I don't own Naruto or the Eagles' song
Okay, so I was stuck at a stupid shooting range with nothing to do and I thought,what if someone murdered someone at a shooting range? They'd never knew who did it! ^^ Then I thought, ooh Naruto! Someone needs to get murdered in a shooting range!!^^
^^ I hope you enjoy and please review!
"Why did I sign up for this stupid trip?" Sakura whined. "It's so lame!"
"Tell me about it." Ino agreed.
They were stuffed into a rented van, heading toward some mystery location for a school trip. The only ones who knew the full details were Gai, Asuma, and Kakuzu.
"I am sure that whatever Gai-sensei has chosen will be the best school trip ever!" Lee said with stars in his eyes.
"I'm just glad there's no homework." Kiba said. Most of the students going had only signed up to go because they were exempt from all assignments during the trip.
"You can thank me for that, Kiba." Gai said, pointing a thumb proudly toward his chest. "I made a deal with principal Tsunade so that all of the students are exempt that are going on the trip."
"Yeah, you guys get exempt and I get to come along." Tsunade said. She was sitting in the passenger seat drinking something that she claimed was water, but smelled suspiciously of vodka.
"You just didn't want to work." Neji pointed out from the back seat where he sat between Lee and Hinata.
"Aw, what's the harm in a little break every now and then?" Tsunade asked, waving a hand at him.
"Tch! You never do anything!" Kiba said. "I still haven't gotten my report card from the beginning of sophomore year."
"That is true." Lee said, thoughtfully. "I haven't received mine either."
"That's not my fault!" Tsunade said, turning to look at them. "It's the teacher's job to post grades."
"But principal Tsunade, you're the one on charge of sending out report cards." Gai said, taking his eyes off the road.
"Oh, that must be what Shizune is always telling me to send out . . . oh well!" She smiled and took another swig of her "water".
"How can you be so nonchalant?" Neji asked, crossing his arms.
"Yeah," Kiba agreed. "How the hell did you get to be our principal?"
Tsunade grimaced at the memory. "I lost a bet."
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In the van behind them, Shizune was arguing with Kakuzu about the safety of having nine people crammed into an eight-seater van that only had six seat belts. Somehow, he had convinced Tsunade to only buy three eight-seater vans when they were expecting 21 students and 8 teachers.
"It's cheaper this way!" Kakuzu said defensively. "Besides, we all fit."
"If Konan, Pain, and Zetsu had come we wouldn't!" Shizune snapped back. "This van doesn't even have enough seat belts!"
"The rental company gave us a discount because someone cut the seat belts."
At the mention of this, Tenten made sure that her travel-collection of knives was not visible to the young safety-obsessed teacher.
"Everyone stop arguing!" Shino suddenly yelled. Everyone instantly shut their mouths.
Asuma and Kurenai had been arguing about this mystery location that they were heading to—he still wouldn't tell her where it was. Shikamaru and Chouji had been arguing because Shikamaru claimed that Chouji's chip-munching was too loud and he couldn't nap. They had all definitely been in the car for way too long.
"Asuma-sensei, how much longer until we get there?" Shino asked, breaking the now awkward silence.
"About twenty more minutes." Asuma answered, checking a piece of paper taped to the dashboard that was supposed to be a map.
"Good."
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In the van behind them, it was even more hectic, with arguing, off-key singing (thanks to Anko) and little moans of pain (credit to Naruto^^).
Naruto was lying on the floor between Kakashi and Iruka's seats, attempting to change the radio station. Anko was sitting on top of him, singing off-key while pinning him to the floor.
"Oh no you don't!" She said as Naruto made another attempt to turn the dial. "This is my station and we're not changing it!" She yanked on his messy blonde hair.
"Aw come on; this stuff is crap!" Naruto whined. "No one listens to classic rock anymore!" He reached an arm up to change the station, but Anko grabbed it and twisted his arm behind his back.
"Ow! Ow! You're the worst teacher ever!" Anko laughed, obviously taking this as a compliment.
"Kakashi-sensei, can't we change the station? Please?"
"Um, I don't think that'd be a good idea." Kakashi said nervously, hoping that Anko wouldn't come for him next.
"Come on! This music is terrible!" Naruto said, pounding a fist into the floor.
"Tobi likes this song." Tobi said, joining the pile of people between Kakashi and Iruka's seats. "Don't change it.
"Tobi, do you even know the name of this song?" Deidara asked.
"Of course!" Tobi said, rolling his eyes beneath his mask. "It's Peaceful Easy Feeling by the Eagles." He surprised them all by singing to the rest of the sing, perfectly on key.
"Wow, who knew Tobi could sing?" Kisame asked, nudging Itachi who had been hanging onto his little brother the whole ride.
Sasuke had been trying to ignore his older brother, but it was a little hard when he had his arms wrapped around you for an hour and a half.
"We could use to make some money!" Kakuzu said, imagining thousands of fans lining up to buy tickets to a Tobi concert.
"I wouldn't pay to hear that!" Sasuke said.
"Little Brother," Itachi said, looking smiling down at him. "don't be so rude. Tobi was pretty good."
"I don't care what you think!" He said. "Get off me!" He tried unsuccessfully to shove the older uchiha away.
"But we never get to spend time together, Sasuke!"
"I like it better hat way!"
While Sasuke and Itachi argued, Anko tried to get Tobi to sing other sings.
"That's the only song Tobi knows." He said in an innocent voice, simultaneously crushing Kakuzu's dream into dust.
Naruto finally changed the station and Anko was about to rip his head off when Kakashi parked the car.
He seemed a little confused. "Is this the place?"
Yeah, so you can probably guess (from the title and my earlier comments) what's going to happen.
I'm still trying to decode who kills who--I think I might have some random stranger die ^^
But I wonder who'll kill him?
It's like clue--if only there was a butler!^^
Please review^^