"SCHEISSE! IT'S COLD!"
Gilbert shivered and said, "Screw Russia, screw snow screw everything!"
"Calm down, da, krolik? We only have to wait until Dmitry finds us, da?"
"He needs to hurry the fuck up. It's freeeeeeezing!"
They were currently in the middle of Snowland. Surrounded with nothing but snow. Why? Because Russia had decided to go skydiving again. After last time when he injured himself jumping down without a parachute, he decided to do something slightly different. He had taken his favorite krolik (named Gilbert) with him. Without a parachute, of course. But this time he got the snow right and it had cushioned their fall. Or maybe Gilbert's flailing had slowed the fall a little bit.
The one thing that Ivan had forgotten was Gilbert's coat, so his cute krolik was sitting there in the snow, freezing.
Ivan stood up, took off his coat, then took off his shirt, leaving his scarf on.
"Why are stripping? It's freezing enough! Are you taunting me? I'M TOO AWESOME TO BE TAUNTED!"
Ivan chuckled (kolkolkolkol) and put his coat back on, leaving his shirt in the snow.
"Come here."
"What? Don't give me commands you Russian bastard! I'm too awesome!"
"And cold, da?"
"So, come here, da?"
Ivan opened his arms, motioning for Gilbert to come over.
Gilbert hesitated for a second, then reluctantly walked into Ivan's embrace. He sighed.
"Warm..."
"Da. Kolkolkolkol~"
Ivan let his krolik warm up, then sat, pulling Gilbert down with him so that he was sitting in Ivan's lap, Gilbert's legs around him. Gilbert's arms wrapped around Ivan's back, enjoying the warmth between Ivan's bare back and his coat. Ivan pulled his coat around Gilbert, so only the back of his head showed. Gilbert laid his head against Ivan's chest.
"Kolkolkol... what a cute krolik."
Gilbert tensed, tightening his grip and looking up at Ivan.
"WHAT did you call me?"
"A krolik."
"What is that?"
"A rabbit. Gilbert is a very cute krolik, da?"
"I AM NOT A RABBIT AND I AM NOT CUTE!"
Gilbert pouted.
"Da. See? You are very cute. Kolkolkol..."
Gilbert loosened his grip and thrust his lower lip out more.
"Am not."
Ivan leaned down and kissed him.
"Da."
Gilbert had a delayed reaction, waiting a few seconds before freaking out and flailing.
"WHA-WHAT THE HELL?"
"Kolkolkol..."
"WHY DID YOU JUST...?"
"Because you are adorable."
Ivan gripped Gilbert's hips, not letting him leave.
"Wha-wha? bu-but..."
Gilbert sputtered, unable to come up with a comeback.
Ivan chuckled, wrapping his right arm around Gilbert's lower back so his hands met, pulling Gilbert back into his chest.
"But but... Mmmm...warm..."
Gilbert stopped resisting and put his head back on Ivan's chest, wrapping his arms around the warm thing again. Ivan simply chuckled at how simple his krolik was. Not that there was anything wrong with that, of course.
Dmitry Mevdevev found Ivan with Gilbert still inside his coat. He sighed. You'd think that he learned after the first one where he got injured and Dmitry had spent days looking for him. Ivan was a boss's worst nightmare... Too scary to threaten, too spoiled of a child to bribe... This time he even brought Gilbert along! Well at least he was safe... Perhaps he should install a GPS chip into Ivan's coat next time...hmm...