"What did it cost?" — Gamora
Tony Stark walked around his overly spacious New York apartment. No one else was here except for him and his thoughts. Everyone else was either dead or mourning.
"Ok Google," Tony said and his Google Home beeped in response, waiting a command. "What are the infinity stones?"
Google's loading circle stopped. "The infinity stones are... stones."
Tony groaned in response. "Oh my f**king God, I know that! Ok Google," "Beep." "What are the infinity stone's names?"
"The five infinity stones are... Space... continue reading on your personal Google account."
Tony yelled, "God dammit VALIS! Why did you have to become some weird animorph and DIE?!" Google Home was not nearly as helpful as his weird A.I. Friend. He added returning the Google Home back to Amazon in between saving the world and getting married.
"Wait... Space?" Tony realized. "What color is the space stone?" No response.
"Ok Google." "Beep." "What color is the space stone?"
Google's loading circle took no time at all. "Blue."
"BRAINBLAST!" Tony exclaimed as a brilliant idea came to his mind. We could trick Thanos by pretending that we have the Space stone! How? Tony Stark knew just the man he can call.
"Ok Google" "Beep" "Call Walter White."
Albuquerque, NM.
"F**k you... b*tch."
Walter White watched his somewhat loyal friend Jesse Pinkman disintegrate into ash. "Oh well."
Suddenly, his phone began vibrating. "Tony Stark? I haven't sold that guy meth in years." Begrudgingly, he answered the phone. "Hello?"
"Walter! I need your purest blue crystal!"
"What?! Why? Please tell me you're off the stuff."
"Whatever, just answer the question!"
"Uh," Walter said, "I asked you?"
"Oh right. Well, uh, I'll fly out to you. Maybe we should do this in person."
"Ok. Bye."
Walter sighed. His day has been immensely confusing.
"Well?" A voice boomed.
"Thanos, Tony is coming."
"Oh sh*t..." Thanos replied.