Apple Jack's Cannibal Encounter

Chapter 1: Cider Suicide

It's a normal Cider Making Day all of Equestria is lining up for a sweet glass of cider.

Berry Punch (as usual) is lining up at the start of the line and gets a glass of cider finishes it and says: Oh it's empty, I better kill my self now

Apple Jack (busy with other customers) said: OK sugar cube go do that thing.

Berry Punch went to the side of the barn and hung her self.

It's the end of the day, Apple Jack went to the same side of the barn that Berry Punch committed suicide and AJ said: Oh No she committed suicide, Well better bring her inside before the royal guard end me to a dungeon in the place I'd get banished to.

Apple Jack brings in Berry's corpse in to the shed and a bit of blood and flesh gets on to her hooves and licks it off and says: MMMMMMM that was delicious, AJ starts devouring Berry's remains and said: Well I'll ask some pony to kill ponies and put them into cupcakes.

Chapter 2: Pinkie the HitPony

Apple Jack first went to SugarCube Corner and asked Pinkie Pie if she could kill ponies for to put them into cupcakes and Pinkie said: Yes of course I can, If we weren't friends I'd charge you 100,000,000.666 bits a month to kill every pony in their town apart from exceptions from the pony that has hired me. But you AJ only need to pay 666,666,666.666 bits for the entire of the time I do this for you and who are your exemptions.

AJ gives Pinkie her ATM Card that has her savings and says: Well my exemptions are...

Rainbow Dash and her family, Your Self (Pinkie Pie) and your family, Twilight Sparkle and her family, Fluttershy and her family, Rarity and her family, My Family, My Self, Derpy Whooves and her family, The Mayor, Lyra, Bon Bon, Vinyl Scratch and Octavia.

Pinkie said: Okay Dokey Lokey just sign this form.

The form says "The ponies that've signed this form as 'Buyer of Services' one of the exemptions will not be seen as an exemption and will be killed."

AJ asks: Were should I sign as I can't read anything but my signature.

Pinkie points to an X and says: There

AJ signs and leaves.

The End.