A very random story idea which just popped into my mind, I mean, South Park and Snow White is just plain genius! Anyways, Hope you enjoy :3

Disclaimer: Don't own South Park or Snow White

Warning: There's cursing, but heck, this is South Park

King Cartman sat regally on his humongous throne, admiring his reflection in his small golden hand mirror. Cartman loved many things –Annoying Kyle, causing Kyle pain, torturing Kyle, money, KFC, gold, Hitler, and Nazis, but the thing he loved the most was himself.

He'd sit for hours, gazing at his reflection in that mirror, but of course, this wasn't just any mirror. It was a magic mirror.

The mirror would tell you who the hottest person in the world was. The mirror always told Cartman that he was the hottest person in the world, knowing that Cartman would smash him to pieces if he didn't.

On this particular day, the mirror was sick of his life with Cartman, so he had a plan.

"Well mirror, who's the hottest person in the world?" asked Cartman, smiling smugly.

"Not you, Fatass. It's actually Kyle, y'know, the orphan kid who you use as a slave? Yeah, I've just been lying to you, so ya won't kill me" answered the mirror bravely.

There was an ear-shattering smash from the throne room.

Kyle looked up from his mopping and sighed, "Aww fuck. More for me to clean up"

He picked up his mop and bucket and plodded down to the throne room miserably.

His life sucked. When he was 8 years old, his parents were executed by Cartman for being Jewish. Kyle, having nowhere else to go, had to stay in the castle as Cartman's slave.

Every day, Cartman found a new way to torture him. Sometimes it was hanging him upside down from the castle turrets, sometimes Cartman beat the shit out of him, and sometimes, Cartman threw him in a pot of boiling water.

He knocked on the huge oak doors, before pushing them open and stepping inside. He wished he hadn't.

When Cartman saw him, he went crazy. He stormed over to Kyle, threw the bucket of water over his head, and then used the mop to beat the shit out of him. Then, he pulled out a gleaming dagger. Kyle was terrified. He hadn't done anything wrong, so why was Cartman so angry with him?

"If I'm not the hottest person in the world, you won't be either," He said menacingly, before thrusting the dagger at Kyle.

Kyle barely managed to dodge the dagger, but instead, fell out of a window. Luckily, he landed in a bush.

"Holy fuck" he said, panting. Not because he was nearly killed, but because he was finally away from Cartman. Now, he could finally run away. He had no idea where to go, just anywhere miles from Cartman.

He ran into the forest, ignoring the immense pain all over his body. He'd put up with it for almost ten years now, so it wasn't anything new.

The forest was kinda creepy, with evil looking, gnarled trees, and looming shadows. Truth was, Kyle had never been outside on his own before. He'd spent most of his life inside, and the only daylight he'd ever seen was through a window.

Then, after running for a while, Kyle began to feel a bit light headed. Only when he reached a clearing and sat down, did he realise the huge gashes and shards of glass all over his body.

Then, all of a sudden, everything began to fade away, before everything went black….

Sorry for shortness, the next chapter should be longer. What do you think? Please review, coz then I'll update quicker! *wink wink*

PS. Have you got any better names for this story? I just don't think mine is very good. If you do, just leave it in the reviews. It'd make me very happy :3

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