''Hello?''
''Hey, Patick, it's me SpongeBob, have you tried Facebook? You know, that online thing?''
''No, but I did put my face in a book.''
''You should really try it out. Go to Facebook dot com on your computer, and make a account.''
SpongeBob hung up on Patrick. Patrick put his phone down and went on the computer to facebook.
''Hmm... My first name...''
Patrick thought for a second.
''Well, my mom was going to call me Stupid. So I'll put that.''
Patrick typed Stupid on First Name.
''Let's see... next is Last name. Well, instead my mom called me Patrick.''
Patrick typed Patrick on Last Name.
''Next is email... I think they mean mail so I'll put letters.
Patrick typed skcuskcirtap in email.
''Re-type email? I already did that!''
Patrick typed already did in retype email.
''Select Sex? Well, I don't know what male or female means so choose female.''
Patrick chose female.
''Birthday? Well, I think it's today so I'll put today!''
Patrick chose today's date on Birthday. When he clicked Sign Up, it said Gongratulations, you made a facebook account, Stupid Patrick!
''YAY!''