"Hello hello hello!" Boshi crashed through the wall of the set. "I'm here! Let's get started yo!" The camera crew began the show's theme music.
"Hello, welcome to Mario Gameshow Ultimate, I'm your host, Boshi. Now, let's intoduce this years contestants, who are competing for the grand prize of 1,000,000 coins."
"He's the main man that everyone hates, I mean, loves," Boshi recovered as ThatRandomSquid glared at him. "It's Mario!" Mario walked onstage and waved as a fan toad jumped onstage and screamed "Marry me Mario!"
"Security!" Boshi yelled. The security koopas dragged the fan toad away to the underground dungeon to be tortured.
Boshi continued. "He's the guest with the poltergeist, it's Luigi!" Luigi walked onstage and tried to be cool by leaning against the wall and winking at the reader, but the wall fell over because it was the fourth wall.
"Bleepity bleepin kids these days," the builder toad grumbled as he fixed the fourth wall.
"It's the pink princess of the toad's, Peach!" Peach walked onstage and blew a kiss. Boshi swooned for a moment, but regained his composure.
"It's the annoying character nobody will ever like because they've only been in one mainstream Mario game, Daisy!" Daisy punched Boshi in the stomach.
"Frick!" He wheezed. "It's the galactic ruler of the cosmos, Rosalina!" She glided onstage.
"It's the obnoxious toad who does everything, Toad!" "Hello!" He said in his obnoxiously squeaky voice.
"It's the smurfette of the toads, Toadette!" The fourth wall fell on the builder toad who was fixing it.
"It's the fruit loving fiend, Yoshi!" Yoshi stuck out his tongue and accidentally ate a goomba in the front row.
"It's the rich moneybags, Captain Toad!" All the Wario fan toads sighed inn unison, thinking he was the moneybags.
"It's the whoknowswhatgenderitis, Birdo!
"It's the mayor of New Donk City, Pauline! Peach began fuming as Pauline walked onstage.
"It's the explosive bombshell, Bombette!" Everyone groaned at Boshi's lame puns.
"It's the former Shado Siren with an epic hat, Vivian!" Boshi ran over and stole her hat.
"It's the cloud lady windspirit, Flurrie!" Vivian ran over to Boshi, grabbed her hat, and conked him on the head.
"Last but not least, it's the elusive yet tasty Princess Eclair!" The whole audience ohh'd and luigi's eyes turned into hearts. Daisy smacked him.
"Now, next episode, we will do the first challe-" Boshi was cut off by a noise from backstage.
"You forgot us you idiot!" Someone yelled.
"Yeah, um, oops. We have Wendy, Larry, and Lemmy." Wendy sashayed onto the stage like Kim Kardashian.
The wal fell on the builder toad again. "$ !#" he yelled.
Boshi started over again.
"Now, next episode, we will do the first challenge, and the episode after that will have our first elimination. Thanks for watching and have a good night! Now, is there a medic somewhere?" Boshi finished.
Hey guys, if you'd like to suggest a challenge, PM me or comment.