One day all the anime characters we know of were eating waffles. The End (and then Leah violently convulsed out of fear.)
One day Allen and Kanda were in the water bottle factory searching for the philosopher's stone. Suddenly, the flame alchemist came out of nowhere with fullmetal and started PUNCHING ALAN'S SALAD. (Yes Allen has a salad) As Allen was screaming "NO, no why would you do that akhdfl dksj "
"I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAAAAD," Cried Roy.
KANDA SUDDENLY DROVE UP IN THE BAT MOBILE AND ROBIN WAS LIKE OMG AND GOT THE MACHINE GUN AND STARTED SHOOTING UP THE SCENE.
Luckily since they are all main character, none of them actually got hurt.
Then, Ciel and Sebastian came out of nowhere and Sebastian heroically kicked the poor defenseless salad out of the way. Then Allen and Kanda skipped into the magically appearing sunset and soon got married and had 96.4 creepy children together. And one of them was a red Ferrari.
And then Ed and Roy couldn't decide what to do next, so they found the salad on the floor and started eating it. But not before finding its ketchup friend and brutally devouring them together.
But then next thing they knew, tons of water poured on their heads, therefore rendering the Colonel "useless." And Ed short circuited because he has circuits now. *nods*
Meanwhile, Ciel and Sebastian had been standing to the side, only now realizing that this was not the crime scene that the queen had ordered them to investigate, but a whole other freak show in general.
THE END.