for anything he could use to defend himself.

This, of course, proved to Shizuo, that he wasnt dreaming and that the red eyed teen was freaking out. 'Great...what am I gonna tell him? Shit...this could have just ruined all chances of ever being together with him...'

While Shizuo was distracting himself, Izaya found his pants, where he knew he kept a knife in his back pocket. "Shizuo, what the FUCK did you DO TO ME!" Wow...Izaya never called him Shizuo...in fact this is the first time he's seen him angry.

"Look Izaya just calm down with you?" When Izaya was about to reply, he just them felt the stickiness between his legs. His eyes widened at this. "Oh...my...GOD! DAMMIT SHIZUO! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE?"

Shizuo felt a little confused. I wasnt like he was a woman or anything so there was no worry about getting pregnant. "Izaya your blowing this out of proportion really." If it was possible, Izaya's face grew redder then it already was.

"I am NOT blowing this out of proportion! How could you DO this to me?" Shizuo was at a lose for words. Izaya was acting crazy(not that that was strange but...) and he had no clue as to what was wrong.

Izaya just threw his hands in the air as he began to collect his clothes and put them on. "Where are you going?" Shizuo was still stunned over the matter and he wanted some answers.

Izaya just ignored him as he finished getting dressed, making his way to the door. "Hey hold on a sec!" When the blond grabbed his arm, Izaya gave a squeak and ripped his arm our of Shizuo's grasp.

Once free, he took off as fast as he could, out of Shizuo's apartment, down the stairs and made his way threw the people on the streets to his own apartment.

TBC

Well what did you think? I hope you liked it ^_^ I'll make the next chapter longer also.

Cya

SJ~