Things You'll Never Hear …… Say!!!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter!!! If I did, I'd be too rich to write for you LOSERS!!! DIE!!! BURN IN HELL AND DIE!!!! Enough about me…
Harry: I absolutely NEVER want to go to Hogwarts EVER AGAIN!!!
Hermione: Books just don't interest me, I prefer Wizard's Chess…
Ron: I fully understand and respect my brothers!
Snape: 5 Points to Gryffindor…
Harry: I'm going to swear allegience to Voldemort! Who wants to join me?
Hagrid: VOLDEMORT!!!!!!! (repeat several times for other wizards' hearing displeasure)
Hagrid: Collecting rare animals is such a boring and pointless hobby…
Malfoy: I love you, Harry!
Harry: GET AWAY YOU SICK FREAK!!! *punch*
Harry: Life is GREAT at my house! The Dursley's are WONDERFUL people!!!
Vernon (Harry's uncle for all of you who don't know/care): DUDLEY! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!
Snape: Harry Potter is my star student! He is a wonderful student to have in my Herbology class. (Yep, you'll never hear that)
Dumbledore: HOGWARTS MUST BURN!!! DESTROY THIS MADHOUSE!!!
Harry: I don't know my parents and I DON'T REALLY CARE!!! *flips the middle at Dumbledore* (None of us will ever see such brilliant…something…)
Harry: (after getting the Philosopher's Stone) HAHAHAHA!! IT'S MINE!!! *touches all local metals and runs like a girl*
Ron: My family is planning on buying Hogwarts, all the surrounding land, AND the train station connected to it!
Harry: *shrugs* Well, your parents DO have the money…
Hermione: *grabs Harry* Hurry! Make hot, sweet love to me! (Fortunately, this will never happen…)
Voldemort: *hugs Harry* I love you…I'm sorry I killed your parents *begins to sob* I don't know what was going through my MIND! WHY?! WHY DID I HAVE TO KILL THEM?!? (Etc., Etc…)
Wood: I never did like Quidditch, It's such a stupid game anyway…
Neville: Oh! I remember now!
Sorting Hat: Draco Malfoy, eh? GRYFFINDOR! (scary thought, ain't it?)
Fred: We have decided to quit our lives of making other people suffer…
George: We want to help all of mankind in any way that we possibly can…
AND…THE GRAND FINALE!!!
Hermione: *stares into space with a wad of drool hanging from her mouth*
And there you have it! I may just make a Chapter 2 when I decide I FEEL LIKE WRITING TO YOU SELFISH INGRATES!!! YOU NEVER APPRECIATE ANYTHING!!!! GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
The End.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter!!! If I did, I'd be too rich to write for you LOSERS!!! DIE!!! BURN IN HELL AND DIE!!!! Enough about me…
Harry: I absolutely NEVER want to go to Hogwarts EVER AGAIN!!!
Hermione: Books just don't interest me, I prefer Wizard's Chess…
Ron: I fully understand and respect my brothers!
Snape: 5 Points to Gryffindor…
Harry: I'm going to swear allegience to Voldemort! Who wants to join me?
Hagrid: VOLDEMORT!!!!!!! (repeat several times for other wizards' hearing displeasure)
Hagrid: Collecting rare animals is such a boring and pointless hobby…
Malfoy: I love you, Harry!
Harry: GET AWAY YOU SICK FREAK!!! *punch*
Harry: Life is GREAT at my house! The Dursley's are WONDERFUL people!!!
Vernon (Harry's uncle for all of you who don't know/care): DUDLEY! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!
Snape: Harry Potter is my star student! He is a wonderful student to have in my Herbology class. (Yep, you'll never hear that)
Dumbledore: HOGWARTS MUST BURN!!! DESTROY THIS MADHOUSE!!!
Harry: I don't know my parents and I DON'T REALLY CARE!!! *flips the middle at Dumbledore* (None of us will ever see such brilliant…something…)
Harry: (after getting the Philosopher's Stone) HAHAHAHA!! IT'S MINE!!! *touches all local metals and runs like a girl*
Ron: My family is planning on buying Hogwarts, all the surrounding land, AND the train station connected to it!
Harry: *shrugs* Well, your parents DO have the money…
Hermione: *grabs Harry* Hurry! Make hot, sweet love to me! (Fortunately, this will never happen…)
Voldemort: *hugs Harry* I love you…I'm sorry I killed your parents *begins to sob* I don't know what was going through my MIND! WHY?! WHY DID I HAVE TO KILL THEM?!? (Etc., Etc…)
Wood: I never did like Quidditch, It's such a stupid game anyway…
Neville: Oh! I remember now!
Sorting Hat: Draco Malfoy, eh? GRYFFINDOR! (scary thought, ain't it?)
Fred: We have decided to quit our lives of making other people suffer…
George: We want to help all of mankind in any way that we possibly can…
AND…THE GRAND FINALE!!!
Hermione: *stares into space with a wad of drool hanging from her mouth*
And there you have it! I may just make a Chapter 2 when I decide I FEEL LIKE WRITING TO YOU SELFISH INGRATES!!! YOU NEVER APPRECIATE ANYTHING!!!! GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
The End.