The Day Turkeys took over RuneScape
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my chars. plus I don't own Zezima either
One day when I logged on RuneScape as my noob file (noobeater38) I went to the chicken coop, but there were no chickens! Instead I saw a turkey dressed in a military uniform telling them commands. "Wtf" said all the people here. Then Zezima came w/ a full dragon and all the rare stuff with a skull above his head too. Then he attacked the turkey general. I stood on top of him and waited for him to die. When he died he said "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" and I got all his stuff because everyone ran away. Now I was rich and have all the armour adamantite and up plus god armour and all the holiday drops.
As I left the chicken errrrrrr…… turkey coop I will be the richest person of RuneScape! I went to Varrock and sold the addy armour. Now I started training. Now I became a lvl 98 dude with full dragon armour w/ 10 crystal bows 40 D scimitars and 40k of every rune (well you get the point I had everything). I am able to cast all spells and do everything else. (Author's Note: I don't really have that stuff so don't tell anyone ) Now I went to the wild to pk people to get stronger. When I want to varrock I saw turkeys everywhere. "" I said as I started to look for the turkey commander. I found and killed it easily. I found out there weakness… arrows. Zezima used a d b axe, so he was easily killed. When I killed the Turkey Commander in Varrock all the turkeys got scared and died. I picked up all the feathers and went to the bank in Varrock and said "selling "turkey feathers" and in a instant I got a billion trades in the chat window. I found the one who gave me the most and sold it to him for 1000k. Now I went to the wild with only a full bronze and a wimpy bronze(s) dagger. They didn't know though. So I went all the way to lvl 54 wild and killed 15 people along the way. Now my inventory is full so I teleported to Ardougne and deposit all the stuff.
As I left to train my thieving in Ardougne. Instead of people thieving I saw a Hitler like turkey with the mustache and everything (even his walk) attacking all the people here. They were frightened of him. I bet he is the leader of all this nonsense so I decided to kill it. It kicked my ! But I was lucky enough to live and tell the story today. When I finally became lvl 99 in every stat I came back with my elf bow, full black d hide armour, and full sharks. I was ready to have turkey for supper. As I was about to kill it I fainted from all the events.
I woke up "oh it was only a dream".phew or is it? No, it wasn't a dream. When I woke up I was tied up, in a place deep down in Waterbirth Island, I saw the Hitler like turkey whipping everyone one by one. Now it was my turn to be whipped. Right before he whipped I broke free of the rope and knocked the lights out of him.
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Hoped you liked my first chapter. Please R&R and no flaming please this is my first story.