"Inuyasha!" Kagome screamed, as out of the forest burst a centipede demon, grabbing her and holding her aloft as she struggled.
"Kagome!" Inuyasha roared, running towards her with his sword drawn.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome shrieked, as the centipede shook her in a vaguely threatening way.
"Kagome!" Inuyasha called back, continuing to run towards her at very fast pace.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome cried again, flailing and not firing her bow which she was holding which could kill the demon easily if she wasn't being a dumb bitch and just fired it.
"Kagome!" Inuyasha yelled back, but rather half heartedly. Shit, she'd just been on the other side of the field, this was taking a while to run over there considering how fast he was running.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome whined, clutching her bow- which, again, could kill the demon- to her chest.
"Ka- Oh fuck it. Just shoot it, wench!" Inuyasha snapped, speeding up.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome replied, still doing nothing as the demon started to look a little bored.
"Jesus christ I have to have run at least a mile by now, how long is this fucking field." Inuyasha grumbled as he ran, ignoring the girl's cries by this point.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome suggested, shrugging her shoulders as the demon rolled its eyes.
"How the fuck is that an answer?" Inuyasha asked, puzzled.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome explained, and the demon nodded, shaking Kagome around a bit more.
"Okay seriously there is no way I could have seen you from this far away, the curve of the earth would have hidden you." Inuyasha growled. "This is some bullshi-"
"SUP BRO." Inuyasha jumped as Sesshomaru showed up, wearing naught but silly sunglasses and a thong. "JUST PASSING THROUGH, THOUGHT I MIGHT WORK ON MY TAN."
Inuyasha jerked awake and clutched his heart. "What the fuck."