Groaning, Robin wakes up, the sunlight streaming through his curtains, to his pet munchkin kitten licking his nips. "Ugh pls, Mr. Phishy, stahp." He groaned trying to go back to sleep. Mr. Phishy, looked up at Robin before biting down on his left areola. "OMG STAHP!" Robin squealed, flailing his arms at his baby kitten. Gasping for air, Robin sat up turning to get out of bed. As his feet hit the cold floor, Robin looked at his poor bitten nips. "They were already so tender." He whimpered. Suddenly, Robin's door slammed open. "What's going on?!" Rubbing the sleep out of his eye, Slade yelled, unsure if Robin was in any actual trouble or not.
Pulling his duvet up and over his chest, Robin gasped unaware that his screaming had been so loud as to awaken Slade. "Nothing." Robin quickly replied. Narrowing his un-lined eye, and noticing Robin's nervousness, Slade replied smartly. "Yeah? So you were just squealing for no reason? You just, uh, decided to squeal like a teenage girl reading fan fiction fluff? Yeah?". Also narrowing his eyes, Robin decided to turn the tables and question Slade. "Well….why are up so late, huh? You're usually up before sunrise!" His eye widening, Slade stumbles for an answer. "I…well I…I was…I was just.." Suddenly, Robin got his answer in the most heartbreaking way he could imagine.
There, looking over Slade's shoulder, and wrapping his arms around Slade's waist, was Aquaman. "What's going on sweetie?" Aquaman asked, his eyes closed and his head resting on Slade's shoulder. Turning his head to the side Slade replied sweetly, "Nothing sugar. Go back to bed." in his most soothing voice. As Aquaman walked away, Slade couldn't help but enjoy the view. Slade sighed as Aquaman turned into Slade's room, and turned back to, a now, crying Robin. "How could you?" He sobbed "I thought the whole point of me moving in was so we could get closer! And you just go and bang with that fishy hoe?! How long has this been going on!? When were you going to tell me?!" Slade groaned and sat down next to Robin. "Listen, Robin, you and I were going nowhere. Our relationship was as dead as road kill." Robin, in a fit of emotional rage, interrupted. "We were moving slowly! Like we planned!". Slade sighed, frustrated. "For god's sakes you wouldn't even let me see you shirtless! You're a guy Robin, it's normal for guys to do that!" He sighed again, calming down, "Look, Arthur and I are together now, and you just have to learn to accept it. You're still welcome to live here, if you'd like, but you and I are no longer a thing." Slade got up to leave, hoping Robin would come to terms with him and Arthur dating.
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"It's been seven months! They're still dating! God, and the noise they make. I can't take it anymore Kid." Taking a sip of his coffee, Kid impassively looked at Robin. "Soooo, just curious, but umm…when are you going to stop this?" Robin looked up, confused. "Stop what?" Robin asked, defensively. "Well, apart from your little pity party, population of one might I add, I mean stop inviting me to this coffee shop just to complain about your guy probs. Look at me! I'm single and happy as hell!" Propping his feet up on the table, Kid smiled at Robin and wiggled his eyebrows. Suddenly his smile dropped, as well as his feet. "And, besides you've been buying me coffee every time we come here! I'm Kid Flash dude! Do you know how long I'm on my freaking treadmill after these trips? A long time!" Robin smiled meekly, and messed with his hair. "Sorry, talking helps me. And if you're going to complain about how long you're on your treadmill stop asking for coffee!" Kid looked away, pouting. "Well, I wouldn't ask for it if we went somewhere else.."
Robin looked at Kid blankly. "Well where else are we supposed to go? This is the only place I know that Slade and Aquaman would never come to. Besides it's never crowded. That's such a huge plus." Kid looked at Robin out of the corner of his eyes and smiled to himself as he looked Robin up and down. "Well, maybe you could help me burn the energy in a better way." He elusively suggested. "Well, sure, I guess. I mean we could put in some extra training hours after these trips. Wouldn't hurt." Kid yelled in excitement, earning a shush from the employee trying to read. "Yes! We can do it at my house! Starting today! No, wait, next time. I have to set up some stuff." Robin, grinned at Kid's excitement, glad to have a cheery friend to brighten up his days.
"No, we can start today, I don't mind the lack of equipment. We can just spar with each other, and maybe invite the others over as well." Kid's smile got bigger at the mention of Robin's willingness to start their new meetings today, but dropped at the mention of other people being with them. "That's a little starnge." He thought to himself. "I didn't think Robin would be into that kind of stuff." Clearing his throat Kid replied, speedily. "Yeah, um, I'm only allowed one friend over at a time. Get's too messy with more than one, y'know?" Kid awkwardly scratched the back of his neck, and took another sip of his coffee. "Oh, that's fine. I still don't mind." Kid instantly gained his enthusiasm back. "Great let's go!" Kid hopped up and ran out the door, leaving both his coffee and Robin behind. "Hey, wait up! I don't know where you live!"
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After retrieving Robin from the coffee shop, Kid raced back home. His plans all coming together, and finally taking action! Kid shoved Robin inside his room and slammed the door shut after him, his back firmly placed against the door to ensure he wouldn't collapse from excitement. Robin was finally acknowledging his advances! "What are we doing in your room? Aren't we going to train?" Kid's smiled dropped. Robin genuinely thought they were going to train? "Well, I'll just have to fix that won't I?" Kid though to himself. "Uhh, yeah. I just thought that maybe we'd want to change into something more suitable for training. Y'know? Jeans aren't that great for this stuff." Robin, blushed. "Oh, sure. Umm. I'll just go change in the bathroom." Robin awkwardly shuffled towards the door with some of Kid's training clothes in his hands. "Nah brah, just change here. Doors locked not like anyone will get in." Kid tried to reassure Robin, unaware of his condition. Robin gulped as he watched Kid take off his shirt, somewhat slowly. His eyes racked Kid's upper body, feelings of temptation and jealousy filling him. Temptation for Kid himself, and jealousy for his normal nips. "No, I'd still like to change in the bathroom, if you don't mind." Robin unlocked the door and stepped out before Kid could answer. Blinking confusedly Kid belatedly answered with a simple "Okay."
Robin sighed as he looked at his nipples with discontent. He touched his left nipple and sighed as he felt the bacon peeling from Mr. Phishy's bite marks. He quickly put on the training clothes Kid had given him, immediately noticing how tight they were on him. His bacon nips slightly visible from beneath the shirt. He quickly exited the bathroom after putting on the sweat pants. He walked back to Kid's room to see the door locked again. "Hey, I'm ready!" Robin yelled as he knocked on the door. The door opened and Kid yanked Robin in, slamming him against the door as soon as it closed. "I'll be honest with ya. I didn't invite you over for training. I've been dropping hints for the last three months, and I'm getting tired of waiting for you to notice. All you do is whine and complain about Slade, so how about I take your mind off of him for a while?" Kid, not waiting for Robin to answer to his rhetorical question, starting to kiss and suck on Robin's neck.
Shocked, Robin didn't know what to do. He was dumbstruck! Finally getting over his initial shock Robin came to his senses and pushed Kid off of him. "What the hell man!?" Kid looked at Robin blankly. "I thought you were my friend? What are you doing?" Kid chuckled lowly. "I'm sick of being just friends Robin! We've been friends for years, and I've grown to have feeling for you! But, all you care about is Slade and his stupid boyfriend Arthur! And don't you even say you haven't noticed my advances! I know you have!" As Kid spoke he gradually moved towards Robin, until they were but inches away. " You've responded to some of them. I know you have feelings for me too." Kid grabbed Robin's upper arms and used his speed to his advantage. Robin was rendered helpless as Kid's speed caught him off guard.
He suddenly found himself inches away from Kid's bed. "Just let me love you Robin. Slade is with Aquaman, just accept it….and let me be here for you. Let me be with you. I love you." Blushing, Robin thought about it. Kid did have a point, if Slade wanted to be with Aquaman then maybe he should just accept it. Plus, Kid was nice to him, and would treat him nicely. "I….I don't know." Robin looked away, embarrassed. Robin gasped as Kid pushed them onto his bed. As Kid once again began to kiss Robin's neck, Robin decided to go with it and see if what Kid said made sense. "Okay, but don't…" Robin gasped as he felt Kid's hands slide under his shirt and up his chest. But suddenly he stopped, and Robin had tears in his eyes. "What's this? Are these scars? Did Slade hurt you?!" Kid, not waiting for an answer, angrily ripped Robin's shirt off. "No! Wait!" But it was too late, Kid had witnessed Robin's deepest, darkest secret. "I…I don't….What's even…I can't." The tears once glistening in Robin's eyes now slid down his face. "I…have…bacon nipples." Kid was shocked.
-End Chapter One