Disclaimer: dunownYGO or Michel Jackson
Forced Love:
This was it, the moment Ryou had waited for for so long:
Seto unzipped his pants and asked Ryou if he'd like to go somewhere more comfortable. Ryou, being Ryou of course said yes. They walked into the room, and now for something completely different...
One fine day Yugi decided to walk home from school....when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, Pegasus's limousine pulled up to the side of the road. He rolled down the window...
"Hey, Yugi-boy... do you like candy?"
"Um, I guess so."
"Well it just so happens that I have a HUGE bowl of candy right in this very car."
"Wow!"
"That's right, so why don't you step into my office, my crib, my funk- aaaaay pad." As Pegasus listed all the names that his car went by, Yugi carefully considered his offer.
Then... "Um...I should probably ask my grandpa."
"Your Grandpa's dead!"
"Oh..."
"So...?"
"I-I-I Guess so."
"Good. Good"
Yugi stepped inside the fancy-pancy car.
"Er, I hate to be greedy but where's the candy?"
"I'll show you candy!"
Quickly Pegasus pulled down his red pinstripe pants, only to reveal!-
Croquet's POV:
Croquet quietly washed the dishes that had just been carrying Pegasus's birthday cake earlier in the day. Croquet was now remembering what a splendid evening they had had that morning.
"Oh, Croquet, my life is so boring, I need a hobby." The butler thought to himself.
"Well Mr. Pegasus, I suggest-"
"Please, call me Max, or if you prefer Maxie, that would also be fine".
"Right then Max...ie, I heard that molesting little boys was quite popular this time around"
"It's settled then, now where can I find a little boy...?"
The conversation ran through Pegasus's secret admirer's head over and over again.
It was at that time Croquet realized he forgot the instant ramen for Rolland. Swiftly he put on his big trench coat, hat, and sunglasses, and rushed out the door.
And right after he left with the spare limo, Pegasus drove up, (right now he wanted to get inside as soon as possible.) So Maxie grabbed Yugi's wrist firmly and dragged him in. He didn't bother to wait until he got to one of the many bedrooms in the house.
Yugi lay half against the wall and half on the floor. Breathing heavily he tried to break free from the Michel Jackson of Yu-Gi-Oh.
Luckily for the little spike-haired boy Croquet came in just as Peggy was ready to make his move.
"I thought you said I was the only one!!!!!" He shouted with tears in his manly yet strangely feminine eyes.
"No wait! It's not what it looks like!"
"Sure it isn't!" As Croquet was on his way out of the mansion, he bumped into Kimo. They stared into each other's eyes almost until dawn, the next morning, which was also the time that they realized that they were made for each other!
So as the two guards skipped happily off together Pegasus also decided that molesting little boys was just not for him. So he let Yugi go and Yugi ran home crying.
THE END
Forced Love:
This was it, the moment Ryou had waited for for so long:
Seto unzipped his pants and asked Ryou if he'd like to go somewhere more comfortable. Ryou, being Ryou of course said yes. They walked into the room, and now for something completely different...
One fine day Yugi decided to walk home from school....when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, Pegasus's limousine pulled up to the side of the road. He rolled down the window...
"Hey, Yugi-boy... do you like candy?"
"Um, I guess so."
"Well it just so happens that I have a HUGE bowl of candy right in this very car."
"Wow!"
"That's right, so why don't you step into my office, my crib, my funk- aaaaay pad." As Pegasus listed all the names that his car went by, Yugi carefully considered his offer.
Then... "Um...I should probably ask my grandpa."
"Your Grandpa's dead!"
"Oh..."
"So...?"
"I-I-I Guess so."
"Good. Good"
Yugi stepped inside the fancy-pancy car.
"Er, I hate to be greedy but where's the candy?"
"I'll show you candy!"
Quickly Pegasus pulled down his red pinstripe pants, only to reveal!-
Croquet's POV:
Croquet quietly washed the dishes that had just been carrying Pegasus's birthday cake earlier in the day. Croquet was now remembering what a splendid evening they had had that morning.
"Oh, Croquet, my life is so boring, I need a hobby." The butler thought to himself.
"Well Mr. Pegasus, I suggest-"
"Please, call me Max, or if you prefer Maxie, that would also be fine".
"Right then Max...ie, I heard that molesting little boys was quite popular this time around"
"It's settled then, now where can I find a little boy...?"
The conversation ran through Pegasus's secret admirer's head over and over again.
It was at that time Croquet realized he forgot the instant ramen for Rolland. Swiftly he put on his big trench coat, hat, and sunglasses, and rushed out the door.
And right after he left with the spare limo, Pegasus drove up, (right now he wanted to get inside as soon as possible.) So Maxie grabbed Yugi's wrist firmly and dragged him in. He didn't bother to wait until he got to one of the many bedrooms in the house.
Yugi lay half against the wall and half on the floor. Breathing heavily he tried to break free from the Michel Jackson of Yu-Gi-Oh.
Luckily for the little spike-haired boy Croquet came in just as Peggy was ready to make his move.
"I thought you said I was the only one!!!!!" He shouted with tears in his manly yet strangely feminine eyes.
"No wait! It's not what it looks like!"
"Sure it isn't!" As Croquet was on his way out of the mansion, he bumped into Kimo. They stared into each other's eyes almost until dawn, the next morning, which was also the time that they realized that they were made for each other!
So as the two guards skipped happily off together Pegasus also decided that molesting little boys was just not for him. So he let Yugi go and Yugi ran home crying.
THE END