"Slade" Robin cried out. "My body is ready for you!" Slade flinched as Robin clung to his body. "Robin" Slade whispered. "I don't think you're ready, go to bed." Robin sobbed as he got off of Slade and sulked in his room. *Knock Knock* "Robin" Slade whispered. "I feel as though need to tell you this...I'm dating Batman" Robin cried out as if he were wounded. "NOOOOONO!"
Slade crawled into bed with Robin. Spooning his small body against his larger one. "Shhhh it's ok" Slade whispered stroking Robin's apple scented hair. "Do you love him" asked Robin with tears in his midnight eyes. " Well I wouldn't say love but, he's got a booty so nice you pinch that twice!" Slade said making hand gestures of cupping a butt.
"But I thought I had da booty?" Robin cried, twerking his butt up and down as he danced to "My Milkshake" By Fergie. "You definitely learnt how to twerk from Batman." Slade said eyeing him up and down, all the while making it rain Monopoly money. " Notice me Senpai!" Robin said dressed in a Japanese school girl outfit while twerking in circles.
"If only you wore that when I was able to become erect" Slade commented while slapping dat toosh. " I bet you still can. At least with my inspiration you can!" Robin said sliding into a twerking split. "Well if you come over here and give me a inspiring lap dance then I'll see what we can do" Said slade dressed in a purple pimp outfit with the big ass hat with the buckle.
"Ok!" Then Slade uncovered a knife and said, "You don't deserve this." and slowly cut his penis off. Slade and Batman then lived happily ever after with their new robot decoration Robin.